"Hurry up brah the girls are in the car"
"Brah check out the price on this Vodka. BRAH I can't wait to get fucked up with the boys from state, this vaca is gonna be so fucking dope brah."
"Dude in spending my summer wake boarding in Cabo then my dad is gonna pay for me to ski all winter while doing an internship at Vail brah!"
"Hey Bryce did you call Stacy? Are her and those hot bitches coming? We're renting the condo all week brah, shoot her a DR on Insta"
this is the one I heard in the hallway at college that fucked me up to this day
>I can't be going out [to bars] during the week or I'll fuck my grades up
meanwhile my grades were already fucked and I had had no friends let alone some one to go to the bar with on the weekends, let alone friends to go out with during the week
MA MA SE
MA MA SA,
MA MA COO SA
MA MA SE
MA MA SA,
MA MA COO SA
ANON!!! ANON? ANON! ANON! ARE YOU ASLEEP, ANON? *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
>meet a girl online
>she's underage have to wait till she's 18
>1 year and 4 months later
>turns 18 finally my turn, been a good boy waiting
>First day she was busy celebrating
>Second day she was hungover
>Starts ghosting me after
>Been a week she posts snap chat stories in the meantime
THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GO ELLIOT ROGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEE
TFW you'll never know what a stacked orgasm feels like. Tell us femanons,
Hello fellow robots,
I own a small minecraft Server I wrote about here a few days ago. But because we only have around 5 - 8 Players at most, i decided to advertise it again.
The only Players you find there are other robots, and it's not listed on any Website.
It's a survival, but non-pvp Server and supposed to be a comfy place to hang out.
I you are interested, feel free to join us.
>tfw chad even starts bullying you through web-ads
have you ever tried to draw a girlfriend for yourself?
do you ever feel like you are just waiting to die?
>For all the lonely ones
>Who live life in their dreams
Fembots, these are my genetic traits. Would you reproduce with me? be honest.
>get called out
So I am seeing that you can buy all kinds of sexy mannequins on eBay for under $100 shipped. Now I've seen mannequins in stores that looked pretty fuckable so I was thinking about maybe buying one as a girlfriend substitute.
Obviously a Realdoll would be better but I don't have $7,000.00 to spend.. I was thinking maybe putting a fleshlight between the mannequins legs might be good.
So is this a good idea robots? Should I do this?
I guess that worst case scenario if it doesn't work sexually I could just set the mannequin up in the corner of the room as kinda an artsy decoration. Of course im sure people would know what I bought it for, especially if it's all sexy and everything.
>be 25 yo virign but never gave a fuck about it
>now want to fuck thick bitches like crazy
Is porn really that fucking powerful?
Would you date the girl on the right with microcephaly? (aka zika virus headshrinking)