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"Hurry up brah the girls are in the car"

"Brah check out the price on this Vodka. BRAH I can't wait to get fucked up with the boys from state, this vaca is gonna be so fucking dope brah."

"Dude in spending my summer wake boarding in Cabo then my dad is gonna pay for me to ski all winter while doing an internship at Vail brah!"

"Hey Bryce did you call Stacy? Are her and those hot bitches coming? We're renting the condo all week brah, shoot her a DR on Insta"
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this is the one I heard in the hallway at college that fucked me up to this day
>I can't be going out [to bars] during the week or I'll fuck my grades up
meanwhile my grades were already fucked and I had had no friends let alone some one to go to the bar with on the weekends, let alone friends to go out with during the week
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>>37735796

"You just need some addies brah. Pop 3-4 and do all the work the night before. My boy Josh has the hookup"

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MA MA SE
MA MA SA,
MA MA COO SA

MA MA SE
MA MA SA,
MA MA COO SA
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ANON!!! ANON? ANON! ANON! ARE YOU ASLEEP, ANON? *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*
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>meet a girl online
>she's underage have to wait till she's 18
>1 year and 4 months later
>turns 18 finally my turn, been a good boy waiting
>First day she was busy celebrating
>Ok
>Second day she was hungover
>Ok
>Starts ghosting me after
>Been a week she posts snap chat stories in the meantime

THIS IS HOW PEOPLE GO ELLIOT ROGER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEEEEEEEE
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TFW you'll never know what a stacked orgasm feels like. Tell us femanons,
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Hello fellow robots,

I own a small minecraft Server I wrote about here a few days ago. But because we only have around 5 - 8 Players at most, i decided to advertise it again.

The only Players you find there are other robots, and it's not listed on any Website.

It's a survival, but non-pvp Server and supposed to be a comfy place to hang out.

I you are interested, feel free to join us.

MC-Version: 1.11.2
IP: 107.150.7.154
Discord: M6Ns7ub
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>implying no one bumps the thread
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Sounds extra comfey but I cannot live without muh concrete blocks

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>tfw chad even starts bullying you through web-ads
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have you ever tried to draw a girlfriend for yourself?

do you ever feel like you are just waiting to die?
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>>37735458
yea i have but on gimp
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I made this if it counts
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>>37735458
yeah when I was 5 years old

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>For all the lonely ones
>Who live life in their dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVMiHhUGbmA
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>>37735404
>tfw youth of america
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>>37735785
Such a good album, just finished listening to it earlier

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Fembots, these are my genetic traits. Would you reproduce with me? be honest.
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>get called out
>blame "summer"
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So I am seeing that you can buy all kinds of sexy mannequins on eBay for under $100 shipped. Now I've seen mannequins in stores that looked pretty fuckable so I was thinking about maybe buying one as a girlfriend substitute.

Obviously a Realdoll would be better but I don't have $7,000.00 to spend.. I was thinking maybe putting a fleshlight between the mannequins legs might be good.

So is this a good idea robots? Should I do this?
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>>37735210
This makes me wonder what ever happened to the guy with the super creepy homemade pregnant bird sex doll
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Do whatever you want to do fuck it your only living once you'll be dead before you know it just throw it out and suck the costs on the chin if it fails
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I guess that worst case scenario if it doesn't work sexually I could just set the mannequin up in the corner of the room as kinda an artsy decoration. Of course im sure people would know what I bought it for, especially if it's all sexy and everything.

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>be 25 yo virign but never gave a fuck about it
>try nofap
>now want to fuck thick bitches like crazy

Is porn really that fucking powerful?
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>>37735195
no, its just that you already satisfied your sexual urges via porn
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>>37735195
Porn has been replacing strip clubs for awhile now to the point that theres maybe only two left here in vancouver. Makes more sense to just jerk it to porn. Much cheaper too.

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Would you date the girl on the right with microcephaly? (aka zika virus headshrinking)
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I don't care about the size of her head as long as she give head knowwhatimsayin

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