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>>35141129
me but hope it's not china or russian somewhere liked iran would be nice at least then me and my squad could rape some hijab babes before we die

>>35141213
>rape

Buddy this is 21st century warfare, you literally have the most retarded view of warfare I've heard in a while.

>destabilizing nations to protect Shell's stock prices
>meaningful

>>35141120
They don't understand concepts like brotherhood, or friendship. The only type of relationship or interaction they understand is sex. They don't have any true beliefs, values, or morals and will betray them very quickly because they don't understand or have any loyalty either. They never do things for themselves, only for how others will perceive them. They only run on emotions and no bit or logic at all.

>>35141158
I can't tell anything about them even when i'm drunk/high and don't give a shit

they're all whores

oregna

>>35141042
im pretty into trap. like Troyboi a lot. who you listen to?

>>35141042
Just because I was just listening to this ill put this up

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w38MidKsWqE

>>35141140
LOT OF PEOPLE DYIN ROUND HERE

>>35141018
looks like a regular sock

>>35141236
It is. My socks got calvin on them.

Calvin from cavin and hobbes that is..

I dont wear socks.

not even in the winter.

my feet are like hobbit feet.

everywhere i go in the summer im barefoot.


HOBBIT FEET MASTERRACE

I sorta know that feel
1,80something m here and approx.62kg
How old are you? Usually metabolism starts to slow down at 21 or so. Soon you'll be happy to not gain weight, trust me.

These numbers don't mean anything to me

>>35140998
Can you please use mature adult measurements?

Nobody in the real world cares about these meme numbers.

1m80? What does that even mean? Is that in peanuts?

Sounds like it. My dick felt like it was going to split in half after 4 shots in a single day.

Fuck.My record is 11,and I had to force myself with pain to reach that number.

wtf were u fapping to?

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>>35140935
This is an excellent paper, even if I do say so myself. I'm sure it will make the cover of the journal.

Yes I'm designing right now while playing NiOh. Sure feels good to be a business owner and work whenever and wherever I want to while overcharging customers.

>>35140935
>now back to this paper

You said prior that you were finished with it retard.

>>35140689
Draco bullied Harry tho

>>35140689
Nah, he's still an asshole.

>>35140689
Snape did nothing wrong

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I went to Uni.
For 8 weeks. And I came home every weekend (2 hour drive) and never socialised while I was there

>find black marker
>make drawings on the walls
>suddenly realise what I've done is wrong
>take wet paper, smear out the drawings
>throw marker away
>go for a walk
>pretend it wasn't me
>mom angery

>>35140725
Why did you home then?

Without hesitation, absolutely.

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you bet your ass i would, indeed

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dessert menu

>>35140619
>mum told me to have a good day
>actually didn't have a good day
jokes on her haha

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>make a fake tinder account with sexc mixed girl I know
>shark normies for an hour, make them waste gas driving up to an obscure location to meet me, etc.
>feels good

>>35140619
I wish I was in the mind frame where I could make noise in a public bathroom and not feel nervous or insecure. How do normalfags do it?

>>35140535
>>she's not a virgin
That's not the red flag unless she had sex outside relationship.

>>35140535
You forgot to add to your unrealistic list she doesn't come in a mint condition shrink wraped box

>>35140552
t. used up roastie slut

>>35140467
get your own daki and make him jealous

That baby's goin to be bald as an adult

>>35140467
>cucked by a pillow

>>35140419
sand nigger i think not

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>>35140498
Ok , white boy

>>35140419
I am willing to help but I am not sure what you want us to do

also how old are you

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>tfw part Indian
>tfw people hate you despite the fact that you have lived in a western country your entire life.
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR REEEEEEEEE

>>35140301
Most men are lustful
Anyone who is not a native English speaker will suck at it.
And Indian are bad programmers? Da fuck

>>35140301
>>35140469
>letting autistic hateful cumskin dicklets dictate who you are

stand up and get woke