I want my ex back but I fucked things up pretty bad between us and we both were in a bad place when we were together and I doubt she wants me back.
What do I do?
Stalk her everyday, keep convincing yourself that you still have a chance with her even though you absolutely don't. try to find a good spot to creep on her through her window during night time. become absolutely obsessed with her , so that by the time she actually gets a new boyfriend and you get to see them fuck through your creeping spot. the pain would be so unsuffrable that you would finally gather up the courage to an hero. thus doing yourself, and the world, a major solid.
You get over it. You're tripping balls on hormones and brain chemicals right now and you don't even realise it.
Even if you do want her back, the best option is to act aloof like you don't need her, desperation is a huge turn off.
Official robot fetishes list
>NTR (other than self inserting as the dom)
If you don't have at least one of these you probably need to leave.
>B-BUT WHERE ARE FEET?
Feet are literally the most common fetish (Google it) and thus one of the most normie. Claiming it makes you weird or degenerate is the same as a woman saying a daddy or BDSM fetish makes her "so kinky and not like the other girls".
>tfw half potato nigger
am I even white?
I'm afraid not, mate. Now pls get off my board.
it feels like the average 4chan's posters IQ has raised significantly during the last few days.
did anyone else notice?
im not implying anyone here was dumb before, but that i noticed people on /pol/, /tv/, and here using more complex language and larger vocabularies.
not in the past few days, there are many smart users that come here to be dumb and let loose
Is it gay if you have sex with your gay friend while he's dressed up like a girl? He makes a pretty cute girl.
Yes, it's like a trap. Just because they look like a woman doesn't mean they are one. The only way it couldn't be gay is if you had no idea they were a guy to begin with, and it would be really easy to find out once you notice the girl you were about to fuck has a dick.
Whatsup fellow virgin robots, today I paid a girl off craigslist a 100 dollars to take a snapchat pic with me in bed, where it looked like we were just chilling together (half naked, suggesting we had sex), the pic came out very natural. A couple girls from my university actually messaged me asking who it was, this confirms my theory that you become interesting to girls when they think you are attractive to other girls.
My question is: could you guys think of any other scenario I could take a picture of that will make it look like I am attractive to other girls? I want to expand my scheme.
>Chad looks at her and thinks "Damn I will bang that ass until she screams"
>You look at her and think "Damn she's cute, I want to cuddle with her on a sofa"
Femanons, what's the worst thing Stacy and her friends did to you in school?
Forced me to eat their bfs poop off a plate in exchange for a date to junior prom. They videoed it and showd everyone, even coach chad laughed at me. I dropped out the next week and have never entered a school again
Meals that you can pack for lunch at work that do not require reheating.
"Champ, it's time you got a job. Why the gloomy face? You just need to cowboy up, head on in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you're the right man for the job."
"We've been through this before, Champ. That Chinese cartoon eWorld meetup group doesn't count."
"Champ, you could either sit there and keep blaming others for your problems or cowboy up and grab the world by the horns. And all it takes is showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you're the right man for the job. Simple as that, Champ?"
Think about it, Anon. You've missed on so many things in life and you're going to miss even more.
>Having a large social circle
>Going on a vacation with someone other then your parents
A serous question. Whats the one thing that keeps you from ending it all.
How do i stop caring about people and being sentimental and thoughtful? I have tryed to be nice and and all that shit to females but all it gave me was a girlfriend who cheated on me for 9 months in 11th grade. Do women like being treated like trash? Or am i just doing things wrong? I honestly dont understand.
Picture not as related as you think.
You got two choices pal you can date human toxic waste that is the average lazy woman, or be single till your dick atrophies from disuse.
There is no middle ground, desirable responsible women are a myth.
Choose your fate.
Oddly enough, being nice or sentimental or not has very little impact on your options.
Yeah. I was focusing on my gpa more than her. And she grew up in a single mother house hold so i guess it was her fathers fault as much as my own. >>38387487
But from what basis are you geting this info? How do you know?
>Oh, hey anon. Tell your brother Chad that mommy's ready for him!
What's the appeal of romantic movies to women?
All the male characters are sentimental betas who would get rejected in a heartbeat irl.
ITT: minor greivences
>Captcha says click all panels with "car"
>Entire picture is a car
>Click them all
>"You seem to have mistyped the captcha"