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I've noticed that my bf nods at every guy we pass by, either walking or driving. Is this a guy thing? Because it's never at another girl. A Texas thing?
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That's an autism thing
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>>37610135
its a friendly gesture, same as saying hello
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>>37610135
It's an invitation to DP you.
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Constantly looking for the next PORN high
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>be standard robot
>bad at socializing
>depressed
>spends most time at home
>browse 4chan
>gets bored
>watch porn, fap, cum
Repeat x7
>common porn doesn't get me off anymore
>penis is exhausted and flaccid but fapping is my only pleasure moment
>gets better when i imagine fucked up scenarios with classmates
>start looking for more fetish porn
>penis is really weary after three faps per day
>just cummed to a black-on-white cum licking cuckhold video
>tfw that was the only video that really made you hard
Any robots constantly looking for the more fucked up stuff here as they go along? I don't want to give up on porn at all but I feel terrible after jacking off to a dude licking semen off a girl's vagina. How can normie porn arouse me again?
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>penis is really weary after three faps per day
Lol I bet you take a break in between orgasms scrub.
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>>37609979
I'm having this same problem
Ive been taking diphenhydramine pretty much every night to enhance my orgasm, but the past week or so, I've noticed that I'm becoming rapidly desensitized both mentally and physically.
Usually I could just fap to whatever looked interesting on /gif/, but now I have to watch piss/scat vids to even consider coming close to orgasm.
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>>37609979
are you underage ?
>tfw i have faped to rape videos when /ftg/ existed and many more fucked up stuff
now i just need any video because i realized i can fap to something easy to find instead of looking for good stuff.
got lazy
Got a $500 tax refund.
What do I buy? Mega bored.
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>>37609625
go buy a tokarev. russian hangun, only about $200. Pretty good.
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Put them in a box spmewhere, and when you'll need $500 for something important you'll feel glad you had them.
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>>37609625
Some bone hurting juice, my friend.
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during american revolutionary war, if you were a virgin, you could just buy a hot young black teen slave to fuck
we need to bring back slavery
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Back than there was no AIDS.
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>>37609195
Slaves were expensive. Attractive and strong slaves were even more expensive. Just hire a pretty Irish girl as a servant and eventually pressure her into sex.
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>>37609195
I agree anon, I want my cute whiteboi pucci
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>the fuckin cuck kills himself because hes gf/wife cheated on him
good riddance
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>>37609124
Saw the pic, but what is the backstory?
>stuff always happens on r9k when I leave - even if just for 2 days.
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>>37609138
He let his gf fuck another bloke, then regretting it and blew his brains out in his car.
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So the Blacked meme finally killed him?
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My normie friend just died.
He kills himself because his roastie gf cheated on him.
He was genuinely the nicest, funniest guy I've ever known.
I hung out with a group ofnormies I school, but only he understood me.
He never laughed at me like the rest of them, only with me.
I'm the depressed robot with no future, why wasn't it me.
My only real friend Is gone.
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>>37608849
join him m8, hes waiting
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>>37608867
but only after taking out the roastie and her lover. you know this is the honorable thing to do OP. or at least use the good old acid on her
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>>37608849
how'd he do it, gun?
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>driving home from work on a friday
>want to get home to start my weekend
>realize I am driving home to an empty apartment with no loving family to welcome me home
>cook delicious steak for myself (finally nailed it) and share this small memory with no one
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You shared it with me, anon. I'm someone right?
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>>37608880
and me, that makes the three of us
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>>37608880
>>37608916
but I want to cook a steak for another person, I think I am pretty good
Went a little overboard in the marinade but it was my first try
Nothing better than a good steak, glass of whiskey and a friday afternoonand people to share it with
>tfw nice penis but never got to use it
What's good about you but has gone completely unappreciated?
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Probably should've used a different pic for the thread.
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have decently sized benis, 7" length and 6" circumference
also have mildly interesting irises, blue with a greenish brown ring around the pupil, some flecks of darker brown and a reasonably prominent limbal ring. people don't tend to notice
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>>37608730
how to get balls to look like that?
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>"Get in faggot, we're going shopping"
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adopt me please
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>>37608613
>ywn spit roast that stuck up bitch with your friendly neighbourhood filter merchant
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>>37608613
>rev up your engines
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TFW I miss my dog so much that I've started to bark when thinking about him
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>tfw want to kill myself before my dog dies because we've been together almost my entire life
He is so old and i'm so depressed, we should go together.
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>>37608576
>dog died two years ago
>still have dreams about him regularly
>>37609114
At least be there for your dog when he dies. Mine was real sick and had to be put down, but I held him in my arms as he went, it felt like the least I could for him, couldn't stand the thought of letting the vet put him down without me.
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>>37609242
it's been 30 months since, my boy had cancer and it was getting to the point where he was in pain and couldn't sleep.
I wasn't there for him at the end. it still hurts
I spent 2 days digging out a grave for him. it was taller than i was. hardest thing i've ever done in my life
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>charge a delivery fee that is almost 20% of my order already
>expect me to tip another 15-20%
Where do pizza companies get off pulling this shit?
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>>37608510
order carry out no tipping I keep more money that way .
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I just buy frozen pizzas. Less than 8 dollars and no hassle of delivery
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>>37609674
Frozen pizza is fucking garbage.
If you're too autistic to deal with delivery, get a stone for your oven and make your own, it's not hard to make your own pizza that will be way better then any frozen garbage.
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Hello everyone! i'm new to this board and i was wondering if anybody could explain to me what /r9k is all about and how the people are like here! And also what does being a robot mean?
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It's about one thing and one thing only, and that thing is sucking dick
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>>37608483
M00t extracted from /b/ the original part of /b/ and called it /r9k/. The reason was for making original threads.
Like /bant/ was created to cut the /b/-tier threads on /pol/
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>>37608643
So you could say this is the good part of /b just on another board? Sounds pretty interesting
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hello am ivan
can i join server discord again? im sodry
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discordapp.com/invite/n6CXNH6
come back ivan
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>>37608453
discord gg vGR8NTG
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Ivan come home we miss you
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>tfw got drunk and ordered 100 pounds worth of milsurp gear and biltong again
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>>37608375
What milsurp stuff did you get? Biltong worth a try?
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>>37608416
This https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/belgian-parka-flecktarn-surplus/55322
and https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/bw-combat-boots-model-2000-surplus/4338
Biltong is god tier, it's a brilliant protein snack for lifting/a low carb diet
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>got drunk and ordered an anime figurine
ahh yes
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Redpill me on Dark Circles
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How to get rid of them
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Go to bed
sleepybloxx
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>>37608287
Only drink water. For the rest of your life.
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make sure you're getting enough sleep is no. 1
use eye moisturising cream and use an eye ice pack