I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominate gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
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>>35083839
Fuck off u autist
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XDDDDD GUYS IT FUNNY BECAUSE ITS POSTED LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY
THIS JOKE NEVER GETS OLD XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Me and my fembot GF try harder
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We went out to get tendies today.
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your gf looks mad that you didn't get nearly enough tendies to sate her eternal hunger
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good for u but those tendies dont look very good
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>>35083766
>>35083780
>>35083858
friendly reminder that meat is murder
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>see post with guy saying they got a discord gf that might be male
>question why they are celebrating
>thread 404's
mfw this happened a minute ago
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>>35083668
>gf that might be male
It still amazes me that people care around here. Either should be fine.
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It was probably a mod catfishing desperate robits
Any of you people who bitch and complain about not having friends, you really need to step back and acknowledge your privilege
I'm in my late twenties and some of my friends are getting married and having kids. And because I'm their friend, I'm forced to be dragged into all that shit and feel obligated.
I envy you friendless assholes sometimes, I wish I would be left alone without worrying about going to these functions and being the only fucking guy there without a gf, and having to waste my money on gifts and shit.
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>>35083618
>even having social skills to obtain friends in the first place
>acknowledge your priviledge
>>>/t/umblr
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>>35083618
Just don't go idiot. Say you have work or family shit or just straight up say you don't want to go. Obviously if you care about them as friends you'll make an effort to go to some shit but if you just want to be left alone why force yourself to go? If you're afriad of them getting pissy at you then you're just a pussy.
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1. Realize you are a sub human. 2. Your only objective in life should be to surgically alter your face. 3. Every single person on earth including your parents hate you to some degree for something completely out of your control. 4. If all else fails start writing your manifesto.
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I actually have a above average face and exchange lots of smiles and winks with the opposite sex in real life.
The only difference is that I am mentally broken inside and there's nothing that can fix it besides heavy dosages of drugs.
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>surgically alter my face
fuck that, i'll just bee my ugly self ty very much.
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Join us anons.
This is shitposting central.
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>>35083269
I'll keep cyber bully to minimum
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>>35083269
pls respond
or post kik id here
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>>35083269
add me
cancerstricken97
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How can I display child-like obedience/submission to people in my daily life?
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>>35083110
pretend you are a victorian age child on a boarding school
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>>35083110
How can I get you to stop making this thread?
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>tfw you feel a hard stool and know you're going to have to rip your asshole apart to push it out in the next few hours
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>>35083079
use stool softener and eat more corny bread and vegetables
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>>35083079
I hate when that happens then you wipe and ya ass is bloody
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>shitting in a public toilet
>the guys on either side of me finish and wipe like twice before buttoning up
>i have to wipe a dozen times or more
This happens every time. Are they just leaving with filthy assholes or is my asshole exceptionally filthy?
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>listening to comfy music on YouTube
>top comment is some guy reminiscing about how he and his wife (gf at the time) used to cuddle and listen to this song
Why can't I just enjoy music without being reminded of how lonely I am?
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>>35082967
dont read comments
also what was the song?
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Anon, I know that feel.
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>>35082967
An hour ago I just got told by the girl i love that we will never be more than friends. I just want to cry.
>C'mon anon climb aboard. What are you waiting for.
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>>35082910
W-w-whats inside
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>>35082910
I'm claustrophobic and fear being in a plane would kill me. I'll walk home.
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Are you sure you can bring friends
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You have ten hours robots before the Earth is engulfed by Saturn. Use them wisely.
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>Put my daughter in a rocket
>send her to space
>make a music video out of that
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>>35082761
Kys myself
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original
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Go to sleep. I can sleep 10 hours easy, and I've always wanted to die in my sleep.
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>will never have a big boobs girlfriend
>girls are bored by breast play and would never enjoy it to the same extent anyway
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its okay big boobs smell stinky anyways, some of them prob would love it if you worshiped their boobies though, regardless of the size. I actually want to do it to a chestlet. So I can make her feel special
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>>35082574
>girls are bored by breast play and would never enjoy it to the same extent anyway
Says who? I'm sure there are plenty of girls out there that love it
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>>35083133
I've seen girls with big boobs saying that they find it really frustrating for men to focus only on their boobs, where that's really the only thing I would have interest in. It's also really common that they don't get much sensation from it.
>176 cm tal
>6.8 centmieter benis
>90 kilogams
>cant not talk to anyoen witout imense stutter
>diangosed autists
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>>35082447
>>5feet 9inch
Is not bad
>>90kg
Is not bad
>>cant not talk to anyoen witout imense stutter
>>diangosed autists
Same it sucks, have u tried getting speech therapy i talked to other autists and even they say u can only find speech therapy for stutters but not for an autistic voice (montone/slow)
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>>35082537
Oh fuck i cant even post right ;-;
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>>35082537
but mu 2.6 imcj dik
Dik is evrtythibg in out modern. Socuety
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>H-hi anon! We never hang out, we should meet up soon...
>What? You only like Japanese girls or animated ones? I hope we can at least be friends...
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Ok
Orogonogo
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>>35082439
>girl like that
>stuttering
Is this bizzaro world
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>>35082439
Fuck off you high maintenance whore, I bet you want me to be a better person and be ambitious.
Fucking roasties.
>mom found the After Eight mint chocolates
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You need to eat them at 7:30
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>dad found the cum drum
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>dad found the Andes stash