ITT: Things that immediately disqualify you from being a robot
>he isn't a pedo
>has a job
>eats anything other than microwave meals and frozen pizzas
>girls phone numbers in their contacts
>has an account on any social media platform
>has ever taken a selfie
>isn't vitamin D deficient
>that guy who was always drawing in class
>that guy who was fat and ugly
>That guy who would finish his work early before everyone else during class, start talking to people and then get sent to the principals office for interrupting
>he still got straight A's in all his classes
>That kid who tried too hard to be funny
>That same kid who kept trying to be funny and eventually forced a teacher into tears because of their constant interruptions
>That kid who was friends with only immigrants who barely understood English because they were the only ones who didn't judge him
>That kid who's parents abused him and came to school with a black eye once
My therapist says he doesn't dream. Can I really trust a man who doesn't dream?
Guys, problem here. I met some girl online(I'm half black btw if that matters) and found out something horrible about her. She's arab, from the middle east. I found out she's from Pakistan. Should I even bother dating her or is it a waste, I don't want to end up honor killed by her family.
Its another "Can't stop listening to music that reminds you how alone you are" episode. Put me out of my misery by giving me a (you)
Foster the people is shit taste anon
>YWN be a qt lesbian couple
>You are like a little baby, watch this...
CUZ I DONT GIVE A H*@&*
Anyone here /homeless/? I might be soon. Any advice?
You need money to pay rent eh?
>spend every weekend smoking highly concentrated weed oil and playing depressing folk songs
>take xanax every night to just zone out on music
>wobble around for a while and sometimes take night walks
>live in a ghetto area around LA but it's nice at night despite the tents and homeless
It's the comfiest feeling.
Who else /bloody shits/ here?
Didn't take a pooper for three days then this bad boy comes out.
I had a painful fart shortly after this.
I've been on and off wiping blood from my ass for 6 years or so. Had to get a colonoscopy and everything. Middle aged Asian lady stuck her finger up my asshole with extra lube. It wasn't ass cancer or anything like that, it was my awful diet and lack of fiber.
My shit comes out like bricks after not shitting for days and having painful intestinal cramps. It must cut my asshole open as I'll occasionally wipe fresh bright red blood. Maybe someday I'll actually have ass cancer and I might not even know until it's too late.
Why don't you just move to a small town far away from all the normies ?
Robots, answer me this.
Is it worse to never be loved, or to experience love that will eventually come to an end?
Would you rather have a million dollars and enjoy spending it all or would you rather be poor and miserable all your life constantly wondering what life would be like if you were a millionaire.
>love that will eventually come to an end
But that experience will stay with you forever, without that, love is something you could never fully understand. Those moments, even after their gone don't become truly bad memories. Would you prefer a life with some happiness, albeit fleeting, or a life full of nothing at all?
This is coming from a long time NEET, so another perspective might vary. But I feel strongly that mixed feelings/experiences are better than nothing at all.
I had a good love in my life, even if she didnt love me back or whatever but it came to an end. I can say by experience that if you either got dumped by or lost someone you genuinely love, you'll have this terrible feeling inside of you. But if you dont find love, there's only the cold breeze of loneliness you will feel, and we all know we can handle loneliness. That's what us robots are made for.
>Talkin' to this girl
>Friends said she is into me
>Flirt with her
Where did i fuck things up
>24, in uni for summer program
>staying in a dorm
>shit sucks, everyone is 18 and acts like a child
>there's one cute girl
>guy in my class says she thinks I'm cute
>I can tell she's into me
>weekend coming up
>Friday come around
>hit bar by myself, get liquid courage and think about what to do
>she invites me to the club with her girlfriends
>roll out in a car full of girls
>immediately tell something's off
>ask her for a moment
>say 'hey, is the age difference too much or what? You're literally the only reason I'm here'
>this look on her face
>.....'I should introduce you to one of my friends'
>I'm kinda fucked up at this point
>feebly mumble 'I'll be right back'
>beeline for the exit
>briskly walk back to dorm in disbelief
Still not sure where I went wrong. That was a week ago. This ugly dude who came here from a farm has been all over her and she seems to be into it. Makes it even worse.
Oh well, I go home tomorrow and I'm going to cut contact with her and move on. I just don't get it. I regret not pressing her for a reason.
Everybody needs somebody to talk to that will take them seriously, this is a thread just for that!
Tell me what's bothering you, let's talk it out, maybe you'll feel better?
Or maybe you could just use some attention, we can talk about anything you want fellow robots and fembots!
Is it racist to want to live in neighborhoods with higher percentages of white people?
asian bros -
would you marry a 30 year old asian roastie who wants to have a traditional asian family and bilingual children?