A female that lives near you commits suicide. After death, her spirit finds you and is somehow able to manifest.
She shows you her power to levitate objects and to create fire from nothing.
You are also able to touch her.
She says this,
>"Be my love and keep me company and I will give you anything you desire. I'll possess your neighbors, haunt people if you ask me to."
How do you respond to this?
>>35301627
id finally tell my therapist that she was right, i really do have fucking schizophrenia
but that shit aint happened yet so I AM NOT INSANE
(original)
>>35301627
Well
>first, if she died right then and there I'll ask her where her now useless body is at and then fuck it as a right of passage to the after life. Nobody wants to decompose a virgin lol
>ask her to haunt all enemies
>possess famous people to give me wealth and power
>use wealth and power to live in a secluded place with me and my ghost spirit wifey while we browse internet, laugh at pictures of cats, and Netflix and chill
If she's cute
>Yeah sure, why not?
If she's uggo
>Make up some bullshit monologue about moving on and not being tied to the past.
Hello fellow robots, is the first time I post here and im really sad, for the first time in all my life I fell in love with a woman and she rejected me, im just really sad, my heart hurts so much and I really want to cry
What can I do now.
It's good that you asked her out, it just sucks that she rejected you but at least you got closure. Now you move on in life, delete her off all social media and remove her number from your phone. Without constantly being reminded of her you'll slowly forget her. Someday you'll realize you didn't even think of her all day.
>>35301573
You cry and listen to sad music.
Will ssri drugs make me motivated for life? i enjoy nothing! no motivation to do anything no longer bothered to get a GF i just fucking hate my life desu and want a different perspective , also i dont give ass about sexual effects as i will never have a gf anyway so its pointless having a working penis
It will make you more emotional so say bye bye to the ability to shitpost without taking it up the ass.
>>35301553
they made me pretty even when i was on them. i didnt really experience highs or low. if you are not motivated because of major depression they may help you but they wont magically give you motivation. if you dont care about the sexual side effects i guess theres no reason not to try them out.
>>35301598
I dont understand could you explain further, More emotional? is that closer to how normies feel?
>Older mommy gf wants me to eat her out
What do?
>>35301530
Get off my board
>god damn Normans sneaking in
>>35301530
Do it. In fact, you should already be showing your mommy gf you love her by eating her out on at least a daily basis.
>>35301530
i personally wouldn't eat an older womans ass. but i'd do it if it was a cute little girl.
Mum just asked me if i was high
>im 25
>neet
>no gf
>live at home
Should i start packing?
>>35301435
And yes i was high, i said no since i dont want to be labelled a useless drug addict (which i am desu) then kicked out
>>35301465
What are you high on anon-kun?
>>35301435
You should either get your life together or go be homeless. btw homeless get laid all the time but its nasty
>that feel when you realize there are only a few episodes of the anime you've been having a blast watching for the last week
>>35301422
was it Youjo Senki?
>>35301477
No it's pic related but I have been watching Youjo Senki too
Airing shows don't really bother me too much when they end because I have almost 3 months to come to terms with it finishing and it's rare for me to even like an airing anime that much but with shows that already finished airing years ago when I find one I like I blaze through it too quickly and then get sad because I know it'll be over and even though I can always rewatch it nothing beats the first time through
What is your reaction upon seeing this image?
Nothing. I skimmed over it until I read the text.
>>35301369
Wario land 4 last boss
>running out of anime to watch
>running out of music to listen to
>running out of youtube videos to watch
>running out of movies to watch
>running out of vidya to play
>4chan is getting worse by the day
>friends are becoming bored of me
who else is on /panic/ mode here?
>>35301358
I'm proud of you. I'll never catch up with my backlog.
there's absolutely no way that you could run out of music to listen to. here, an album you most likely haven't listened to
>>35301358
What's your age range?
Like have you lived so long you've watched pretty much everything worth watching
What are some /things you enjoy doing by yourself/? I'm extremely lonely and I'm looking for something to do that would cheer me up a bit.
>>35301315
Jacking off
Duh
vape. vape while you jack off. vape while you jack off to a picture of yourself.
I do everything by myself because I greatly love being alone and depending on others and watching them fail pisses me off to no end.
>tfw police showed up at my door after I threatened to kill some girl on facebook
Jesus I really need to get my act together
fucking hell I'm probably on some FBI list now in a potential shooter folder
I'm calling bullshit on this one if you weren't locked up at least for the night.
>>35301263
This was just a few hours ago, I explained it away by saying I was anxious and drunk. I mean I didn't have any intentions of doing anything and I guess they just believed me.
>Grandma found the cock crimper
>>35301161
What the fuck is a cock crimper?
>Grandma found the Shlong Slider
>>35301211
>he doesn't know what a cock crimper is
>>35301260
That cannot be good for your dick.
I ate 3500 calories in donuts today, plus fast food and dinner at home
I'm planning to kill myself in exactly six days from now
ask me anything I guess
>>35301111
Can you live stream your suicide for us sadistic people to watch and enjoy?
>>35301111
Why didn't you eat more if you're going to kys anyway?
>>35301152
I'd like to, I think about it sometimes, but I don't know if I'll be able to.
I'm planning to hang myself on the back porch when no one's home, so I could probably set up my computer there for the event.
Do people who are sliding in full blown schizophrenia have awareness that they are?
I'm scared robots
>>35301046
Yes
Crazy people can know they're crazy
>>35301092
Yes they can realize, but i met some that didnt.
>>35301046
I hear you can, good luck doing anything about it
>Fell in love with oneitis 4 years ago
>Spent a year chasing them to no avail; they were taken at the time
>However, even though at the time I was somewhat spergy, they did say they would date me if they weren't already dating someone
>After that year of chasing slowly distance myself from them and jump from few other people I like but never end up dating
>Jump to a few months ago
>Start talking to them again
>Get feelings for them again
>At this point I'm a social chad somewhat, so the only thing that could hold me back is if they were taken
>Find out they are
I generally try to avoid being too selfish or wishing for bad things
But I've never wished for a relationship to crash and burn as much as I wish my oneitis' would
Talking to them I KNOW there would be a chance if they weren't taken.
And I can't fucking wait any longer because they are my oneitis for a goddamned reason, even if I found someone else it wouldn't be the same I feel with them. Fuck. How do I handle this? Every fucking night I'm up running through my head how I should've been more alpha back when I had a better chance years ago, whether I should act any more than I am now, what I might be doing wrong right now, what I should do to push boundaries and whether it's a good idea to try convincing them I'm a better choice, etc.
>>35301045
Pic related is a good thing to do in this situation. You lost the game, life is over.
It's like in countermeme where now all you can do is sit in front of your screen and wait the round to end.
>>35301135
Is this true robots?
Should I keep hoping that they'll break up, and try improving myself in the mean time, or have I fell into the same void I was in years back, the void of inability to improve due to obsession?
Well do you think ur the better choice for her?
Guys I'm coming down off a lot of drugs
I'm freaking the fuck out I'm about to hang myself
Somone talk to me please
eyyyyy whats up op describe your night
calm down nigger! you'll be ok!
>>35300988
Get a dog. They're cute and they're great companions.