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>his youtube frontpage doesnt look like this
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>>37654296
>Using Jew-tube
Get out.
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>>37654340
but it's where i watch all my anime (dubbed of course)
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>>37654368
you are a loser, no not your projective identification i mean you, you are a fucking loser mate
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Make /r9k/ great again 2017-06-12 02:47:58 Post No.37654277
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I swear to god every single fucking day I come on this board it's filled with God damn normies. I thought this ways the place for my fellow robots to talk about our depressing lives, all I see now are normal fags infected this board. We shall exterminate all these normal fags
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>>37654277
I wish there were a way to exterminate them. Let's face it, normalfags will always win. It's hopeless, there's no victory among robot's.
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>he hasn't switched to wiz and shutin network
It's like you want to be surrounded by normans
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came by this thread just after fucking my long-term gf kinda made me laugh lole
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>tfw accidently used my female housemates toothbrush without noticing and even ise the back to scrub my tongue
Do i tell her?
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That's pretty hot OP
Fuck...I need to get laid again...but it's impossible
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>>37654244
Your name better not be Matt or I'll fucking end you
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>>37654305
uH oH nIgGeR
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I just took a shower for the first time in six weeks and shaved JUST to go all the way with my pillow gf.
I thought putting an effort to banging my imaginary gf would make it better, but it just showed me how pathetic I am.
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>>37654123
is that you lake anon?
like the lake in the middle of the woods
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>>37654150
I drained that cesspool months ago. I tried to normie it up and I failed miserably. I'm just not fit for the normie life.
Also, this pillow gf never gets washed, so it literally stinks up my house.
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>>37654123
Wish I didn't know that feel. Alas to my misfortune, I do.
;_;
At least we're not alone; right anon ?
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If people like certain dog or cat breeds because they're ugly and somehow fund it cute (like those cats without hair that look like a ball sack) why does that logic not apply to ugly people too?
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Normies can empathize with animals to an extent because animals reside intrinsically on a lower level of existence. You can love your dog and treat it with kindness, and it can in turn be loyal and affectionate, but it can never be your equal. Having an ugly dog won't lower your perceived social standing, but having an ugly boyfriend will because a normie's personal value is derived externally by the perceptions of other normies. They viscerally reject the affections of a socially inferior mate in order to dispel the perception that they, themselves, are lower in the hierarchy.
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>>37654847
On the flip side. I don't want to fuck my pet, but I would like to fuck my girlfriend.
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>>37655097
Many women would fuck a pet and not a robot, though.
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When asking out another fellow gay, is it better to say "Would you like to get coffee sometime?" or "Would you like to go grab dinner sometime?
t.want to ask a gay guy out
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>>37654087
Asking for coffee sounds more casual imo
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>>37654087
Just hang around a public toilet you fucking degenerate.
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>>37654087
You binge watch Luke Cage together AND THEN you ask if they would like to get coffee sometime.
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Oh! Hey, anon. Sorry I didn't save you any chicken nuggets. There's plenty of fries left, though.
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where is her nipple?
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>>37654590
Under the fry
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>>37654081
>Doesn't have a penis
That's fucking gay
Which one was the robot?
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Ringo because nobody likes him.
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paul was a nice chad, john was an asshole chad, george was a normie and ringo the robot
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>>37653949
Ringo ofc. Kept out of the spotlight and is weird in general
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>"just be yourself bra, looks aren't what matter!"
Day of the spash when?
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most victims of acid attacks in the west are white males
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>>37653814
But we have a chance to change that. Once we take away the succubis' outward appearances, they will have absolutely nothing left to hold dear, and finally will no longer hold an advantage over the robot.
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>>37653858
acid attacks will correct the roastie's looks to match their ugly personalities
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Is normalfaggotry the most pathetic of life's conditions? 2017-06-12 02:08:31 Post No.37653630
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Is normalfaggotry the most pathetic of life's conditions?
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A few days ago I was out on my usually night walk, but this specific walk took place two hours later than normal for reasons that are unrelated to this story. I usually detest leaving the house for my night walk after 6am because it's prime normalfag hours. The first two point five miles of the walk went according to usual, aside from some interruptions in my vision due to my transition lenses not properly acclimating to the sunrise. It was the break and the second half of the walk where the trouble started. After walking two point five miles I am usually pretty tired out so I'll stop on my regular bench and rest for a few minutes.
On this particular day I was having a fairly good time playing with my fidget spinner, until this beta male normalfag and his girlfriend happened start trouble. As they were approaching the bench I heard him say to his girlfriend to watch out for the homeless man. Normally this would get me in a mood where I would whack him around a bit, but I decided to let it slide in this particular instance because I actually was in the visage of a popper with my flecktarn parka. What really set me off was when his girlfriend had the audacity to walk up to me and offer me ten dollars.The insult was one step over the line and I could not bear it so I slapped her in the face with my fidget spinner in the palm of my hand. This act managed to cause a fairly large gash, and her cuck boyfriend lost it. While I was laughing he got in a cheap shot on me and knocked me out. It was pretty clear that he would have lost if it was a fair fight because he was packing a lot of estrogen, but I digress I was still knocked out and awoke inside of a police station. Luckily my mother was able to make bail, but now I have a police record and a court appointment coming up.
