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Uni feels thread? I'll start

>be me
>starting 2nd semester of 1st year at uni
>housemates are ok but don't really want to live with them again
>go to housing fair hosted by the uni
>loads of landlords set up at stalls, looking for tenants
>express interest in a couple of places
>"Sorry, we're looking for more than one person"
>look around and realise everyone's in groups of fours and fives
>it dawns on me that they've all made friendship groups that they can't wait to live with
>get sad and walk home by myself

I ended up living with one of the guys of my course but it's probably going to happen again this year seeing as I don't like this house
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I feel like my degree (economics) is useless at the undergraduate level. I don't want to go to grad school, I think it just piles on more debt. I have no idea what I'll do post graduation and I'll be in debt. It's too late to change my major.

Well, let's not turn this into a shit flinging contest over America and college debt, just give me advice on whether my degree is useless/ what to do.
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>>34471251
Just try and get a first and hope that's enough, that's all you can really worry about until you finish

And no I don't think it's useless, well not compared to most degrees anyway
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>>34471285
Well yeah I guess it has more value than an ethnic studies major, but it's not really skills that are valuable in the real world.

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>tfw hungry perpetually
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1. Go to the local asian mart
2. Buy a tub of miso (any kind, I prefer akamiso) - be sure to get the one that's already mixed with dashi
3. Use to make miso soup
4. Have a bowl of miso soup with every meal

You don't need the tofu and seaweed, sometimes I just have it plain. Miso is the most filling foodstuff in the world by calorie content. 30 calories per 1 cup (with no toppings).
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>>34471716
how does it taste? Never tried it

It sounds kind of bland
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>>34471914
It's delicious, the salty fishiness of the dashi blends perfectly with the nuttiness of the miso.

To each their own though.

Also I just read your name and realized I might've made that post for no reason and you're just trying to make a fetishy thread about vore

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What's the best type of pantsu?
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Cotton panties.
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>>34470914
W-who do those belong to
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>>34470914
are you the guy with the blowtorch and adult diapers and the checklist on the wall?

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An ugly, therefore creepy guy looked in my direction the other day, so I had to get the police involved because he probably would've raped me ;_;

Any other fembots know this feel?
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>>34470879
a real girl wouldn't have waited for him to look at her, nice catfish
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>>34470879
One time a guy was walking behind me. What the fuck was his problem? Why is this kind of sexual harrassment allowed again? and robots say they have it bad.
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>>34470879
You are no doubt butt ugly femanon, otherwise you would post your face.
Nice try tho

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I'm sick and in bed. Anyone wanna have a comfy chat thread?
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>>34470865
Sure. Hey anon , hope you get well soon!
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>>34470865
so what did you catch?
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>>34470912
Hi

>>34470918
I think my brother got me sick. I'm all clogged up, have a sore throat, etc.

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>those are the people that nowadays browse this board
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i dont even care anymore

>just end it
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>>34470856
>implying they actually browse r9k
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>>34470856
Everyone was new at some point. There will always be newfags.

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>wake up
>see yourself in the mirror
>you're sudenly Jane Levy

wat do?
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>>34470852
wash off my stupid cat whiskers
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kill myself by drug overdose

ofc it is not original
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Get really fucking drunk, take whatever drugs I can find and watch anime. In essence, a premier version of my current life.

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Why don't robots just collectively give up on girls, become traps and hook up with each other instead? Seems like such a nice resolution to the problem.
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>tfw no Tomoko gf(male)
steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420

please desu
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>>34470947
Oh, it's you.
Only if you're gonna be yandere for me
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>>34470947
>steam

this is why you dont have friends

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ITT: Embarrassing Stories

>be me
>be in 7th grade
>group assignment
>be teamed up with a bunch of normies
>me and 9/10 grill are going to a paper store to buy some supplies
>thisismychance.png
>while walking side-by-side, grill's hand acidentaly rubs against my dick, which today is 3.9' when erect
>mfw she starts laughing
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>>34470797
> girl likes me
> act cool and visit her house tho she is too hot for me and can't see how insecure I am.
> we kiss in her bed
> she takes shirt of
> get scared and dont know what to do.
> laugh nervously and grab her boob
> we stop kissing, cant look her in the eyes.
> she takes her shirt back on.
> soon go home and never talk to her again.
> 12 years ago, cringe to this day
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>asked my mum if I could have sex with my 15 y/o gf
>she said no
>I didn't

God boy for MUMMY
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> Be 13 yo me.
> skinny cute 10 yo boy in my neighborhood.
> "give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle anon"
> try to grab his dick
> omg anon! What are you doing?!
> but... you said
> throws Dr pepper at me
> YOU OWE ME A POP!
> weeks later at the ball park, see him sucking on a big pickle in the dugout like a champ!
> REEEEEE!!!

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The fucking BIDF mods on pol keep deleting Bogposts.

Bunch of Rothschild monkeys.
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HELP

I see Bogdanoff Death Squad from my window, they are purging the neighborhood again!
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How do they expect people to take to them seriously
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>one of the bogdanoffs visited me in a dream

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> sperg gf wanted to have sex 3 times today already and will probably want to do it again before we sleep.
> did it 3 times yesterday
> twice before that
> 3 times before that
> started taking antipsychotics not too long ago, so my libido is in the gutter
> hers made her libido jump

How the fuck do I deal with this now. I don't mind having sex but it just ends with me not being able to cum. Why is she so interested in sex when I have next to zero interest in it now.
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>>34470756
just work her with a dildo or something
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>>34470756
Because dreams are weird like that.
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Why not just say no when you don't feel like it? Why are men such shitty communicators? You sound like my first bf- unable to say what you want and on boner-killer meds you blame for everything. Just say when you aren't in the mood or throw her a bone with some oral/touching or shut the fuck up and have sex FAGGOT

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>Move out tha way, white boiii. Out with tha old, in with tha new.
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so was the mr.clean mascot legitimately an important part of your life or are you just looking at things to be offended at?
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>niggers
>clean
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>>34470792
chu tryna say white boi?

Why are all women whores nowadays?
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>>34470706
How much pussy you getting there myman
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>>34470748
Somewhere between none and zero.
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>>34470706
You're browsing backpage is why.

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>talking to girlfriend
>she tells me shes "totally a furry lol ;)"
>think shes joking
>have a bit of friendly banter
>tells me shes bigender
>ohfuckshewastellingthetruth.wav
>"is this a joke?"
>"no this is real :)"
>say something about fucking tumblr genders under my breath
>she gets offended
>doesnt want to talk
>still love her but i dont want to deal with fucking denizens of dumblr because they are never receptive to any information over than "heres a participation reward"
>mfw ive been dating a furry tumblrite for the better part of 3 months now

wat do?
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cheat on her obviously
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>>34470723
here is your participation reward.

okay but seriously i want to improve the situation, not run away from it. i want to leave something like that as a last resort.
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>>34470703
>Tfw no bigender furry bf/gf to yiff me in our murrsuits at anthrocon

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How to I arrange for a qt yoga pants college girl to come sit on my face (clothed) a few times a week?

How much do you think she'd want? How and where do I ask?
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>>34470689
>How and where do I ask?

Craigslist.
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>>34470689
This is why we have problem with nu males

>some guys are ready to sniff womens asshole
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>>34470752
What if I told you that I would lick, kiss and suck them?

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