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>go to inter faculty student's party
>one of the few short guys there
>also one of the few guys with actual social skills
>have to do all the introductions
>girls are cold as fuck to me for no reason whenever I try to initiate conversation
>they try to talk to the tall guys
>tall guys too shy and nerdy to give a shit
>eventually just seclude themselves to a corner facing the wall and hugging each otherjust be konfident
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how short are you anon
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>>35408023
I was eye to eye with most girls and they had heels on.
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I wish I could say they'd be lonely later in life but they'll probably find some happy guy and get rich or successful and still be bitchy. It's how men enable women.
I haven't showered in 3 days cause I got no power and I probably won't for the entire weekend. I gotta attended university tomorrow and I don't want to smell like a horse anyone got any tips to stay clean. ( my only water source is a ditch next to my house )
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>>35407931
just use that water from the ditch, put it into a pot, boil it, wait some time until it's cool enough and pour it on youself using some cup and use soap
where do you live by the way?
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>>35408185
Michigan basically no one in lower Michigan has power
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>>35407931
Eat some garlic or something to make your breath smell bad, then no one will focus on your bad BO.
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>messing around with girl I like
>third person: "would you two just date already?"
>"NO!"
>mfw
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EWWWW WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM WHAT THE FUCK EWW FUCK NO ID RATHER FUCKING DIE THAN DATE THAT FUCKING IDIOTTEIOTEOIE EWEWEWWEEW FUCK YOUU I HATE YOU WHAT ABOUT YOU AND FUCKING SHREK WITH NO EYES?
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>>35407920
shit OP, calm down
fucking girls.
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>>35407920
Next time you say no first
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>mfw balding
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>>35407894
how bad is it anon?
is it just your hairline receding or is your crown thinning too?
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>>35407894
>hairline receding since 17
>makes me too self conscious to talk to anyone, find a job, or have any sort of social interaction
>mfw 20 years old and I wear a baseball cap 24/7
Despite all of my other disgusting physical traits, this will be the one that causes me to kill myself
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>>35408052
Just shave your head mate.
If your current look is making you that unhappy then just shaving it all off can't be any worse. Its better for you mentally in the long run.
Can you grow a beard? It won't seem so bad then.
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Does /r9k/ play Runescape?
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>>35407876
2001 called, they want their game back
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>>35407953
1996 called, they want their sarcastic comment back
Fucking prick.
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If 2007scape counts, then yes. Never played the original though.
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Nobody here that hasn't quit masturbation has any right to complain about their life.
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Trying to quit jacking off, or at least porn. I haven't struggled with any other kind of addiction before and it's hard as fuck, I keep caving in. Lend me your energies bros
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>>35407819
AYE ARE U HERE TO PARTY
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>>35407819
I see nofap shills are doing some cutting edge work in re-branding their garbage
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>office hires group of new people
>new girl's cubicle is shared with me
>she's hot as fuck
>google her relatively uncommon name when I get home
>see her face on google images
>it's an instagram link
>stupidly decide to open it on my phone to scroll faster
>go through like 4 years worth of instagram pictures
>open up bikini photo of her and her sister at the beach
>accidentally like it
So should I just not mention this or just straight up look for a new job?
I don't know what to do tomorrow
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>having an instagram account
what were you thinking?? Also, there's no Unlike button like facebook has?
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>>35407814
>accidentally like
>So should I just not mention this
She wont even notice. You think selfie whores actually look at who liked their photos and not how many people liked them?
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Not mentioning is probably best.
Hopefully she won't notice or think anything of it, especially if you don't keep doing it.
It's only stalking when you deliberately like every single photograph she has up.
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>That one guy who watches iDubbz and makes it a point to be offensive and awkward in every interaction.
White people in NBA 2k17 amirite?
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>>35407778
>tfw you've started watching schizophrenic women on YT but you don't want to share because you know that some of the normies here might harass them
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>>35407932
Why would normies care enough to harass anyone? Unless by harass you mean give a shit-ton of virtue-signaling """""support""""".
