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>Get bf
>He's too lazy to do lewd things with me anymore
Reeeee, he faps when I'm not around now he won't even let me give him a blowjob
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That's whats up, thanks for keeping us posted.
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Are you gay? If so fuck off back to /lgbt/
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>>38682198
He prolly realized he's not gay
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>text mom and ask her if she wants to eat pizza and cake since it's my 25th birthday
>says she might stop by later if she has time
Pretty excited to spend my 25th with my mom
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Wew very sad my guy
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>>38682151
cute i hope she does
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this is a cute post I like it anon
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I'm abusing xanax to sleep 24/7. When I run out, I hang myself. There is no reason to be awake. Suffering is eternal.
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What if I be ur fren will that make you not an hero
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>>38682092
go away stinky frogposting scum
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>>38682318
wow that was very rude please don't be rude again it wasn't nice
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Who here worthless loser? Tell me your stories so I feel less like bad about myself.
Jobless virgin neet 24yo here. Almost never leave my house anymore. Lost a friend for trying to red pill him maybe a little bit too pushy. Neglect all my friends just sit at home lone. Never had a life and always kind of sick for some reason but undiagnosed/undetected.
How bout u?
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>>38681982
>for trying to red pill him
I have no sympathy for this autism
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>>38681999
I mean the real/original red pill not /r9k/ red pill.
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>>38681999
>no sympathy for this autism
Why are you here?
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> name is isaac
> means laughter
> never make anyone laugh
Who /wrongname/ here?
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Isaac go back to work, bro. Carol is looking for you.
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>named rasmus
>scandinavian form of the greek name erasmus that means beloved
>no one loves me
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>>38681937
>Name is Maximilian
>Never do anything to the max
>Always half-ass things and get by with the least amount of effort necessary
Encounter with a tranny
>be me
>a few days ago
>brother and I go to dinner cuz parents are out
>we go to local a Chinese noodle buffet
>go up to get our food
>hear an odd voice near me
>sounds like a masculine voice trying to sound feminine
>see this thing from the back and looks like a regular teenage girl
>purple tank top, long hair, short shorts, super pale skin
>knew by the voice it was a tranny
>then it turns around and I see his face
>holy shit, his face
>very masculine face not even trying to be feminine
>couldn't tell if he had freckles or acne
>faintest of mustaches on his lip but visible nonetheless
>and to top it off, this dude's eyes didn't even share the same zip code (pic related)
>trying hard not to be visibly disgusted at his appearance
>brother and I get our food and sit down at our table
>that face will haunt me for a long time
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Friend of mine has a tranny workmate
>clearly masculine face
>beard shadow under concealer
>long hair thinning out in male pattern baldness
>by cruel turn of events feminine hips
>face expressing constant longing for death
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Tranny meme is the worst meme. Also given birth by the weebs of 4chan.
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>be transgirl twinkle genderkin
>be at a restaurant with my SJW crew
>forgot to wax and apply makeup makeup this morning cuz gay sex
>look up from table to spot male I can pass my STDs to
>ugly beta neckbeard eyeballing my lady lumps
>gives disgusted expression clearly out of jealousy
>write on my blog about it
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is this guy a virgin?
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>>38681914
An overgrown anencephalic baby, most definitely.
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>>38681914
He is the poster boy of medical, non-meme ASD
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When reviewbrah is not making videos he is drowning in pussy
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You guys would have a lot mroe success if you actually went out there instead of hiding all your lives.
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Who is this cutie ? Does she enjoy having her butthole licked?
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>>38681867
I'm thinking about pushing myself out of the nest like hop on a bus with no money
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thanks mom for the last 21 years
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Dog owners are the most annoying cunts in the world
>Sitting in a park enjoying the temperate weather
>Dog owner turns up and awkwardly stands around near me while his dog shits
Just FUCK OFF
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>walks away without picking up the shit
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>>38681745
I hate the ones that have to take thier fucking dog EVERYwhere.
Fuck off this is a restaurant not a dog park
>he'll get lonely
Fuck off all dogs are like that, you'd be a terriable mother who would ruin thier kids.
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I was at the local wine bar a little while ago. Some yuppies had thier dog in there. I needed to get to the restroom, the dog was blocking the aisle.
>excuse me please.
They start to spend five minutes calling their dog trying to get him to move, dogs just ignoring them.
