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Hey lads never felt more alone in my life ive got no one even my family lives in a different country, i dont know what i expect form you guys but i need someone i feel awful
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you're a gay boy
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>>35757307
Watch up Anon?
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Hey :) tell me about you.
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why do normies think just because your ugly and awkward they can call you pedophile rapist school shooter or kidnapper and get away with it?
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>>35757260
But you're not even ugly, desu. just need a shave and a new haircut.
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>>35757260
The same way we make assumptions about literally everyone here
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>>35757260
damn alexander you look a lot more manly and handsome now?
any new vids up?
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>the hornyness is being overtaken by the loneliness
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At least the sexual urges can be taken care of with masturbation.
There's no way to relieve the need for love and intimacy,
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>>35757277
nice dubs but this isn't strictly true. why don't any of you dweebs ever meditate? or even look into it at least
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>>35757277
>There's no way to relieve the need for love and intimacy,
Watch Non Non Biyori.
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ITT: shit about you nobody would believe
>there's two people in my family who are seriel killers
>they don't know about each other
>one is my cousins cousin who has killed 10 people
>the other one is my dad
>I know of at least 4 of his victims
>my dad is also an advocate and a body-building chad
>I've seen the dark triad up close
>my dad has threatened to kill me and shoot me
>he's told me vividly how he killed those victims, including and up to dumping the bodies
>when I was in 2nd grade he got hijacked and had his beemer took and got shot 3 times
>in coma
>healed, found the hijackers and killed them
>took me for a ride to the beach and showed me blood stains on his jacket in the backseat
>told me about the murders he committed that morning
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>>35757230
>I once ate an entire tube of glue
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>>35757230
>I've never gotten laid and I'm 5'8"
The world feels upside down
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>>35757301
I only get laid when I'm 5'8"
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>randumb guy joins my discord
>ask who they are
>starts to avoid my question
>acting autistic around me
>ban him
talk about some of the autism that gets thrown at you
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>>35757220
you're not the real remilia
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didn't you make this thread yesterday?
original, unlike OP
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>>35757253
>didn't you make this thread yesterday?
no
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It is an absolutely irrefutable fact that fembots are only here because Chad doesn't want them.
It's also an absolutely irrefutable fact that fembots come here to take out their anger on low-value males because they can never blame Chad for anything.
My question is, why do they get away with it? Why is it socially acceptable for a bunch of slutty female losers to come here and pick on robots just because Chad doesn't want them or he just uses them for repeated pump and dumps?
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>>35757196
There are no girls on r9k.
It's completely just LARPing NEETs or other male browsers tricking you all.
It's very easy to RP as a girl. I've done it myself and have fooled many people.
Stay woke.
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>>35757196
Because this board is now filled with normie white-knights and beta losers that aren't redpilled enough to understand that they have no chance to ever fuck these disgusting sluts.
Enjoy the decline of /r9k/
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>>35757232
This. Maybe 1-2 stumble across this board and just observe and leave. The only females on this website are cam whores using it to inflate their already overblown ego's.
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>be me
>sitting in Oval Office, jerking to wall
>hear something scratching in wall
>rip off sleeves, punch hole in wall
>reach inside, grab for whatever it is
>feel black man hair
>ohshit
>pull hair, out comes Obama
>Obama's head falls off
>demon head grows in its place
>Ivanka comes in, "time for your suck suck"
>she sees demon Obama, screams
>6 extra arms begin protruding from black man body
>try to attack, but he's too strong
>throws me against my desk
>Obamas body is changing, becoming blacker
>Ivanka asks what is going on
>Obama grows fangs
>"Barack you didn't"
>he shoots webs over my face
>"Oh, but I Barackdid"
>mfw Obama bugged my office
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>>35757172
Obama's hair isn't long enough to pull. I call bullshit.
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HAHAH LOLOL nice poost senpai bbet you pondered long and hard on the ant o ne nice post treaallly goos ahahhahahha lollololoolo
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le lenny face xd
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Is nofap just a scheme created by SJWs and kikes to emasculate the male population?
Why would any man deny himself the pleasure of a daily fap?
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>>35756949
NoFap is only good for people who masturbate an inordinate amount of times every day, like 2-4+ times a day. It's not very healthy, because you're definitely draining test if you keep it up and your permanent testosterone stash will diminish as you age.
Masturbating 1-2 over the course of 3-4 days is much more healthy.
NoPorn is not a meme. Porn damages your brain.
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>>35756949
Trying to discard an idea by calling out the sjw boogeymen is so fucking pathetic it hurts. Nofap works, deal with it.
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> implying that being a literal cuckold watching strangers fuck is any less emasculating
Go to back to /pol/ with your SJW, kike shit.
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Dear Krystal Boyd,
I love your bikini,
so, we could have sex
together if you want?
Also you can make
your vagina growl &
I could make my penis
growl when I spurt semen
while we are having sex.
Love, Nickolas Lindsey
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she looks thousand times better than those oppai piggus
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>>35756922
that's not angelica wtf
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>>35756922
Who is pic related though? That's surely not Krystal Boyd aka Anjelica?
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>Anon can I use your computer to search for something?
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>there's nothing illicit on my computer
>still afraid to let them use it
Parents discovering porn multiple times in the past has scarred me forever.
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Sure.
*Logs into designated account*
This isn't hard.
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>>35756896
>Parents discovering porn
any greentexts of what happened?
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>Be of normal weight
>Talk to overweight girl because I'm not Chad
>Tell her to lose weight
>No.jpeg
> "You don't have a six-pack, so I have no motivation"
>Mfw /r9k/ was right and even 5/10 want Chad or don't bother .
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>>35756855
/r9k/ is always right, just like /pol/. Original.
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>>35756855
>>35756872
...and mgtow is right too.
even a hamplanet can get a thin dude.
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>"your motivation should be to not die of a heart attack during your 40's bitch"
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>tfw just bought some a-pvp
Is it really as bad as they say it is?
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>>35756848
>paying for an MMO
pleb
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>>35757208
Lol this but.. what's apvp?
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>>35756848
>RC
dude stop. illegal stuff is safer and more fun
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Stop treating her like a damn sex object you creeps!
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Dogs and cats are animals . They are not humans . No human should hang out with dumb animals
Normies of course rationalize . You are just a punk who needs affection so you get little cat or some hamster
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>>35756822
>takes pic half naked
>"n-no pervy comments please"
Needs to be taken to a helicopter ride.
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S I L L Y B O Y S
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Hate life. Fear death.
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>>35756815
DISMISS THIS LIFE WORSHIP DEATH
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Why would you fear death?
>Eternal rest
>Chance of going into afterlife
>People will care about you for a while
Anon you better kill yourself in an artistic way.
You get to rest and your legacy shall be rememberd by all!
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>>35757006
Therr isn't a religion that gives a good afterlife to someone who commits suicide.
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>waking up from a vivid dream where you have a girlfriend
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>>35756752
>waking up from a vivid dream where you fucked that girlfriend
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>>35756752
>mfw got my first kiss in a dream
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An hero. I almost do every time