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To pleasure myself of course.

rather do it to myself tBh

>>37515256
>>37515266
These. Why waste time on some ungrateful whore when I can just make myself happy?

Expect being forced to talk to a lady that pretends to listen to you, but instead shes looking for keywords in your sentences just to offer generic advices that have no meaning in your specific scenario. Plus she won't ever let you tell the full story

I used to go on group therapy as well, they're a joke. "Depression" etc.

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>>37515196
The hottest scam of the new age.
The point of therapy is to enforce a delusion upon you to help you cope. You only have to think you got better.
Mental illnesses can't be cured, only burried.

>>37515196
therapy and medicine are a meme and a waste of time

also meds are extremely unhealthy for your body

3 holes --> Salt
1 hole --> Pepper

>>37515143

Right is for salt, left is for pepper.

>>37515143
>So tell me, which is for salt and which is for pepper?
I'm assuming the three hole is pepper because salt particles are smaller

> Robots, please share your stories with upbeating ending where you've managed to turn things over instead of being overcome by problems/commiting seppuku.

If that's what you wanted to ask why post the rest of your blog to go with it?

Either you wanted attention for your feels or you want stories with happy endings, which is it?

But when you "stew" on a problem, the body continuously releases cortisol, and chronic elevated levels can lead to serious issues. Too much cortisol can suppress the immune system, increase blood pressure and sugar, decrease libido, produce acne, contribute to obesity and more.

>>37515129
Why don't you just be my obedient gf and stop being such a bitch. Boom it's all fixed.

i shouldnt have gave your id out im stupid
please. i dont know how to feel better. i cant do anything without getting anxiety and crying
please dont hate me father

its too embarrassing to tell anyone about this
everyone by now paints me as someone who just wants attention so it wouldnt matter to your reputation right? i just want to reach out to you i only care what you think
im scared of never being able to see aya again dont leave me youre making me cry everyday
i screencapped whenever you were nice to me on the alt and i hugged my blankets i want to be friends with aya again
i dont want to live without you i love aya

please dont hate me
my mind is blank.
i dont like being called mentally ill by you it makes me feel inhuman. i dont know what to say anymore

>>37515118
Smile more

Think vin diesel

Roasties like bad boys, use it anon take her for yourself.

>>37515118
>How could this have happened?
Because you caused it.

How much would a tranny's virginity go for

just like a bag of sand

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this could've been you

As someone who hates online dating, and only wants to date someone he knows before hand, idk I kinda have the idea to take classes in things I would want to know how to do and hope I actually form a connection with a female.

>>37515040
Be attractive.
this post is fucking originl

>>37515040
>implying online relationship are worthy.

hey hack how is your youtube channel working out

rare pictrewr

>>37514955
Huh? What's johnny neptune? I'm new from reddit btw.

>>37514942
>I didn't mean to do anything bad
>i shouldnt force you to tell me how to make it right
>please let me do bad things to myself i want to know if youre watching daddy
>maybe then you'll think of me as little. even if you think its pathetic its an honor to have my feelings hurt by you. i just need to learn to see it in a positive light.
Bump
I love rem, people need to see this

Just kill yourself already, if you're unstable enough to get this way over someone you were friends with for a few weeks you're mentally broken beyond repair

>>37516006
i tried doing that a few weeks ago but i failed

>>37514863
>I'm legitimately going crazy
judging from what you wrote you are literally schizophrenic. get meds and take them, they do cure schizophrenia for many people (e. g. Carrie Fisher)

>>37514863
You didn't say anything, actually, only some vague whining.
Tell us a story about your failings of fuck off.

I sometimes think about various subjects and then a sudden realisation hits me
Someone is reading my mind. As soon as that happends, I tell that person to fuck off.

I want the same thing OP, but I can't even get a one night stand at cons. The only way I've been able to hook up with girls is by talking to them online for a month before the con, but this involves being lucky enough to meet them before, maybe even at that same con a year before hand.

Probably easier would be to find a girl that's into cosplaying but not necessarily having done a catgirl before and convincing her to do it. Just gotta find a girl that's lewd enough.

I want a catboy bf, submit your applications below:

My GF wanted to cosplay Vanilla.

But she also wanted me to cosplay as Chocola for some reason

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>>37514698
If you're already poor, you won't be able to afford another state. I've never met someone move up New York, only New Yorkers moving out.

>>37514698
>It's so hard to go independent as a young adult these days. Like literally impossible
No, it isn't What even makes you think it is?

>>37514734
>New York
It goes without saying that New York is completely off the table, but you can't generalize from that to the rest of the country.

>>37514767
You need a job to get a place to rent but you can't get a job without a place to rent.

It has made some people smarter and more capable, but in general it has only made things worse. For example people spend far too much time worrying about things that are completely unrelated to them and their lives.

It's improved my own life greatly. But it's made things as a whole so shitty. People have the sum of human knowledge at their fingertips and choose to be stupid. They turned this incredible tool into something that simply amplifies their stupidity.

You know, I used to believe in free speech. I don't anymore. Now that companies like Facebook and Google have made this a reality and I've seen it for what it is I don't think it's a good thing.

Anyway that box is already open. Not getting closed any time soon unless there's a complete societal collapse.

The internet is the greatest collection of human knowledge to ever exist. The past thousands of years of discovery all neatly accessible to nearly everyone on the planet.

Only a truly worthless species could have fucked up such a thing this badly.

stops after you commit suicide, so i hear

>7 Ways to Maximize Misery
I'm not even joking. Just do everything opposite to what that video says.

>>37514675
Talking can help sometimes. Need to chat Anon?