Why can't normalfags just mind their own business?
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>>37653630
>take girl's money
>now she has ten less dollars and you have your neetbux
>literally profit
but no, you had to spill the spaghetti
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>>37653697
It's about respect. It never was or is about the money.
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You're an autist.
Protip: you're not any better than the normalfags. The supposed wretchedness of your condition does not in any objective way set you above anyone else. You're not more insightful, or wiser, and in fact, you acted like a cringey sperg.
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>"Beautiful women cannot be smar-"
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>>37653586
>muslim
neck yourself shitskin
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Well virgins??
Explain yourself, Karlie is a model and an expert programmer, justify yourselves
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>>37653598
grandpa! dinners ready get of the nets!
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Post your favorite song, and other anons rate it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KferySsEqu4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuZA6qiJVfU
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>>37653509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZfrCPKEqM
kill the king - rainbow
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self bumping this thread
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Where are you working over the summer /r9k/?
You...are advancing your career, right?
Pic unrelated it's just my bird
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>>37653266
Yes, but my job doesn't have to do with my major. Still working a wagecuck job while majoring inchemistry, but it's better than being a neet for three months, I guess.
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>>37653266
I stopped advancing 3 years ago and now I'm retired enjoying life, summer is going by fast though
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>>37653303
work your ass off now and retire early that's what I did don't have any regrets either, unless you really enjoy your job
Can we take a minute to appreciate just how reddit-kino this is?
I'm blown away by how well they captured the cringy, autistic and unfunny aesthetic of reddit and all it encapsulates.
>average whiteboi reddit user gets qt pure asian qf
>disgusting used goods 2deep4you whore (played by a goddess btw) enters the picture
>cuckboi reddit fag falls for this quirky "I'm not like the other girls" slag
>ditches asian qt who was utterly devoted to him
>new girl won't even bang him because he's such a loser (holy shit lol)
>she even cucks him with Chad later
>movie constantly referencing memes
>cinematography is just retarded, like something an autistic child would imagine
>tries paint the movie with this nerd culture shit or something
>main character literally dies at the end and is brought back (and travels through time) for no reason
Just wow. 9/10 would cringe again.
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>>37653212
Yeah, you're pretty late to the party though. You may as well give a devastating critique on neckbeards and v for vendetta.
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It's a lighthearted movie about a comic series about characters living in a world with videogame mechanics.
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>>37653212
It's a nice movie. You're just desperately trying to make it "reddit tier" for some reason. The cinematography is made too look like the comics, which it succeeds with imo. Scott is meant to be a dumb loser who for some reason is a hero, he's not made to be relatable to redditors, he's meant to be a shitty person with some character development. Name one meme the movie references. Nerd culture? Sure. Scott is a nerd. The writer is a nerd and people who read comics are mostly nerds. Therefore the movie has elements of nerd culture. Your last point of being brought back to life is just stupid. That's how the movie works. It doesn't have to explain itself to you.
9/10 retard points for you, OP.
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A hypothesis:
This world isn't hard, it's unfair.
Explanation:
A lazy person, or a person that has no will to do a particular thing (such as studying, working etc.) Will always try to excuse their actions. They will excuse themselves by saying things such as "I'm gonna die anyway, so what's the point of doing that?". Thoughts like this makes the person believe that life is hard.
A wagie, or someone that takes his studies extremely serious will find that life isn't hard since they spend their time wisely and carefully. Doors are open for him, but a depressing truth still remains; there are those that are better than him because of their looks, their family's status etc.
They have even more doors open for them, that they can easily walk through. And from that, the wagie or the nerd holds the thought that life is unfair.
Am I right or wrong, my fellow robots?
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Indolence is fine.
The world is overworked.
Lazy people are wise.
You will please take note of the fact that the majority of work is for the sake of itself.
There is very little labor being spent on the interests of discovery but rather the exploitation of the exploitation of the exploitation of the already discovered.
Consider the automobile. It is a trash invention that only makes sense in a world of garbage societal planning. But around its artifice sprouts the work which maintains the finicky and unreliable roads which cars require, and an endless refinement of ever quicker and more nimble cars.
It is easy to imagine a world that has no cars and it is a better world.
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>>37653075
Of course the world is unfair. Fairness is something humans claim to use to balance society at a base level but it's just a concept.
I don't know why people always think this is a breakthrough realisation.
It's like saying the sun isn't a lightbulb. No shit.
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>>37653595
Fuck you. Cars are awesome. I hate walking to work.