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I'm gonna go jerk off to some hot ass porn because of this post.

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>>39601726
9 months in, still questioning it, but I try my best to hit a full year just for the sake of it.
Your aim should be quitting porn mainly, then a less frequent masturbation might come as a side effect.
Good luck.

>>39601820
i don't mean i watched porn but i saw a webm in a non-porn thread and that gave me urges

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>>39601718
Food babies?

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>>39601718
why do you like to eat babies op

I'm listening. Tell me more.

Cars, trains, and buses are a thing

>>39602163
Yeah but living in a city's different than visiting.

>>39602219
Just don't come back.

That's never okay.

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>>39601688
Who cares? Modern society seems to ignore biology in all other cases nowadays.

false. a woman's only biological purpose is to reproduce with as fit of a man as possible and to successfully raise that child to puberty so that it may reproduce and continue the genetic chain. fucking around with a bunch of guys isn't natural, literally. women are designed to be highly selective and to acquire resources for security and protection and success-- usually only possible through monogamy or attachment to a tribal alpha chad who is a polygamist.

>>39601682
What if I need a summer internship dad? Does a similar method apply?

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>>39601706
>"Sorry, but based on your inability to 'crack the coding interview' we have determined that you lack the technical expertise to intern for our company. Better luck next year!"

>>39601755
Who are you and how the fuck did you get into my home. Quit interrupting my heart to heart conversation with my dad you stupid fucking hole

>>39601664
I'm a felon and the law prevents me from owning a firearm.

>>39601664
What will it take for you faggots to do it?

>>39601674
Then someone else can do it then.

This is really discouraging. To think that I'm not properly pleasing all the many women I'm having sex with

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>>39601649
>calls other people dicklets
>9.2" x 6.0"

this is inaccurate because you can stimulate the g spot with your fingers. anyone with fingers can make most girls (who are able to cum) cum hard and reliably once they know how to finger them properly

I've fucked 20+ girls and only 4 5 of them have I made cum with my dick.
If I got in shape and could lift her up while fucking her and do other sexy positions or if I could last for 15+ minutes and keep building up the pressure I could probably do a bit better, but still yeah dick size IS a limiting factor for making a girl cum with just your dick.

Oh there are also some positions that make a girl more likely to cum than the basic ones like missionary or doggy I guess.

but the bottom line is that MOST infact probs like 70% of guys have a hard time making girls cum with just their dick and need to finish them off by fingering or maybe use toys at the same time.

most girls expectations aren't that high.

>>39601645
tricked??? I dont see the crime

>>39601645
that's what a fembot(male) looks like

>>39601645
6 and a half years for this
what a fucking joke
fuck her friend \
> wwaa waa I let a stranger fuck me blindfolded but it turned out she was a girl waaa waaa let's tell the police and ruin her life

seriously FUCK HER

Comfy as fuck. I rode out Harvey (area far away enough from the eye wall so nothing bad happened and no flooding) and the rain and heavy winds were so nice.

WE
WUZ
HURIKANGS

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>live in an area with frequent hurricanes
>build houses out of wood instead of concrete

>>39601587
The person who struggles is smartest.

>>39601587
if you were so lazy then why did you take hard classes in a hard major huh

>>39601602

because i think i could do it, i still do, intellectually its not a problem, but i have a weak work ethic and im struggling with it very much

I'd date an Ugly girl, there have been many times where I wished that the girl I liked was uglier so I'd have a better chance with her. I did go on a date with two ugly girls and they were literally the void of personality. I'm sure there are interesting ugly girls out there too.

>>39601561
bugs....easy on the carrots

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>>39601561
I fuck ugly girls lel. I used to only bang top notch women but I just don't even try anymore because fuck that shit and the only time I ever get any is when occasionally some clunkers are horny And I try to nut on them (usually unsuccessfully due to whisky and then being ugly lmao)

>>39601545
I do value my own life and I'm pretty happy. According to that pic though I'm shit tier because I engage in hedonism and i'm a nihilist/absurdist.

>>39601545
> communism
> i value human life
> understandable tier

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Kys

>>39601545
Get off my board communist scum

>>39601495
Just walk in there and give the manager a firm handshake and ask for an application, all you have to do.

>>39601495
Maybe you should apply to
Five (5) Guys

Burger flipping not so bad unless you're at McDonald's

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>>39601534
IVE APPLIED TO EVERY FAST FOOD PLACE, I DONT CARE, I NEED TO PAY RENT
>>39601510
>pic related

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Bullshit, I'm 6'3 and women hate me. The "le tall guys are easy mode" meme comes from falseflagging manlets like you

>>39601396
>falseflagging lanklets
Fixed that for you.

>>39601396
You must be very skinny or scary looking

>>39601316
Men and woman are very different.

>>39601316
There are two definitions.
You have on mind political doctrine or social philosophy?

I want gender egalitarian but it will never happen as long as men thirst after women and women take advantage of it