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One friend is all I want...just one.
I can't stand being this lonely anymore.
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>>37932423
is online acceptable?
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I can be your friend OP, but i might not be as fun probably.
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>>37932445
No. I want to leave my house and DO things with people. But i have nobody.
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How long would it take a somewhat average looking male to find a match on tinder?
I'd say im a 4/10, looking for average and above women. My current plan is to go a week with my standards and see where it takes me, and then losing all standards to see what kind of women I could actually get.
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>>37932386
I'm somewhere between 4.5 and 6/10, I got like 20 matches in the first day or two. Average looking guys get plenty of matches, but you won't get a lot of responses or dates
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depends on your pictures I guess
worst case would be several weeks
best case would be a few days
if you don't get a few matches from the get go the algorithm will ruin your chances of getting matches in the future
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>>37932411
No, fuck off normie.
original ppp
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How do you guys feel knowing that this is the worst board on 4chan?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13274553
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>worst board on 4chan
this isn't /tv/
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>>37932382
/mlp/ is evil, but it is a necessary evil. /pol/ is actually all right, it does it's job and provides a good place to talk about politics, it only becomes a problem when it spills over into other boards.
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>>37933578
/b/ is literally just porn now, I don't know why we keep that board.
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ITT: Most autistic shit youve witnessed/done
>Friend steals my tie in highschool
>run after him full pelt while screaming at him
>he runs down the disabled ramp
>turns out there was a banana skin on the ramp
>slip on it looney tunes style
>crack head and vomit
>lying crying in front of school in my own vomit and banana mush
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>be me in kindergarten
>be me drawing shit
>no separation between special needs and regular kids
>some fucking autistic kid comes up to me and vomits on my drawing
>wtf.exe
>i ask him "why did you do that"
>no response. he grabs my crayons and doodles on top of his puke
>this dude is in my class nowadays
that was probably the most autistic thing ive ever seen
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>>37932601
>no response. he grabs my crayons and doodles on top of his puke
This is alpha. He took control of the situation and you, anon.
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>fat kid rubbing one out in class through shorts
>did an eye roll orgasm while jizz spewed out one leg
>never told anyone
Me
>went into wrong restroom
>roastie staring at me
>realize mistake
>still took a shit
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I am an inferior man
I am 21 but I still cannot grow any facial hair, I am INFP and generally very passive, my penis is only 4.5 inches long, my sexual fantasies center on me being submissive, I study a humanities subject, I am physically weak, I have tried crossdressing on many occasions, my interests include things like reading, gardening, anime and video games, my own mother has asked if I am gay on multiple occasions, but I'm also 6'3 so there is no way I could become a girl and instead I am stuck as an inferior man.
I tried lifting but it did not work
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>>37932195
#pinkpill is the only way for your salvation.
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just keep yourself low test bro and gain interest in cute boys
you don't have to do hrt to be cute, just follow one of those /femgen/ infosheet memes but disregard the exercise part
cute boys > females
i stand by this on and occasion
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>>37932195
Theres nothing wrong with being effeminate, some women really like that. Just look at all the k drama fans.
White to move.
Here I can either take the d7 bishop, or give check on d5 and take the c5 bishop. What am I supposed to be thinking about to choose between these two options?
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>>37932136
The best move on this board is H4 to H5.
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Most of the time you should look to deny your opponent the colour of bishop you are likely to be attacking with.
I'd take the light squared one then look to open the A2-G8 diagonal by pushing the C5 pawn.
Then again, if you can outright win a piece it doesn't really matter.
Strong players almost insta-win after receiving that kind of an advantage.
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>>37932136
if you take the d7 bishop, your queen can be trapped after Bd6.
>driving home from dropping friend off at the airport
>going 65MPH in a 60
>faggots in front of me going 60
>start following somewhat closely, not in their trunk but preparing to casually pass them
>they start going slower
>55
>50
>now 45 in a 60, 20 MPH slower than normal speed
>its one faggot in the front of this line of 4 cars
>refuses to speed up
>complacent cucks in front of me refuse to pass, instead following at such a distance where I can't pass them all
>I'm on this road for another 20 miles
fucking kill me, but kill these slowfags first
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Where do you live? I live in Hampton Roads, VA and people do this shit all the time
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>>37932116
>going 65MPH in a 60
Stop breaking the law.
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>>37932372
stop being a speedlimitfag
>>37932270
I live in bumfucknowhere North Central Florida, and people still do this on country roads.
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Women claim everyone is equal yet they only want to have sex with men they perceive as having good genetics. It's strange.
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>>37932023
>what is cognitive dissonance
You really don't understand women, do you anon? Must be the autism.
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>>37932023
You'll understand when you drop your /pol/ beliefs
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>>37932023
By your logic if you wouldn't fuck a literal landwhale then you don't believe in equality back to Pol plz
>woke up at 4 pm again
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Cuck yourself.
