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>>39227555
Tell her you want to impregnate her with your beta cum.

>>39227555
Don't tell her what you posted.

>>39227555
Ignore her altogether because she's a thot that isn't worth a finger click?

How do I stop being so nervous and anxious around people? I get so nervous to the point where I'm shaking and I feel like I'm going to throw up if I'm not in my room by myself.

>>39227326
How do I speak with a woman I like and convince her to be my girlfriend and then eventually wife?

>>39227423
This one took me a while. You have two options: anti-anxiety medication or an anti-depressant, or if that isn't an option, you just have to force yourself into more social situations. One way or another your brain needs to suppress the amygdala's fight or flight response - you can do it with medication, or you can do it by becoming so accustomed to social situations that your brain no longer perceives them as threatening. Additionally, act like you aren't worried - if you project long enough that you aren't worried about being in social situations, eventually you really won't be. "Showing up is 80% of life", so just keep showing up until you're over it. Take it slow, give yourself credit for each small step but don't give up until you're comfortable, which is your goal. Godspeed.

>>39227453
Replying to you in a minute, obviously this is complicated

tfw no bf with a gross penis to not enjoy

No

Penis are gross and they like vim even less

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>>39227148
>vim
huh

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Hmmm. Someone trying to talkie before my cup is done. Remember the rules.

Thanks.

>>39227096
>We should totally let these refugees have all of our shit and fuck our domestic pets.

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>>39227096
>dreadlocks
Boy do I love having greasy unwashed hair!

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>>39227028

Just accept it, man. When you have unlimited options like your average stacy, you don't have to feel down when one relationship doesn't work out. Welcome to dating in 2017.

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>>39227028
Women get over break ups much faster than men. They're more likely to stay in a relationship until they no longer have feelings then start a new relationship/fuckship with a Plan-B guy.

Not all women do this, but it's a feminine trait.

>>39227028
I'm more depressed at how easy a lot of women have it, and some men as well. Women have a seemingly endless supply of dick from their point of view. One relationship just isn't working out or they think they can do better, then they get a new one. It's when the dick runs out that they become "depressed". They continue this cycle through marriage. Then they win it big in the divorce courts and get to ruin the man they put up with for a few years. In most countries marriage is financial suicide for men. Never get married anons.

>>39227027
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS KEEP MEETING GIRLS FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIESSSSSSSS
IVE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO A GIRL OR HAD ONE EVEN LOOK MY WAY FUCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUU

>>39227027
yes it is trust me something like this happened in dune

>>39227047
use magic runes

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>>39227009
I really want to have this room

orig

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I'd love to just live in a cottage with lots of land

>>39227500
I wish those sheep were all niggers.

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>a life filled with happiness and purpose

>ywn be a qt shota furry and have romantic relations with another qt shota furry

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>ywn be a loli lesbian and have a loli gf to go on adventures with

>>39226799
The fucking magical elf is one of a kind on this earth and is therefore is a smaller minority than the black girl. the elf also has exotic features. The elf is the best choice of any woman on the planet at the time of this decision.

But I'm not an elf? How can I be racist by picking the elf over the black girl? I think that you should have thought this out more.

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She wasn't always an undead ya know

But I choose black woman

>>39226745

It always seems like some faggot in the city is the one who wins that.

Even if you did win, what life would you have afterwards? I imagine you would be a target to every person wanting some money

Distant relatives will bother you, niggs will try to steal your stuff, extortion, etc.

the smartest way to play powerball is lottery pool

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>fantasize constantly about winning the lottery
>have never and will never play it

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>implying they aren't the trapped

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>>39226698
I could leave anytime I want (I can't)

>>39226698
Can we all agree this was a really fucking shitty movie

from the rotten tomatoes score I expected better, it was shit

>>39226397
I-I said they're... *gulp* I said they have t-tiny, uhm... well...

C-could I... could I see it? I mean *blushes and eyes your bulge* y-yours looks k-kind of big...

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>>39226397
>u
girugamesh!!

*starts laughing*

>>39226294
Ginormous.

Women who get breast reductions belong in jail

>"b-but muh health"
>"b-but muh back"
What about muh dick you fuckin skank?

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>>39226294
Gigantic jiggly juggs!

>>39226294
women with flat chests are disgusting and only pedos find them attractive. D cup minimum.

The only thing that would make me want to kill myself less is money but since I have to work for money I guess I'm going to fucking kill myself.

>>39225995
any specific reason you wann a die my dude?

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>>39225854
i still want to die as well

>>39225817
I'm only attracted to men so no.

>>39225817
No, but I would engage in sexual relations with her.

>>39225817
sure i'd give it ago