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>>35286874
I adore classical music OP, so do my roommates. I've met lots of other women who like classical music too, but admittedly they're hard to find in an ocean of turbo normies who only want to listen to R&B and rap.

Who's your favorite composer?

nigga, yous a nigga

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>>35286874
>>35286970
origano342343423

>>35286691
i never understood guys who do that
like you go through all the the shit and manage to fuck her and then you cut contact and do it to a new girl.

all you gotta do now is send her "had fun last night want do it again today?" and you can fuck her again!

pretty retarded desu

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Try to imagine who he is as a person, all the circumstances surrounding his life. Is he a player, if you're picking some higher tier guy who has a lot of options, it's probably the case that you don't mean much to him and he's using you. If he doesn't have as many options, the odds are better he's looking for something more long-term.

The easiest way is to just wait, but don't confuse waiting for doing nothing. Act like you're interested, but don't throw yourself on him. If you want to be his gf then act like it, do nice things for him, compliment him. Hold off on sex until he's invested, so when it does happen it'll be more special and he won't just leave.

Hope that helped. I need some good karma.

Try to determine what guy this is. Is he a lonely nerd or is a popular chad?

>>35286498
I wish I had a job in one of these

>>35286602
i think i'd put a tapestry on my cube wall just to make it different.

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>you will never be a young businessman living in a shitty studio apartment, trying to prove yourself in a cutthroat capitalist company

why live?

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hello? anybody here?
post your thoughts on babsfu please

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>>35286440
>Is there a single robot that actually appreciates Babs?
sure, but i prefer /cara/
still love u though

>>35286571

I think she's unattractive and I don't know who she is. You're welcome.

>>35286411

What did you do today anon that made you feel this way. Or more accurately what didn't you do?

>>35286411
>tfw turning 30 in 11 days
Trying not to think too much about my shit life desu.

>>35286411
why dont you connect with some loved ones anon?

https://www.fiverr.com/mysticyelda/transpiritually-connect-you-with-your-soulmate?gig_id=83251061&utm_campaign=base_gig_create_share&utm_content=&utm_medium=shared&utm_source=get_url&utm_term=&view=gig

>>35286390
Median income of 19.000$?

Per family?

>>35286390
>median income of $19,625

lmao

>>35286515
It's just saying that rent is too high for how much people get paid. It's not supposed to be half your pay check but often is.

Doesn't that do serious damage if you get hit in the nuts every day? Surely there's a good reason why it hurts so much.

>>35286414
I dont think it hurts, its very intense simulation, but i think being punched in the face hurts alot more than a hit to the balls. Then again ive only ever been hit in the nuts when i wanted it, so that might change things. and no i havent taken any permanent damage and ive been at this since i was 14

>>35286432
>i think being punched in the face hurts alot more than a hit to the balls.

Being punched in the face does serious damage too if you do it often . Have you taken a fertility test? Had your hormone levels checked?

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I luv akarinnnnn

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>>35286294
Your waifu is cute, cute!!
How're things?

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>>35286324
Not bad just got my akari pillow. All is good

>>35285983
>HOMO


You said it not me.

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>>35286020
HOEU TOUCH JE HKJNARKERN HOM BEKJ VERDONOEME

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NEGEN?

i ask her to be my best friend

>>35285875

I exit the forest and go home. Why would I be in the shitty forest?

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I will leave her like this

Dear Jennifer

I'm sorry for backstabbing you

-E

>>35286565
>Jennifer
Oh man this brought up some feels

>>35285837
Dear B
I know you probably don't know who I even am but I hope you don't have to put up with your shitty family for much longer, I can see how unhappy they make you. Also I think you're pretty cute but I also know I probably have a snowballs chance in hell of even finding a situation through which I could talk to you without it being even somewhat creepy.

~ S

>>35285811
explain it first, I don't really get it

>>35286000
I been taking my vyvance and trading/ giving them to people but my web of lies is too deep I think

>>35286000
This kid ate all his prescription stimulants and dad found the autism pill bottle.

Nice trips.

>>35285811
Nice dubs you dumb faggot.

robotdom

>>35285747
Read Mein Kampf. He was actually a pretty reasonable guy.

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>>35285778
>>35285747
daily reminder alt rightism is literally the opposite of robots and they are just dumb cucks for rich quarterback Chad archetypes

I'm very tired of this retarded looking faggot

>>35285510
I wish i didn't take that pill

>>35285510
hahahaahahahahahah
>>35286160
kys tbhfam

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>>35285376
Without watching it:
>don't be nice to a girl if you're ugly
>if you're handsome, do whatever you like

I don't think it means much more than 'clickbait'

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>>35285489
Has a quiet fat girl ever acted nicely towards you?

In which case did you blow her off and / or laugh about it or did you return her kindness