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Hey there anon you ready for our date?
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>>35640055
Sorry miss you are mistaking me for someone else. I am just the janitor here.
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>>35640055
>implying i would ever date a black girl
Try again OP
I'm madly in love with a blonde, pure white girl from college
She's tall, skinny and has blue eyes
Pic somehow related because she kinda looks like this
We are from Germany btw
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>>35640340
No one cares
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Lets talk about our first date, whether it was successful or not
>Have a friend that is turbonerd like me, plays obscure games and overall we have similiar tastes in vidya etc...
>He gets a gf and loses virginity
>Keeps talking about how great she is and that he could arrange date between me and her bisexual vegetarian friend
>Imnotlikingthis.jpg
>Get talked into it and go to cinema on valentine
>Her friend is like 6/10 but I say whatever maybe her personality is good
>Say hi
>She barely responds and immediately goes to the side of her friend without saying anything more
>I say fuck it and go full autismo, if she wont talk I wont talk either
>Just follow quietly only talking with my friend
>Sit in cinema
>Feel her trying to squeeze herself on my and rubbing my leg
>Nope.jpeg
>I move my leg away
>Get them to the bus station and leave happily home not even mad
The movie was actually really great too. Some fifty shades of gray parody, I actually laughed on a movie first time in years
No regrets. It was also my only date and friend broke up with her three weeks later
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I've never been on one.
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>having friends
>Going on a date
>Having the confidence to even say hi
Gtfo normie, this board isn't for you
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>>35639965
>6/10 but I say whatever maybe her personality is good
eat shit Norman.
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It's another dreamed about oneitis episode
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>>35639947
Same here OP
Whenever i wake up i realize it was a dream and keep laying in bed for 3 hours until i have to take a piss
I hope i will see her again when next semester starts
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>>35640590
>I hope i will see her again when next semester starts
God speed anon hope you do
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same happened to me this morning, couldnt even talk to her in my dreams. kill me now
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>Their icon is a sports car
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>>35639870
>they put cars on kikebook cover
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>their icon is a anime character
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>his icon is a default icon when you can upload any custom picture you want
Now now, you might think this is something only Brazilians do, but I've seen plenty of people with "US" in their profile who do this, a LOT, and in turn, someone from /r9k/ surely has done this too.
So to that person I say, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>"hey nerd i think you got the wrong door, the virgin loser club is two blocks away"
What do?
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thank him and head to the virgin loser club I guess
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>>35639861
>*pull out a pistol* Didn't your mother teach you right? If you don't have anything good to say don't say it at all. Now you're going to die Chad. You're story ends here. How does it feel? If you had just controlled you huge ego and shut your mouth, you would've lived to see another day. Such a shame.
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>>35640005
Pretty good tbqhwy family
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Been planning this for years, got a few already and this is what the rest is gonna be.
Starting on my right foot will be the branches from a tree that extends up my calf, Yggdrasil . Also on that leg will be a skeleton with a crown, flowing in the wind playing an electric guitar, a deer head and antlers, the moon, a cross, a faceless Buddha and a Yinyang ( already have those two ), the state of Mississippi, and an Oroborus going around near the knee. The Oroborus connects to my thigh and greatly expands, wrapping around my waist with leaves and finishing on my left waist, where my family crest "He who endures, conquers" will be. On my right shoulder will be the sun and another cross, except this one is upside down. For the rest of the sleeve which will extend halfway throug
y forearm I'm thinking about letting the artist do his own design ( which I will have to look at first ).
What y'all think?
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>>35639857
>state of Mississippi
Bait
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>>35639881
Haha nope! Mississippi born and raised.
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Are you getting them to impress your boyfriend?
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>Oneitis wants me to help pay off her student loans
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>oneitis is paying off my student loans
Wew lad
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>>35639842
Why is she your oneitis in the first place? Is she terribly irresponsible as fuck?
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>>35639863
Explain this
Oil
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>tfw INFP-T and /martyr/ syndrome
Could this be the worst of all feels?
Not only do I want nothing more than tell someone how I feel about them, I will never get over the fear of having real connections with people.
I want to give everything for someone but I will never have someone who needs anything I could give them.
>mfw i will never be the emotionaly stable friend who can listen to people's problems
>mfw i will never be the "just a friend" that my cute oneitis willl cry to when CHad dumps her, even though I will never be her bf
>mfw I will never drop out of uni and visit my sister dying of a terminal illness just because she's happy to see my face and read whatever manga I brought her that day
>mfw the only verification I want is to be a stepping stone for other people's dreams, to be the one who gave them that last push, the one who inspired them to move on knowing he had given everything else so they could take one more step
is this the most powerful of feels?
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i think the worst of all feels is jerking off for 12 hours on a speed binge to degenerate shut and then hating yourself after you cum
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>>35639814
Hi fellow INFP-T here.
Noting will ever get better. We need to accept the Nihlism, and end it.
Just too bad its so hard.
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you could be intp and have to do fucked up shit to feel at all
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thank you for everything, fellow robots
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that's a pretty sweet lookin pistol, can I have it after you're done?
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>>35639793
prove you're dead post pics
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Oroehdjejwbaishbdhsosjdhfusb
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Who here sort of becoming like Patrick Bateman? Minus the serial killing perhaps but sort of like a sociopath
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>>35639780
Your an epic memester, friend xD KEK!
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me heh :DDDDDDD
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i thought i was the only one
lel!
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>he will never dominate me in the back seat of his car and review my ass
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>ywn suck joey's fat greasy cock
why live?
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>>35639644
>I'm cyyyummingg
>woo woo woo woo
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You must be 18 to post on this website
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>blind date comes to pick you up
>see this
what do?
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>>35639557
How are we both supposed to ride on that
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Tell the coon to get off my property before I call the cops
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>>35639557
Ask where she stole that bike so I can return it
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If /r9k/ had the chance, would they exterminate all humans?
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>>35639556
Of course not.
Only those that browse /r9k/.
That's what they have always wanted and everyone would be better in the long run.
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>>35639556
No only women (female), non whites and chads
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>>35639556ORIGINAL NINGEN
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Would you suck futa cock, /r9k/?
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>>35639509
>>35639509
As long as there's no vagoo I'm game
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>>35639541
>tfw will never be bound by a gentle dom futagirl.
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>>35639563
>tfw you will never be the subby bf of a ridiculously hung futa
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Cuck and Autism Shoes General 2017-03-19 04:57:21 Post No.35639502
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Cuck and Autism Shoes General
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Aren chucks the ultimate cuck shoe?
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Adidas Gazelle are the best sneakers around and everyone should have a pair
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They are made of fabric, get smaller once wet and don't do any good as a shoe at all.
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>>35639562
Samba's are better mate.