Men have to do everything to get a date. They have to be confident, ask the woman out, be good looking, well-kept, rich, tall, preferably white, muscular, have a huge social life, have 500+ followers on social media, dress good, be experienced romantically and sexually (no virgins), be outgoing, funny, take the lead, be masculine, and not-shy.
Meanwhile, a women can be the opposite of all of this and still get laid. She can be boring, ugly, unkempt, an asshat, passive, shy, dress like a slob, any race, any height, poor, and doesn't need to be experienced. All a woman literally has to do is wait and a man will come and fuck her. Unless she's deformed, women have it easy in relationships. They have the passive role.
Because normies are all brain dead sheep.
Because normies are fucking whipped and are happy to keep their mouth shut as long as they get a pat on the head from their dominatrix overlords.
>>37466596
>Meanwhile, a women can be the opposite of all of this and still get laid. She can be boring, ugly, unkempt, an asshat, passive, shy, dress like a slob, any race, any height, poor, and doesn't need to be experienced. All a woman literally has to do is wait and a man will come and fuck her. Unless she's deformed, women have it easy in relationships. They have the passive role.
Maybe if they're willing to settle for a poor low test beta manlet like yourself. Why do you date women like that? Stop crying and raise your standards.
Would you be willing to become sterile in exchange for 2 extra inches of dick length?
No but i'd be willing to become sterile for the opposite.
I'd be willing to become sterile for free. And I don't really want 2 more inches, 8 is too much. Could I go sterile and get 1 inch more. IMO 7 inches is perfect length. Noticeably above average but small enough to still work with pretty much any girl in any position.
Can I save some jizz before becoming sterile, so later if I wanna have my own kid I still can? If so then yes, if not then no
accidentally deleted cute girls folder, help me recover it?
>>37466495
get a disk recovery program
>>37466495
Th1s c0mm3nt 1s 3p1c 0r1g1n4l xddd
>>37466519
she looks like she has skin cancer on her nose
You and everyone who's browsed R9K in the past 3 months will have their Waifu come to life and love them forever.
But the downside is, that you must watch as I am flogged and beaten, and made to carry a heavy wood cross up a hill. I will then subsequently be nailed to the cross and hung there to die.
Is it worth it?
>>37466353
So I will get my waifu and in exchange, I get to watch you get beaten daily? What the fuck are you even trying to say
Nice try though. Keep thinking Jesus or Allah is your savior. It only proves your weakness. This is Lucifers world now.
No. I'd rather have it happen to me than watch it happen to you.
>>37466353
Unrelated, but...
This is honestly the biggest thing I hate about Christianity. People are always like "Oh how noble Jesus Christ died JUST FOR ME. The pain must have been so unbearable, boo hoo hoo". But like he's not dying just for you. Jesus and God are the same person so he decided to do it himself, and he wasn't dying just for me. He died to save literally every human that ever has or will exist. I'd die to give everyone their waifu, you think I wouldn't be willing to die to save everyone in all of existance from eternal pain and suffering. Plus I get revered by billions for thousands and thousands of years.
Kekistan tattoo
Should i do it?
S H A D I L A Y
DO IT FOR THE KEK
PRAISE KEK
>>37466196
Fucking redditfags
Origaniri
>>37466196
Looks pretty good desu, but not many folks will recognize it
Had a real shitty night. Attempted suicide and I'm tired as fuck.
>father disrespects me because he's 52 and I'm 19
>thinks he's mentally superior because he's older
>i tell him to not say that shit ever again
>he gets beyond pissed off and says he'd never say that to his father
>argument escalates while mother is in the room trying to calm us down
>i threatened to call 911 because he was acting like a maniac
>tells me "he'll get out"
>continues to further spout bullshit and insult me to the point where I've had enough
>i grab my anti-anxiety/anti-depressants and put them all in my mouth
>mother runs towards me and puts her hand in my mouth to grab all the pills out
>i start crying hysterically
>my mom's comforting me while the ambulance runs in because my dad called 911
>they ask me a couple questions
>i can't even answer them because I'm crying so hard
>they tell me I'm going to a hospital
>i comply because I don't want to the situation to get worse than it already is
>still crying while im on the stretcher
>i get in the ambulance and they drive to the hospital
>mom is still there comforting me
>guy tries to talk to me about WoW because that's what I was playing before my father ran in
>get into the hospital
>they do all this shit just to see if im alright like taking my blood and urine
>see my brother and his wife in the background because my mother requested for him to come for moral support
>feel strange but normal
>i was all fine except for all the suicidal shit
>had to go through all these hoops just to leave
This was all at midnight and it's almost 4AM now. I'm at home but I've had a real shitty last few hours.