Just shove my way by. They would have just stayed like that forever, what am I soppsed to do, just sit there waiting forever. Dog owners talking to their dog are completely oblivious to the passage of time
>come here
>come here cutie
>come on
City dog owners are the worst. It wasn't like this 20 years ago, but now everyone treats thier dogs like thier special needs child,
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>hating on dogs
Non-whites pls go
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I truly hate John McCain.
Ever since he lost against Obama, I've had a sour feeling towards him., I always suspected he never intended on winning and now I'm sure. He is a traitorous, lying, swindling fuck.
Cancer can't take him fast enough. I don't want him to die, though. I want it to take him, piece by piece. I want him to know every day he has left that he will never be able to function as he is at that moment ever again. I want his life to slip away every minute and for him to be aware of his slow, inevitable decline. I want him to see the pity ion his family's eyes as he loses more and more ability to take care of himself. I want him to decline to the point where they can't stand to be around him anymore. I want him to end up in some shitty VA nursing home where a bitter, angry nurse has to wipe him clean every day and puts her cigarettes out in his skin and he can't do anything but scream in his own mind.
Then, when he finally days after months of agonizing pain, I want his eyes to close for the last time. Then, when they open to the sight of Hell, I want the first thing he sees to be the bamboo bars of his youth and the sinister, smiling faces of his Vietcong captors. I want him to relive those days for all eternity until the Lake of Fire opens up and scorches his rotten, faithless soul from existence.
I hope John McCain spends eternity mauled by the mouth of Satan, where all traitors go.
Fuck you, Maverick.
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I'm not American, can you give me a quick run down on him?
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>>38681682
Basically despite being a "conservative" he voted to keep Obamacare.
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>>38681713
Why is keeping Obama care bad? Treat me like a retard.
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>tfw no gf
>women don't care about you
>tfw gf
>suddenly girls want your dick
pls explain
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this for real what is it?
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>you act differently once you get a girlfriend
>you're no longer all over women in desperate attempts to get them and that erks them
Those reasons are bullshit
They want to steal you and feel superior to whoever they stole you from, they don't like you and you're just an object to acquire so they can feel better about their power
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>>38681516
This unironically happened to me. Women are extremely emotional and subconscious creatures. Their brains can pick up when a dude is taken, and thus they feel the need to step in and steal you from another girl.
Plus, when you already have a gf, you act less needy towards other women, and women want what they can't have.
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What are some things that girls do?
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talk about how you probably have a small dick and will die alone
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>>38681429
Talk to other girls about their fee fees.
I'm not being sarcastic btw
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>>38681429
>What are some things that girls do?
Taking the knot
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Things normies do/say that deeply bother you 2017-07-28 11:56:04 Post No.38681319
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Things normies do/say that deeply bother you
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>talk about how much they need their coffee before or during pouring their cup
>happily and repeatedly remarking that tomorrow is the weekend
>calls their pets their kids, or "furbabies"
>Yeah I'm a hardcore gamer, I play lots of (current shooter) on (current console)
>stops working every thirty or so minutes to chat it up with another normalshit
Bonus, because I live in the country
>calls a rooster, a "roo"
>owns horses, and builds their entire identity around it (especially if female)
>hires teenagers to clean up and maintain their property, instead of doing it themselves
>gets mad at me because they think I shoot too much
I shit you not, the normgroid who bitched about me shooting called me for help last December when they couldn't get their little prius up their driveway. I told them to fuck off.
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>>38681319
What type of fucked up country do you live in where they call their pets fucking furbabies?
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Oh, I forgot.
>bitches and whines that my chickens are too loud
You stupid cunt. We're fifty miles from town, and your house is like 600 ft from mine. I'm not going to get rid of my rooster just so you don't have to hear him.
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>owns horses, and builds their entire identity around it
I don't see how this is any different than people who obsess over vidya or anime.
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Asian girls don't like white bois anymore 2017-07-28 11:55:18 Post No.38681312
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Asian girls don't like white bois anymore
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Deal with it, cumskins
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>w-whites are the m-most attractive
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>>38681312
>gook i've never heard of
>niggers in damage control
shitskin
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>>38681312
>trying to start another cuckpost war/cuckthread
please stop
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Why are you still masturbating to Overwatch porn?
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ana is pure, please refrain from doing that please
also default ana with golden weapon is the best skin
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>>38681323
But a baby came out of her pussy and a penis went in it.
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>>38681449
I kind of want to get her pregnant