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Pepe and Wojack

Oregenolli

>>37688920
Mind if I screencap this? I'm making a picture book called "My first post on 4chan"

>>37688907
Isn't it great living in a world where everything is black and white and there's no in between

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maybe it really is about confidence

>>37688707
Be free OP

>>37688770
And dont be ugly

sage, report and hide fellas.

The only person that should decide your suicide is yourself. Don't let some other shitty human make you do it.

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>>37688695
Aww, who hurt you, anon?

>>37688672
people being "toxic in this game doesn't bother me.

Being shit at this game bothers me. I've stopped playing lately (since a couple of weeks) and I feel a lot better. Not too many suicidal thoughts cause I'm not explicitly losing all the time. I'll probably get back to it when I feel like a loser and want to feel some sort of achievement in life.
>only to completely lose any sort of humanity when I inevitably lose again.

>>37688672
Dog shit ass kid playing nasus support you deserved to get flamed kill yourself retard

>>37688672
you're a faggot that cant handle mean words in a video game

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>Strength: 3 (lanklet)
>Perception: 7 (20/20 vision)
>Endurance: 7 (used to bike many kilometers and can tank a hit)
>Charisma: 5 (nihilistic and wicked sense of humour)
>Intelligence: 4 (smart but lazy)
>Agility: 7 (have long legs so fast burst sprint and endurance)
>Luck: 9 (seems every time I have an accident my luckiness minimizes it, content with why living situation)

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>>37688616
>strength: 4
>perception: 4
>endurance: 3
>charisma: 2
>intelligence: 3
>agility: 3
>luck: 5

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>S
6. I look weaker than I actually am
>P
9. I absorb every bit of information around me like a sponge
>E
4. Not sure if physical or mental but I feel like that would be their average
>C
6. Very convincing when I want to be
>I
6. IQ is about 126. Never finished hs
>A
3. Rely more on my strength and size.
>L
2. I have bad luck

>>37688579
its a valid criticism tho

Which race is the worst when it comes to interacial bants?

>>37688579
That happens when diversity and multi kulti gets pushed in every way possible, while nonwhites commit mire crimes than whites in white countries and play the victim role.

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Uniqio Postio

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warbbblblblb

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if i go crazy then will you still call me souperman

>>37688455
No women have moral compasses, some are just more open about it than others. Every women is a couple grand away from fucking and sucking a stranger, even if she's married.

>>37688455
Seeking arrangement isn't for escorting, you absolute idiot. Do you really expect us to believe that you even know a single woman in real life? Pssssh

>>37688680
>he believes the girls that use it don't end up having some sort of sexual contact. Is that what your gf told you?

Oh dear. you do have a lot to learn.

has it fixed you?

>>37688434
what happens if you have a wetdream during bootcamp? do you sleep in separate rooms?

>>37688434
Why not join the air force? Best of the armed forces, next to the navy. And why at all?

>>37688419
I'm in a similar situation. I have almost 30k saved up and my own apartment, and I will probably kill myself after July or somewhere around that time period

>>37688419
>>37685208

I made this thread earlier, has some good ideas. I really like my own, but of course, that is implied...

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>>37688419
>Learn how to play a trading card game (Big three being Yugioh, Pokemon, Magic the Gathering. Pokemon is the easiest to learn.)
>Build a meta deck
>Compete in local tournaments, and even travel out a bit with your new card store friends to regionals and nats
>Try not to kys
So far that has been working for me since 2012. I met a lot of new friends just this Sunday at a yugioh regional. I didn't do the greatest at this event, but hey, it was fun and something to do. Ate T.G.I.Friday's after with a few people and it was cool talking to new people. A lot of card game players are real robots too.

they are thirsty
they are so dumb and thirsty that they believe if they support hook up culture/slut culture/the destruction of stable monogamous relationship (the one thing that lead to western society getting to where it is today) because they believe it will greater their chance to fuck as many women as possible.

in reality, they get next to nothing because all the women just flock to Chad. if they lived in the olden days, they'd have constant sex with a girl who was a virgin when they meet. instead they get to fuck deadfish sluts once every couple months, even though they go to clubs every weekend and do all kinds of shit just to get women's attention

>>37688375
Why is her ass hanging out?

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>>37688454
Where do you come up with this stuff?! Good god

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>>37688331
when i see titcows, i can feel the testosterone levels in my body increase

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Nigella lawson was probably where it all started for me. The amount of cum I've spilled for this woman is insane.

>>37688331
Hey anon. Could you please sauce me that image without it being the thumbnail?

Gay as fuck kiddo

>>37688330
Honestly had this as well.
fixed this by looking at a bunch of vagina pics, of nice vaginas thought, till I got used to it.
Still bothers me a little, but hardly.

>>37688330
I'm a girl and actually find vags gross

>>37688309
go back to /pol/ tardo

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Makes me sad yet still original

I'm not from /pol/. Are you a triggered chopped-dick?

Pretty awful, since they're going to think you're a fucking loser weirdo now

>>37688292
link him this thread directly and we will be on our best behavior here

>>37688299
He's pretty used to looking at fucked up shit I think, but r9k is just pathetic and gay