Here is a fun little thought that keeps me amused, at least for a little while.
For those of you that have experienced the loss of a loved one, probably a relative or a friend. What if I say, with some futuristic technology perhaps, I can clone them for you? Let me be more specific. I could make a new copy. Would look exactly the same, act exactly the same, have all the memories, a new healthy perfect copy in every aspect. Continuing just where you left off.
But! And here's the catch, it won't be the same consciousness. Soul, if you will. It will have a new one. So the original person remains in non-existence and there is nothing that can be done to bring them back.
Would you like a "new" copy created then?
I'd choose family and not tell anybody. They wouldn't know, they would just be happy.
Can you make a clone of me so my mom wouldn't be sad when I'm gone?
>>35567127
She'd be sad you aren't gone desu
>mother just asked me if i had aspergers
That's one step up from autism, which I assume you have. Your power level is higher!
>>35566399
Tell her that you're not sure and if she wants to be a concerned parent, she should have had you tested years ago.
>>35566429
Havent been diagnosed with anything yet
>the most beautiful and erotic part of a woman's body is also the part where farts and poop come from
I'm so torn.
what do you mean i don't see a downside here?
>>35566348
mind is blown away?
>you will never have an assslave irl
what's the deal with being able to easily get a willing assslave online but in real life it's nearly impossible?
>be pathetic, lonely virgin
>been attracted to my friend (a girl) for years but never told her how I feel
>last Saturday we we're at a college party together like a couple of normies, both drunk
>she's flirting with chad, groping his dick through his jeans while he feels up her tits
>that's fucking it
>intervene and admit I love her
>they both start laughing
>somehow find it in me to grope her tits like chad was doing
>she slaps me and tells chad to "get him out of here"
>chad throws me off and I run away before he could kick my ass
>later that night she finds me sitting in my car all alone
>tells me she's sorry and she wants to make it up to me
>says she likes me too but refuses to have sex with a virgin
>tells me dead ass that I have to lose my virginity with this fat chick at the party in order to score with her
>can't believe what I'm hearing but I'm pretty drunk and desperate so fuck it
>suddenly doubting my choice when I see how fat she really is
>I'm talking 400+lbs of pure lard
>she grabs my arm and starts pulling me to the bedroom, the whole time my friend is following me
>she said she has to watch to know we really did it
>a few chads notice her and follow us as well
>obviously drunk lard girl whispers in my ear that she's still a virgin too
>freak the fuck out just as we were about to enter the bedroom
>can't drive home drunk so I sit outside and wait for an uber driver for 20 minutes
>the whole time the chads were laughing at me and filming me on their phones
>friend is trying to defend me but is obviously trying to cover up her laughter
>get home later that night and cry like a bitch
Is this normal?? Will some girls actually not have sex with a guy if he's a virgin? She hasn't been answering her texts for the entire week.
>>35566319
>says she likes me too but refuses to have sex with a virgin
The moment you believed that, you're screwed man. I think you know the answer here. Be strong. At least you got some pussy
>>35566319
come on man, that was obviously a set up, she detests you deep inside and wanted to control you into doing this, what do you believe why all the idiots were watching
incredible how men can fall under the spell of these stacies >tfw when immune for years
>>35566319
This reminds me of the old tale of Dion and the Dildo.
I helped a girl from school by unstucking a pack of chips from the vending machine.
She thanked me and shaked hands.
D-does it counts as holding hands ?
Yes and you should be dancing and smiling like happy little boy
>>35566303
No fucking stop you idiot. You'll only get your feelings hurt and obsessive with this girl for the next three years wondering what you did wrong.
>>35566373
I didn't say I fell for her. She wasn't really my type , I just feel happy for having my first interaction with a girl in a long time.
>tfw your country is so underdeveloped that people think you're a girl for using a girl anime avatar on the internet
>actually interacting with your own countrymen instead of using the anglointernet exclusively
what country?
I'm a girl btw
>>35566295
when I saw the pic I was going to call u a girl but now I see that u are a fag
>that kid who got pushed in to a curb and caved his fucking knee in
that was a fun day
>>35566277
>That kid that fell face first into concrete while giving a piggy back ride and chipped a few of his front teethI'm so sorry, Andrew
>>35566363
>that kid who got pushed during a moshpit into a wall, broke his front teeth and sued the shit out of the local bully who didnt do anything
>That girl that was a complete bitch, so she got bullied every single day, finally switched schools, got bullied by everyone in their, sued the shit out of the school and got most of her class expelled.