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>be me
>walking back from corner store after buying a honey bun
>fuckthisistasty.jpeg
>arrive at abode
>open mailbox
>wasp flies out
>ohshit.png
>throw honey bun at wasp
>direct hit
>wasp recoils in anger while I cry at the loss of my half eaten honey bun
>autistically screech as I run onto the patio
>scramble for keys
>attempt to unlock door
>Idroppedthem.webm
>turn around to see the wasp's abyssal gaze
>usain bolt into the backyard
>hop over the chain link fence like a beaner at the Rio Grande
>stick the landing
>throw open a window to the bathroom
>take a page out of the book of negro
>land inside my bathroom and close the window as the wasp collides with the glass
>landlord comes to ask if I was okay because he heard the screeching
>panic
>"I AM OKAY"
>slam the door shut
This literally just happened. So who else here /never been stung/?
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>>35407719
fucking glorious, op.
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>>35407719
Same story except the wasp was a angry white boy with a bowl cut.
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>honey bun
That's your first mistake. Those are like 600 calories a piece anon
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Alright robots,
CIA has developed technology to wipe all memes ever created off the face of the internet except for 3, and they've asked YOU to decide which ones are spared.
Which memes do you choose to save?
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>>35407640
wojak has to stay.
i don't care if the normies use him too, he's /my guy/
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>>35407640
Post this on /b/ or Reddit you cancerous faggot.
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Should anyone get a diagnosis on autism? 2017-03-09 09:51:30 Post No.35407621
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Should anyone get a diagnosis on autism?
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If you get diagnosed with aspergers or shit like that will it fuck me up on the job market?
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I have a friend who's on the spectrum and it didn't hold him back from a good job. Just don't mention it in the interview, you should be ok
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>>35407621
In the US? You should get it diagnosed.
Businesses don't have the right to go through your medical record without your permission, and that is a very rare thing they ask for since it's not a part of the regular background check.
The only reason your employers should ever know about your condition is if you disclose it to them, and you should only do that under two conditions:
1. You already have the job
2. Your condition hurts the quality of the time spent working
If you're sensitive to loud noises, don't want to interact with people very much, don't want to talk, etc, then you should tell them.
You should tell them the day you think you need to. Disability is one of the few areas where the law is completely on the worker's side.
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You don't have to tell.
Good luck!
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Embarassing things that keep you up at night 2017-03-09 09:46:02 Post No.35407494
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>get cold sweats thinking about this
>be 12-13
>parents go out for date
>jackpot, best time for fapping
>go get the lube my mom keeps in the nightstand
>see a dildo still in it's packaging
>grab it check it out its a vibrator
>curious and horny I open it not thinking
>i jack off and imagine using it on a pussy
>get even more curious and horny
>lube it up and put it a tiny bit in my ass and start the vibration
>cum buckets
>some poop on the end of it
>wash it off and clean everything up
>place the vibrator back in the drawer neatly
>30mins later it fucking dawns on me I openend it up from the packaging and she will for sure notice
>have anxiety all night what will she say what do i say? Do i blame if on someone else?
>nothing happens
>week goes by check the drawer and its gone look all over the room
>mfw she threw it out probably
Did she know it was me? I wake up in cold sweats thinking about this.
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once i took a shit on my friends towel
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oh she knows it was you, but it's embarrassing for her too.
She doesn't know you used it, and is probably threw it away in shame.
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>Reading through my old youtube comments
>It's like a big layer cake that gets stupider and more autistic as you go down.
I got down to the comments from 2-3 years ago, and the cringe was too great to bare so I closed the tab. A shame, that was the chance to delete them all and I didn't.
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>have dating profile i barely use
>never message anyone first
>girl messages me first saying im cute
>its not a bot
>shes still in highschool
Is this some kind of sick joke? This cant be real. No girl has EVER paid any attention to me EVER.
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>>35407408
> Is this some kind of sick joke?
No, it's a hooker looking for some business.
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>>35407497
funny cuz she looks like one too
Why don't you take the girl you like out to get ice cream?
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>>35407311
I don't see enough girls enough times to like them, you bloody normalfag.
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>>35407311
because i rather take the 2d girl i like to the ice cream shop instead.
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>>35407311
because i dont fucking know any
ergo, cannot take any that i like out to get ice cream.
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Is there any point to living if you're ugly?
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Honestly, there's no point of life regardless.
You have to make your own choices and make your own goals.
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>>35407293
No there isn't. Original
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>>35407293
depends on what makes you ugly
get a haircut, talk to a dermatologist, hit the gym, and get surgery if you have to.
But only get surgery from board certified niggas
k?
now go away