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>>35924899
Pace yourself, or you'll get irreconcilably shitfaced and make an ass of yourself. Antidepressants are hard on your liver, as is booze, so be prepared to get drunk-drunk from like 3 beer and blackout drunk after 6

Just some background info I've been on the for 2 weeks and don't feel like they are doing shit idk if that matters

if u keep takin em ull feel more content with urself and how things are, serotonin builds up and naturally makes u feel 'better', takes bout a week. but it makes u zombie ish and almost recklessly carefree, also i felt, idk "girlier" on the shit i stopped takin them. also ur brain will become dependent on it and like a psychactive drug u will go through withdrawal. hope it helped

How many anti-white threads is it already from you today? 3 if I remember correctly.

Calm down with this, you're free to troll /pol/, but leave robots with this bs

because they're not manlets

>>35924884
Milk is delicious.

>>35924859
>macbook pro

go shill on reddit you turbo fuckin normie

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>be me during sophomore year of college

>sad autist betafag

>eat/study alone a lot

>go to cafeteria one afternoon; packed

>open laptop to check school email

>big rule34 futanari pic left open

>mfw table full of girls sitting right behind me, girls on far side of table can see directly over to my screen

>Dad used my computer
>I assume he used Firefox as the internet browser
>my most visited pages are porn websites and a 2-3 school websites
>the home page of Firefox has visual links to these websites
>did my Dad notice the multiple links to porn websites?

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Rees, Jade Louise Hope
21 January 1994 - 02 November 2015
United Kingdom

Our Remembrance
always and forever in our hearts
love and missed every day

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>>35924825
found this one a while back. here's a few extra words to get past the filter

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Wilkinson, Sarah
15 May 1998 - 13 May 2016
Manchester, Tennessee

Sarah, my gorgeous girl, I can never forgive myself for failing you. You will always live on through memory and in spirit. Sarah has seen you read this, Sarah will visit you tonight in your sleep unless you reply with "Rest well, dear Sarah". No previous immunity will offer safety.

Rest well, angel.

>people chewing loudly
>people being anywhere near me

>>35924820
"You're not too shabby"

- Handgun Tabby

>>35924820

Maybe not autism, but I have often really violent images in my head, of putting my head in a grinder and chopping it to bits, or stabbing myself with a knife and cutting out all the blood and bones. I have weird urges and images of totally ripping things to shreds

>>35924812
Memes aside, that's a mildly clever inversion of the classic phrase.

>>35925659
Too bad it's just the billionth iteration of "LOL LITTLE DICK FRUSTRATED VIRGIN UMAD?????? XDDDDDDDD" that 100% of female """"humor"""" is comprised of

But the dudes that subscribe to those notions usually don't give a fuck about marriage either. All she's really doing is building up resentment that she'll take out on whatever poor bastard is actually willing to deal with her emotional troubles and friends and family, instead of just kicking her out when she doesn't have her best face on. Why would any dude want to be a "good man" in this day and age?

Bars, dating websites, tinder

>>35924769
My local clubs have an over 25+ and 35+ night and they're not strict on who attends.

I haven't been for years because I don't have friends anymore but if you're in shape and close the minimum age cited you'll be buried in dry pussy trying to get wet.

Hometown buffet my man. Just stand by the tray of mac 'n cheese and start conversations. The older they are the more likely that their husbands have passed. Wear a nice button up shirt and pretty soon you'll get invited back to a table of ladies no doubt.

>>35924717
Ya ain't eatin' them.

>>35924717
easy
green isnt a primary color
i have a iq of 130 btw

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>>35924880
I would rather find a gummy croco divination method I'm sure it would give the best results.

Happy bday anon but this thread will probably 404 before you wake up

Happy bday, much love

Happy birthday mate. Remember, we're all in the same boat here.

>>35924622
>how sexually unsatisfied are you?
I'm perfectly fine, thanks for asking.
>Don't you wish you had a boyfriend
People are untrustworthy, especially men.

>>35924622
I don't have any sex drive. I even have a boyfriend but I only let him fuck me when I'm asleep or going asleep really. It's more uncomfortable if I'm more alert.

I'm pretty satisfied, and I do have a boyfriend.

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Can I masturbate and freely enjoy the use of others sexual reproductive organs?

>>35924635
Well, they'll be yours.

>>35924645
Can I chain a horde of children together to create some kind of shit spewing entity?

First for B & M: Big Brands, Big Savings

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managed to only sleep 11hours and managed to watched half a movie yesterday, maybe i'll finish it today.

feel stiff as fuck and aching from running yesterday though, will try some bodyweight excercises later but I'm sure it'll go bad

Hope a nuke lands on my big fucking head

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>>35924552
>consciousness is a fault in evolution

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>>35924552
OOOOOOH YOU'RE SO FUCKIGN SMART
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR GREASY CHEETO CHEESE DICK

OH YEAH DADDY TELL ME MORE ABOUT DAT DERE PHILOSOPHY OOOH YEAH PLATO'S CAVE OOOH YEAH NEETZSCHE OOOOOH AAAAAH FUCK YEAH NAMEDROPPING I AM 16 AND MY METAPHYSICS ARE FUCKING SUPERIOR

I'm sorry to tell that mankind will never become more intelligent than what we are now. We will eventually colonize more planets though.

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Doesn't that defeat the purpose of becoming a NEET in the first place where I don't have to interact with a single human being?
NEETs aren't meant for relationships.

Would you date a 27 year old?

>>35924507
>interact
I don't like interaction either. That's why I want a neet gf, I'd only jave her sit on my face occasionally. Talking/touching all the time like notmies do is stupid.

neet living in parents house at 21, literally haven't stepped a foot outside the property since 2015

>>35924538
Virtually a write off, total loser.

Get the fuck outside, you piece of shit. Start by just going to get whatever groceries mommy usually gets you.

Your best bet is to get adept at lying, apply to jobs and tell people you were on holiday overseas for a year or more.

It might be too late. Probably is.

let's be real here: the CIA knows everything we do already, and soon it will all be published

- 27 CIS WHITE MALE
- high school drop out who lives in mom's basement
- no relationships
- work in a warehouse moving freight, my co-workers and supervisers all seem to like me and there's potential for upward mobility but i don't really care
- used to read a fuck ton, seem to get a grasp on complicated subjects when i bang my head against them long enough. life is satisfying but a few missteps could've made it a living nightmare
- pretty happy, might be completely batshit but i have my mental illness in check
- ugly but black and latina girls want to jump my bone
- play too many videogames. don't have any real talents unless i focus, and i haven't been focusing at all recently.
-severe gender dysphoria
- cook my own meals. nothing fancy but i get all the ratios down without trying
- tougher than most people. still out of shape.
- that guy