>that kid who was the only one who failed primary school
>that kid who stabbed me in the eye for having a better score on my english test
>that kid who threw a haymaker at some chick
>that inbred kid who literally came in his gym clothes under his school uniform so he wouldn't have to undress infront of our class during gym class
>that kid who cried and said he was forced to suck dick, but was actually doing it for a quick laugh
>that slow kid who was taken advantage by everyone because he had good money on him
>that kid who cried all day and threw a shitfit because he got an 8/10 on his test
>that kid played my azysundays.com during a presentation
>that girl who pushed into something sharp and sliced her left ear in half
>that kid who ran into and got stabbed in the shoulder by a fucking DOOR HANDLE
>that only half-african girl
>that group who taught joke humping each other was funny
>that small boxer kid who acted all gay, but kicked the shit out of someone when they implied he's gay
>that kid who'se brother got featured on "Cops"
>that fucking kid who corrupted 3 of his friend by showing them /b/
>>35566528
What ghetto ass school did you go to
>finally got a job offer from company A
>one month left before the start date
>about to accept
>received a call from company B
>quick interview
>also got the job from company B
>immediately accepted company B's offer >started 2 days after
>wrote email to company A rejecting their offer >told them my priorities doesn't match theirs
>worked for company B
>realized company A was my calling
>quit my job after 10 days
>wants company A to take me back
>wrote an email that I changed my mind
>went to their office to talk
>asked me again why I rejected and changed my mind
>inderectly and involuntary told them they were just a backup plan
>dafuq. I'm screwed
>told me they're gonna update me within the day
>wanted to be hit by the bus on my way home
I know they aren't gonna update me and this shit is already done. Lost two jobs. Fuck this spontaneous decision making of mine.
>>35566251
>>quit my job after 10 days
this is where you fugged up
never drop a good thing you currently have, for a possible good thing you may later get. keep the good shit you have now secured, and then (while stilling have the good shit) search for more better good shit.
>>35566251
Yeah dude that was pretty bad. Anyway, live and learn. I hardly Care about other people's problems unless their my own. But that's just humans in general. Try to be the better one and Care about others.
Also time for company c
wagies are so retarded lmao
>this new captcha
Why can't we go back to the letters?
>>35566232
Because then the internet will be full of actual robots instead of us.
>>35566232
>he doesn't have a 4chan Pass
>he calls himself a robot
>not using legacy captcha
normalfag
>be 15
>write some over the top pornfic about an older girl from my highschool that's a couple of classes above mine
>upload it to to some website for pornfics because I dont want to store it on my pc (was afraid my brother would see it under recent documents or something)
>story has her real full name in it
>dont bother to edit out the name
>fast forward
>22 now
>get some email from the website saying that someone filed a privacy complaint against the story
>website rules in favor of me, says no privacy is breached and keeps the story online
>the girl probably found the story on google while searching her name and now wants it taken down
>dont even remember the password of my account so I couldnt delete it even if I wanted to
so what is it that you want to talk about
>>35566279
nothing really, I just found it funny how I managed to ruin someones life with some retarded pornfic I wrote ages ago.
>>35566228
Link the pornfic pls
Take a picture of what's right outside
>>35566221
>trying to track me via EXIF metadata
yeah, ok
>>35566770
4chan removes exif my dude
>>35566973
Where are you going to, plane-anon?
Just captured a tiny gecko in a water bottle.
dubs decide what to do
>>35566188
Dude let it out you wouldn't like to be inside of something like that.
Torturing animals is the first sign of a serial killer or child molester.
Drown it matey.
Let it go you faggot
List all the things that make you miserable right now.
>>35566155
Your threads.
>>35566155
>No succubus
>>35566155
I live in a rural area but my car can't take me anywhere past 10 miles
Why are black people so loud?
They're always screaming and playing their music through speakers in public.
>>35566139
That's racist, anon. No racism.
>>35566166
Shut the fuck up you pussy little faggot. Stating facts isn't racist.
i swear to god man, for every like 10 people i see playing music out of their phone speakers, 9 are black
what does r9k think about acid attacks?
>>35566064
I had one once. Apparently I freaked out stripped naked ran around the house and pissed my bed.
I felt really uneasy and couldn't relax. It was a really long unpleasent experience. Don't overdo it on acid m8s
I hate mudslimes and I hate roasties, my hate cancels out all feelings on acid attacks and I feel neutral about them.
>>35566064
Justified if women are targeted