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>>36434373
>tfw
original comment i swear

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>>36434373
What is cool for youngsters nowadays ?

>>36434456
dumb monkey beats devoid of musical insight and sexual lyrics. now the latter isn't something that just came falling out of the sky. it goes way back, but as a whole the end result sounds a lot dumber this time. youngsters like product, not music.

plenty of alternative stuff to be had luckily, thanks to the internet. the mainstream can't run away from that forever

>trap porn site
haha yea NO
thats a stupid retarded meme "fetish"

they'll be able to ""crack"" my simple win7 machine and have a look, no doubt about it.
pretty sure something like that might happen except they wouldn't even get out of this week's history when it comes to that sort of browsing history, and just close it in horror in most cases. surely a ton of people actually considering it would leave some much harder shit behind.

if I ever got so far I'd really go out of my way to destroy all the data I've got, apart from a select USB stick that I'd leave behind.

Just wipe your history beforehand retard.

>>36434326
just get a bunch of opiates and take them all with a bottle of vodka, you'll fall asleep and never wake up
it also seems like it would be a pleasant way to go

>>36434326
Stomachache is painful mate

>>36434326
enjoy your internal bleeding

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>>36434299
You left almost everything behind in the city. Your mother and your father. Your grandfather and the house you grew up in. Your school and your friends, even the unpleasant memories of school. The only thing you had with you was the clothes on your back, a small backpack with a laptop, and headphones as well as a large rolling suitcase with your other clothes and uniform for your new school. "This is my new start... My fresh start away from that incident..."

Before you get too lost in thought, you leave the station. 'Hopefully my aunt is here already.' As you head out to the parking lot you scan around to see if you can possibly recognize anybody out there. Just like the station, the small parking lot of the station was almost empty outside of the two vehicles on either side of the parking lot. Unfortunately, your father doesn't really talk too much about his sister. You didn't even know whether she was an older sister or a younger sister. In fact, it wasn't until a couple of years ago that you even heard about your aunt. It almost felt like your grandfather and your father wanted to keep her existence a secret.

Then, you remembered something. 'Ah, that's right, my father gave me a picture of my aunt.' You take off one strap of your back pack and you swing it from your back to your front.

"Where did I put it again?" You whisper to yourself as you search through your backpack. Thankfully, you were able to find it pretty quickly. "Ah! Here it is!" Taking the picture out, you take a minute or two to stare at it.

Unfortunately, the picture your father gave you was far from recent. In the picture, your aunt was still in high school. You could tell from her uniform that she used to go to the high school you just transferred out from. Not only that, but you could tell it was a first year picture from her ribbon. 'So this is what my aunt looked like huh?'

>cont.

>>36434303
Her black hair was done up in a ponytail. Her eyes were quite big and her lips were thin. From the picture, it looked like she was blushing.

Once you quickly examine the picture, you look out into the parking lot again. 'If this was what she looked like when she was young... What would she look like now?'

In the leftmost parking spot of the parking lot, was a van. Inside it, an older lady probably in her late 50s sat quietly waiting for someone. She was quite a small, and petite woman. Unfortunately, her hair color didn't match your aunt as her head was filled with grey hair.

On the opposite end of the parking lot, there was a small pick-up truck. In it, was another woman sleeping soundly. She looked like she was in her early thirties. She looked like she was wearing an apron. The lady in the pick-up truck didn't match your aunt's hair color as well. This time, it was because she has dyed her hair what looked like a lighter shade than black.

[ ] Check pick-up

[ ] Check van

Check van

u don't pretend u blacked out

>>36434266
I did. But what difference does it make?

>>36434249
so do it again

It was a joke that was taken seriously

Im scared to talk to girls so i guess becoming a fag is easier

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I've been curious for years, but having sex with guys just seems so absurd.

>>36434189
Yes, that's pretty much the exact reason. Also, we're all autists who don't know how to handle socialization, be it over the Internet or IRL.

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>>36434189
because this board has been overrun with faggots roleplaying women and posting mentally ill men in womens clothing
being nice to them would imply we want them here so we have to be cruel to everyone until the epidemic is over and the mental illness is wiped clean

you faggot

>>36434189
>Why is everyone on /r9k/ always downing each other?

It's 4chan. Reddit might be more your speed sissy.

>>36434174
99% of tall girls hate manlets

>>36434174
I just can't man. I just can't ok?

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>>36434174
i'm 6'5 not many taller than me sadly

>>36434166
>>tfw you'll never have a gf
>>tfw you'll never know what it is to be happy
>>tfw you're planning to kill yourself tomorrow
>
>inb4 nice blogpost faggot. Thanks r9k, I thought we were in this together.


M8. How old are you?

>>36434206
At least OP can die with the satisfaction that he wasn't a fucking tripfag.

>>36434206
22. But I highly douvbt this is orignal

>>36434157
Wonder how my wife found a cleaning lady before i did.

>>36434157
Give him a reach around

>>36434157
Tell mom to fuck off and let me take a shower.

>>36434112
Does she have a place she usually eats? If yes go there. If no, suggest a place to go to together

You're lucky to talk to a girl

>>36434131
already have a place
>>36434138
I mean it's literally the only girl I talk to lel. She's in my study group and we shared snapchats so I decided just to go for it

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>>36434068
You twisted bastard.

I can't wait to see if you win.

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>>36434185
I play for keeps

>>36434068
When will you people learn that these "foods" are nothing more than empty-calories and does nothing more than to appease your lizard brain and signing you up for them great cardio-vascular treatment and insulin shot?

>>36434056
I'm having anxiety for different reasons anon I'll talk to you

It's all gonna be okay, why are you scared? All anxiety has a specific root in my experience

Your dad's heart is in the right place. Everyone needs to learn how to work at some point OP. If I may ask, how old are you?

>>36434056
How did you end up on the front lawn?

I will speak to you
240-687-567 oh shoot what's the last number...?

>>36434025
>240
Hello fellow Montgomery county brother

>>36434031
Weird how that works, eh?
Small world.

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best i can do, have fun

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>>36433890
Thanks anon I'll treasure it forever

>>36433878
Give me presents