Damn, anon. Are you alright now? How do you feel?
>>37466148
I'm fine now. Just tired as fuck. If it wasn't for my meds I'd be sad as hell.
What was the level of the ambulance guy in WoW? Did he tell you?
I'm seriously dissapointed. I mean, pepe is cool and all, but he's all i see now. There's almost no new memes, and our production has slowed to a crawl. I mean, there's barely any raids anymore, and it's just not fun. I personally started one myself this year, yeah (i was OP of the thread that created the "ok hand sign racist" thing, i can post proof too), but they barely ever happen anymore.
I love pepe and wojak, but we seriously need new shit. It's just stagnated and i've gotten a little sick of it.
>>37466079
/pol/ took over
it turns out that it's hard to be creative when your entire message is "here's my ideology" over and over
they've reduced 4chan culture from a thing which really had no equal on the rest of the internet to, basically, a coca-cola advertisement
when will this shit decade end
>>37466079
4 y do u meme?
>>37466241
Because it's fun and i am a bored individual.
I have $300.
How do I start a new hobby with this amount?
>>37466030
save it you'll thank yourself later when you actually need it
>>37466030
buy fl studios and start makin beats
>>37466067
Or even better, pirate it and use those 300$ to hire 6 (SIX) bookers.
Men have to do everything to get a date. They have to be confident, ask the woman out, be good looking, well-kept, rich, tall, preferably white, muscular, have a huge social life, have 500+ followers on social media, dress good, be experienced romantically and sexually (no virgins), be outgoing, funny, take the lead, be masculine, and not-shy.
Meanwhile, a women can be the opposite of all of this and still get laid. She can be boring, ugly, unkempt, an asshat, passive, shy, dress like a slob, any race, any height, poor, and doesn't need to be experienced. All a woman literally has to do is wait and a man will come and fuck her. Unless she's deformed, women have it easy in relationships. They have the passive role.
>>37465853
>Another episode of lonely sexist has a breakdown
Neck yourself KHV.
The only thing I'm going to disagree with you on is the part about having to be white.
Yes, if you're going to live in a western society thats full of white people stop complaining that you can't get a white woman.
You have 2 choices
1. Go after women that are from your own racial/cultural heritage.
2. If the above doesn't work, go back to the country where your parents originally came from and look for a woman there that matches you in regards to race/culture.
You have no fucking business as a non-white complaining that you can't get white women. Fuck off with that shit. But that's all I have to point out, the rest of your post is fine.
Kek, no you don't. I've gotten several dates and I look like Rich Evans. It is true that women don't really have to date down though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcAsad-E9CQ
Will finding a real cock to suck cure the insatiable level of cocklust i feel? Any other "straight" guys here done it?
>>37465802
You should find Christ instead faggot
>>37465802
stop giving me these thoughts!
Here's a good cure for your insatiable cocklust faggot
What's your current favorite porn actress?
This picture turns off all my sex organs
I only have all time favorites:
Melissa Mendiny
Ashley Robbins
Jessica Robbin
Pattycake
>watching professional porn
Do you own this shirt?
If so, have you ever gotten any reactions out of wearing it?
>>37465581
No, I'm not a fucking homo.
Where can get this shirt
>>37465619
>being insecure enough to feel the need to verbally state it
Wew
ITT: songs/albums that always hit you right in the feels
I'll start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIf2GgA1rGc
>>37465513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwgzPsc6QJI
>>37465513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndEQMmmo1pk
Johnny Cash -Hurt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHz-JqYRSu8
am i normie tier i have no idea anymore
ITT: we post pictures of fembots we've met on this board
I'll start
>>37465500
nice digits.
in which countries are these fembots located?
"we've met on this board"
How do you meet someone on the internet you delusional fuck?
met her last summer
What's your disability /bant/?
I stammer.
>>37465332
Whoops... I meant /r9k/.
>>37465332
I shake uncontrollably when talking to people its gotten to the point where i freeze up talking to parents
I'm a socially crippled sperg