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>guy starts laughing at me during renaissance
>am autistic
>then I ask them "You're laughing at me?"
>guy laughs "Yes I am"
>I reply "Dude why you laughing at me? Its like laughing at a bad joke. It's not funny, so why you laughing?"
>they laugh even harder
>"Now you're laughing at me even harder. That's like laughing at the same joke. "
>walk away

Did I do okay?
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>>35135720
Why was someone laughing at you during the renaissance? God please don't tell me you dressed up and then did something retarded.
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>>35135720
In your head self deprecation seems like a good defense system but in the real world it never is, especially to normalfags.
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>>35135720
>during renaissance
Huh?

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We've had a skype group since august 2015. Since then our numbers have dwindled from eight to four. we need more people. Post your skype id if you're lonely and not a normie.
no """fembots""" allowed.
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>>35135711
After two years you've had only eight people? Sad!
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>>35135729
we're an exclusive group with stringent vetting policies.

btw /x/ if you're reading this we love you and we have you and your gypsy slaves forever in our hearts
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Whose group is this? Names?

I was in one in august 2014

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If you were a /bigboy/ all your issues would be solved

height/frame are the most important aspect for males:prove me wrong

t. 6'5 barely average face but fuck different women every other day
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>>35135544

As a male who is 5'5 and a 22 y/o KHV, I get the feeling your right. When im not getting laughed at to my face by females I'm getting belittled by everyone else and generally not taken seriously no matter how serious or driven I am. Nothing else seems to matter.


I would have ended my life a long time ago but as a freelance 3d artist I can at least find some solace that I can pay a qt Malaysian hooker to lose my V card before I blow my brains out.
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>>35135635
just go for really tiny girls
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Why do you have to remind me that I'm a skinnyfat manlet

Fuck you op

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If he was alive today would he be an SJW?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1Z2BkZaOQc
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No. He would be liberal but he felt like the social justice movement was already too embarrassing in the 90's.
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Yes he probably would.

But the SJWs would probably turn on him for being a FUCKING WHITE MALE.
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>>35135550
>he felt like the social justice movement was already too embarrassing in the 90's.

Source? He already thought that women were 'totally oppressed' (see video) because some people use the words bitch and cunt. When did he think SJ movement got embarrassing?

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I don't usually do these twice in a row but i decided to get drunk two nights in a row

you know the drill
>what are you drinking
>why are you dirnking it

Drunk on pic related becayse i was bored
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Shit's pretty good, been drinking this and listening to "suicide is painless." All day, someone recommend more depressing songs so I can wallow deeper into this pit.
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>>35135489
post the song anon!

Why are you drinking thoughg?
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>>35135514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

Felt like shit, noticed relatively pricey whiskey on my counter, drinking was inevitable.

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anyone else mute?

i just cant bring myself to say anything
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reply to my thread reeee
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I'm not mute but I wish I was desu

For example I don't think I could ever data anyone who wasn't deaf/mute
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what are you like, other than mute?

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"What? You're really a virgin, Anon? *giggles* I can help you out."

wat do?
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>>35135232
I would much rather see if I can pop those things on your face. It's a shame my pimples rarely get big enough for a good pop.
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>>35135232
What does the rest of her look/feel like?
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Her face is like seaweed.

Ok Lets play this game
Pics on my profile are actually me, so I cant say anything too crazy, but im too scared to actually meet with grill offline so I dont really care that much how this conversation goes,
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That's a fake profile, friendo. I get "heyy, whats up?" and variations of it all the time.
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Reply with "Did you just assume my gender?"
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>>35135195
Say back, "uuh, the sky??"

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hey r9k, what should I get for dinner? It's 11PM so my options are a bit limited but it looks something like this:

>Diner
>McDonald's
>Taco Bell
>Pizza joint
>Chinese food
>Go to grocery store
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>>35135176

Go to the diner, its probably the best out of those, alternatively pizza if you have not had that in a while.
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Go to the grocery store and get some vegetables you fat cunt
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Fast until breakfast.

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Why the fuck do niggers and spics even have pet dogs? Every other day I see a small dog on the street, every other day I see a dead one laying on the road. These fucks don't care at all
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I care about my dog. When I went to the deep part of Florida I saw a dead cat from a white trash trailer.
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>>35135132
you could say the same thing about their kids
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Are you willing to do something about it? Or you are just gonna complain to us? If you have a problem go solve it with them.

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Do you think this girl has a personality that is as good as she looks?
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>>35135124
Can't put my dick in her personality 2bh famalam
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>>35135124
I wish she would sit on my face while still wearing her clothes
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Who gives a shit, personality is learned.

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> Too lazy to get a job.
> Too lazy to work out.
> Too lazy to study.
> Too lazy to play video games.
So far so good.
> See a post on 4chan, where OP is being a gigantic cuck
> Come up with a sick roast
> Feel like typing it out would be too much effort.
My mother should have had an abortion.
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>>35135039
Weren't too lazy to post this shit thread
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Have you considered suicide OP?
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>>35135039
dont worry ive done the same
it took a lot of effort to make this post

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>she will never be mine
What's even the fucking point bros
life is too cruel
Also who is your streamer waifu?
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>>35134989
>Also who is your streamer waifu?

orig
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>>35134989
>she
He hasn't heard
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why don't you just hack my computer and find out

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Daily reminder that it is actually absurdly easy to get a girlfriend.
You can literally become Chad from doing the following:
>hit the gym, get sub 8% bodyfat and 1-2 years of noob gains
>make 100+ million dollars
>achieve large social circle from previous 2 things and be the most admired in the social circle
Boom, you made it. Anyone can go to the gym and work out. Even disabled people can use DNP and get low bf%.
It's easy to make money off normalfag retards. Start a business that sells instagram meme t-shirts or something. Any stupid thing can make money, which you will then invest into making more money. Boom, riches.
If you aren't working towards these things, you have absolutely no right to complain.
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>>35134966
Slight difficulty in the $100m department.
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garbage thread

visible sage
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>sub 8% bodyfat
>make 100+ million dollars
>easy

i hope i fell for bait

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>it's been 3 days
>still no reply to my Craigslist ad
>mfw I'll never start a band
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What kind if band, anon.
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>>35135043
It's called trancecore. It's like a mix of electronic and screamo.
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>>35135106
Sounds fucking gay tbqhwyfam

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