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>>37931993
But its only 12pm anon
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>>37932081
That's because I'm a eurofag.
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What are some small ways your isolation from the outside world has affected you?
I just realized at 22 why people call England the land of the setting sun and Japan the land of the rising sun. I had no idea that the sun rose in the east and set in the west.
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I realized that everything Watts and some of what McKenna said was completely right.
Feels good.
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when are you going to realize that jews are awful?
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I just have no connection to modern music or movie trends. I have never seen a capeshit movie and I don't intend to yet that's all anyone talks about movie-wise these days
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>Meet girl from work
>Hang out with her, she lives literally next door
>Eventually we fuck
>She told me she had a boyfriend but would end the relationship due to long distance so idgaf
>She doesn't want a relationship but she doesn't stop my advances so we keep having sex
>Tells me that she isn't over her ex she needs more time and she met me at a weird point of her life thus we can't be together
>Tells me that i need to find another girl
>She also tells me that she met a guy and they will go out
>I tell her that it's some bullshit that i was with her for 6 months with her telling me she isn't ready for a relationship just to go out with some random guy
>Eventually she grows more distant, stops calling me over, and now she doesn't even talk to me.
I normally wouldn't care but the fact that we had sex doesn't let me mind comprehend that i've been friendzoned. And also she lives next door so i dread for the day she'll bring another guy over and i'll listen to her have sex.
What can i do, i'm constantly angry about this shit. Can you be friendzoned even if you had sex? I haven't talked to her for days, in fact even our schedules didn't match this week. I don't wanna talk to her because im too proud for it, but just the thought i'll see her with another guy or even worse listen to them fucking fills me with unimaginable rage. I went 10kg up my deadlift yesterday fueled by sheer rage.
I saw her at work today and she didn't even say hi. I don't want to care about this girl but she lives next door and i know that one day she will fuck someone like she was fucking me all screaming and shit and i swear to god i'll kick her door down and go war machine on their asses
How do you do it? How can i just fuck women without getting emotionally attached to them?
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sounds like u got played nigga
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>>37931954
>>Continue to have sex with girl that doesn't want relationship.
>>get angry when she finds someone more entertaining and fun than you(plus to have sex with)
Retard you were just fuckbuddies. It's like your being a super autistic friendswithbenefits zoned.
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>>37931954
Word of advice senpai. If she had sex with you while in a relationship with someone else, don't try to have a relationship with her. It's a huge and obvious red flag.
You are provided power, internet, satellite TV, warm water and free food/drink delivery service. Catch is you have to live here, in the middle of nowhere, hundreds of miles from another human.
Would you?
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>>37931927
>implying most robots don't live like this already.
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>>37931927
sounds like my life. No I wouldn't do it, i want to live in a very dense city with buildings and people everywhere. I hate nature
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>tfw get paranoid and think delivery guy is going to kill you
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Should I pay $5000 to have my brown eyes surgically changed to blue by lasers?
I would have to travel to LA as well
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>>37931797
Only if you're trying to change your appearance in order to escape people who are hunting you.
Other than that, it would be fucking pointless you tardo.
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>>37931839
I would do it since my parents and my grandpa have blue and green eyes.
But I got my grandmother's brown eyes.
I deserve blue eyes.
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>>37931797
you are unoriginally retarded
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>TFW IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOOOOOWWWNNN
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>>37931769
>poor self esteem
>avoidant personality disorder
>oedipal rendezvous with the jailbait clone of his mother
>like 2 superficial friends maybe ever
>bullied/seduced by angry German qt but bitches out
>prison gay, starved for attention, for Kaworu
Shinji Ikari would definitely post on /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyIpijrLlcM
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>>37931769
SEE THEM TUMBLING DOWN
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Literally, my life (8) (8)
Also that movie is a masterpiece, just saying
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How can you even get a normal gf today, when almost everyone is a slut? I know hook-up culture has been around for a long time, but it was different back then. You, as a girl still had to dress up, do your make-up, go to a bar, buy a drink/manage someone to buy you a drink, pick a guy, smalltalk to make sure he isn't a serial killer and if everything went right, bring him home. Today? Just download an app, swipe right and suck an older guy out of your league. It's the equivalent of standing on a crowded street for 10 minutes, picking a guy and asking him to fuck without knowing anything about him. Would that be considered socially acceptable? How is that different from Tinder?
How do you even get a gf when everybody is using this app these days? How do you make sure after 25 that your potential wife isn't a coalburner who slept with 4 guys a week for years straight?
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when was the last time u got laid op?
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>>37931671
like 5 years ago with a girl who had crush on me
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salt
get yo bars up nigga even I have a fwb from tinder