Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1468. page

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Don't worry I'm a doctor. Leaches cure all.

Verily I hast lost thy desire to continue this fetid existence. Make haste to the guillotine!

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>>38752237
I'm the Jarls son, now pay up peasant.

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>>38752191
>Plays music
>Ears are assaulted by anime trash

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>>38752273
>dislikes anime
>goes on r9k
GET OFF THIS BOARD NORMIE, TRUE ROBOTS LIKE ANIME

r9k is being invaded by normies

jews are never /ourguy/

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Holy shit lmao I forgot all about this

The Last Samurai, 2003

>do the captcha correctly 8 times in a row for some stupid reason
>all increasingly retarded shit like 'tap the center of my asshole' and 'circle the tiny pixel that contains a car'
>finally get a green tick
>press Post
>Looks like you forgot to fill out the Captcha! 4chan pass users can bypass the Captcha for the low, low price of your credit card information being sold by a shady gook!

>>38752111
feelings are an illusion being annoyed is not even real

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>>38752153
>spend time filling out stupid long ass captcha
>Sorry the captcha has expired. please try again

Lucky bastards. I wish I was those guys.

>there are people who died in 1899 and didn't get to see the year 2000

>>38752063
They probably regretted it, not realizing the new millennium was going to be such a shitshow.

I'm a Junior in college at 24. Won't graduate till I'm 26 probably. Then I too will get a Master's degree. Why do you care?

>>38752027
yo anon can i get sauce on that pic?

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>>38752314
no results on iqdb

>>38751995
kindness is an illusion people are not even real

Do me a favor and stop posting frogs.

>>38752023
You stop posting anime first.

>>38751843
I want to do something really nice because when my 'friends' ditched me on my birthday she took me out with her mates and I had a really good time.

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>>38751873
>it's already the last day of July
Where did the time go lads?

>>38751923
Are you ready for COMEBACK AUGUST?!

Mmm rat stew sounds delicious right about now. What vegetals will you use?

>>38751870
I have several hunting rifles inherited from my grandpa, although I've never hunted.
I fish though.

I've seen some rat hunting vids on YT and it's pretty fun desu

>>38751870

post a pic of you skinning them

>>38751763
>>38751763
stop giving generic responses... let people know there is a little darkness in your world

>''hi, anon! how are ya?''
>"I'm gettin' there"

>''hi, anon! how are ya?''
>''I'm here... you?"

>''hi, anon! how are ya?''
>''really tired for some reason... how about you?"

>>38751763
I try to vary it up.

>"Fucking starving."
>"Fucking stoked."
>"Hanging in there."
>"Pissed, but not at you."
>"For some reason, I'm actually enjoying being angry today."
>"Better than yesterday."
>"Honestly really shitty, but it's gonna get better."
>"Tired as a motherfucker, on a Monday."
>"Honestly? Horny."
>"Wet."
>"Hot as hell."
>"Cold as a motherfucker."
>"Sweaty."
>"Glad to be ____."
>"Blue, but you need days like that."
>no verbal response; pantomime vomiting/dying

Anything not to just say, "Good. You?"

>>38751763
greetings are an illusion people are not even real

>>38751748
because of his gorgeous face

>>38751748
Cause other people and the media cared so you had to care the most to be special

>>38751748
I also wonder why so many people made tributes to him on youtube using shit like minecraft. Yeah, autism, but it has to be more than that.

>>38751732
>would you travel ?
no she's obviously a nasty grids ridden whore

With the same $ u could get an escort like 10 times

Nah she's got too much weird esoteric shit in that apartment.

Might get a spell cast on me

>>38751732
>lives on the other side of the country
East coast, yes.
West coast, only if she's in LA and I can visit my sister too.

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>>38751725
Mine's pretty vanilla, but I have a weird thing that makes my voice sound gay and pompous. It's not enough to be annoying, but it is more than enough to profiled for it

>>38751725
>Minnesota
>So, you're from Canada

>>38751772
having an unfortunate voice sucks man, i feel ya.

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r9k loses a few everyday to heroism... but most of us are still here

Yeah. Summer will be over soon.

>>38751695
tried to be an hero a few weeks ago. Couldn't do it. When you're on that bridge trying to climb on the railing your brain starts telling you that things aren't so bad, even though they are. And the feels you get after when you again realize you're just a khv neet are the worst.

34 and i still feel this way. but i look young (can't even grow facial hair)

when I look in the mirror all I see is a faggot loser

I'm still 27 until next week.
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