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>>38676601
>so well rested and comfortable he does not dream
>no pains to keep him awake in night
>no worries to dream about
>no living out of what ifs in dreams

Nah, it probably means he's a psychopath.

>>38676601
Better than you can't trust yourself, apparently.

by definition of honored killed means they kill her.

Is she at pakishitistan rn? if shes american, how mudslime is she ?

t. Palestinian

>>38676641
she lives in Dubai currently, I think she's rich or something

Nice. Since she's in Dubai her family are likely to me more progressive. Go for it.

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Foster the people is shit taste anon
>YWN be a qt lesbian couple

Why... Why won't they talk to me...

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>>38676539
>You are like a little baby, watch this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ_WVsP9RkE

>>38676481
OP isn't even trying anymore
low quality bait

HI can you help me install optifine for minecraft 1.11

>>38676481
No Mr creeper you can't come in my house NO CREEPERS ALLOWED

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>>38676434
perhaps it is you

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>>38676434
You need money to pay rent eh?

>>38676499
I don't know who will is, but you're a good person for looking out for him anon

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>take xanax every night to just zone out on music
>wobble around for a while and sometimes take night walks
>live in a ghetto area around LA but it's nice at night despite the tents and homeless

It's the comfiest feeling.

brendan is that u?

>>38676618
How do I into night walks? They sound nice but kind of dangerous as well

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Another angle.
I had a painful fart shortly after this.

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With a bloody piece of paper on top of it!

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>>38676354

I've been on and off wiping blood from my ass for 6 years or so. Had to get a colonoscopy and everything. Middle aged Asian lady stuck her finger up my asshole with extra lube. It wasn't ass cancer or anything like that, it was my awful diet and lack of fiber.

My shit comes out like bricks after not shitting for days and having painful intestinal cramps. It must cut my asshole open as I'll occasionally wipe fresh bright red blood. Maybe someday I'll actually have ass cancer and I might not even know until it's too late.

>>38676331
>Why don't you just move to a small town far away from all the normies ?
No job

too expensive for me. Australia is too expensive.

I don't like small towns. Makes me feel lonely. I like living in big cities.

>>38676316
Would you rather have a million dollars and enjoy spending it all or would you rather be poor and miserable all your life constantly wondering what life would be like if you were a millionaire.

>>38676316
>love that will eventually come to an end
But that experience will stay with you forever, without that, love is something you could never fully understand. Those moments, even after their gone don't become truly bad memories. Would you prefer a life with some happiness, albeit fleeting, or a life full of nothing at all?

This is coming from a long time NEET, so another perspective might vary. But I feel strongly that mixed feelings/experiences are better than nothing at all.

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>>38676677
I had a good love in my life, even if she didnt love me back or whatever but it came to an end. I can say by experience that if you either got dumped by or lost someone you genuinely love, you'll have this terrible feeling inside of you. But if you dont find love, there's only the cold breeze of loneliness you will feel, and we all know we can handle loneliness. That's what us robots are made for.

Post text messages. This is a very generic post otherwise.

>>38676256
Does the friendzone even exist?
If I was able to have female friends I wouldn't complain about lack of social skills anymore.

>24, in uni for summer program
>staying in a dorm
>shit sucks, everyone is 18 and acts like a child
>there's one cute girl
>guy in my class says she thinks I'm cute
>I can tell she's into me
>weekend coming up
>Friday come around
>hit bar by myself, get liquid courage and think about what to do
>snapchat her
>she invites me to the club with her girlfriends
>roll out in a car full of girls
>thisisit.jpg
>start dancing
>immediately tell something's off
>ask her for a moment
>say 'hey, is the age difference too much or what? You're literally the only reason I'm here'
>this look on her face
>.....'I should introduce you to one of my friends'
>I'm kinda fucked up at this point
>feebly mumble 'I'll be right back'
>beeline for the exit
>briskly walk back to dorm in disbelief

Still not sure where I went wrong. That was a week ago. This ugly dude who came here from a farm has been all over her and she seems to be into it. Makes it even worse.

Oh well, I go home tomorrow and I'm going to cut contact with her and move on. I just don't get it. I regret not pressing her for a reason.

>>38676255
I spelled my name wrong that's not a very good start.

>>38676255
I'm a male and I hate being a male, but I don't have the guts to kill myself.

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>>38676255
what if i want to feel sad?

>>38676205
>Is it racist to want to live in neighborhoods with higher percentages of white people?
Yes

>>38676205

not at all. assuming youre american, the only other two choices are niggers and spics as your neighbors, and they're not pleasant neighbors

>>38676205
nope, that sounds pretty normal to me

I like that image. Yes but only if she hasn't been ducked by more than 5 men

>>38676199
They would leave us after a few years anyway

Asian women get their white BFs to be bilingual, and get mad at you for making fun of their attempts. Enjoy being second class to your own mother tongue while someone else ravages it,

>he hasn't started to take finasteride IMMEDIATELY

Get on fin stat. I did at 19 and it saved my ass from the rope. 2 years later and I'm still a qt. Still khhv though

get a tattoo that looks like hair

>>38676110
>http://www.2arms1head.com/
Im not reading all that shit. gimme the tl;dr version asshole

>>38676110
At firsf I wasnt ggunna click the link cause i Thor it would be some gore shit but my curiosity got the best of me and I was like, okay let's clickk, now I'm reading it and so far it is intredasting. Should be a good way to spend muh night. Thanks anon

>>38676110
saving this for later, thanks OP