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>>38633035
tell her to fuck off (but try beign more polite than this because she'll probably snitch on you)
tell your father
thats all you can do

Flirt back.
Take it as it is, nice free exercise for talking to a female while you do not give a shit if you are rejected.
Be cheesy and over the board, gauge her reactions to your BS. You will need that data sooner or later.

Impregnate her with your seed, you mongoloid faggot.

success means different things for different people

I don't want success exactly, but I do want enough money that I can live alone with my dogs without worrying about going hungry or losing shelter I am not asking for the world, but it still seems like my goal is so far away from me.

>>38633022
Gee, thanks, I didn't know that...

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>>38632954
Oh yes, it's called 'krispy krauts' I thiny you've heard of them

>>38633015
Reply to my comment i invested great effort in thinking of it

>>38633015
I thought you liked tendie krauts better, Obersturmbannfuhrer

>>38632921
do you speak english chum

>>38632921
>anime conventions
>nerdy conventions
>game conventions
That's probably how, but you still have to look good for them to give you a time of their day, there are some betas that look slightly above average that go there to get attention from average looking girls and gather their fangirl harems
If you're a normie you will stick out like a sore thumb and all the orbiters will try to badmouth you, if you're ugly / fat the girls will not date you because vanity

>>38632921
I've met a NEET girl I matched on Tinder.
Imagine sharing your life with a talking onahole that gets fatter and fatter as time goes on, all while sucking your wallet dry. That's what having a NEET gf is like.

>>38632889
I don't speak beaner, translate for us

No, your parents did for reproducing, you fucking wetback.

>>38632889
>beaner talking to nigger
Literally nobody cares. Saged

>>38632878
I suppress it until I hit my breaking point and it all comes spewing out of me.

>>38632878
stop being a mentally weak piece of garbage

Autistic screeching. It really helps. I was playing Day of Infamy yesterady and my team fucked up. Needless to say, I was mad. Instead of breaking my keyboard or monitor I simply started screeching as loud as I could.

>>38632862
I guess you don't like your great ancestors very much then huh? good goy

My dad seems to be a ephebophile but even he would be a little disappointed.

>>38632821
My mom already knows.

>>38632799
I always dream its dark/night and theres some monster after me

Because your dreams are your subconscious.

I always dream I'm back in elementary school and happy.

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>>38632761
actually yes, originally

My little sister used to do it all the time to annoy me.
But all I got was a raging fetish for farting preteen girls...

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>>38632790
Yes yes yes yes, go on....

>>38632655
Next time when you break up with her, don't be a fucking pussy and give up because she told you not to. Literally that easy.

>>38632655
next time you are in bed with her, dominate her doggy style
since you are male chances are that you are far stronger than she is, you could easily dominate her but you just don't know it yet
once you dominate her in the bedroom it will be no time before you are dominating her elsewhere

>>38632655
Weak fucker. Just get out of the house or if she's living with you kick her out, if she doesn't leave threaten to call the police.

Second from the left probably

>>38632648
me too, she's a Mexiqt

>>38632618
far right
body is THICC

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>>38632594
1/4

Sent from my Ipod

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2/4

Sent originally from my Ipod

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3/4

Sent from my IPhone 5

>Somebody could walk into this room and say "Your life is on fire"
>It's all over the evening news
>All about the fire in your life on the evening news
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeY4s_nLvtM

>you jump into the water but
>the fire's inside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejqFY3OabZI

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>>38632553
Whole of Hospice makes me feel but this in particular:

>Don't be scared to speak
>Don't speak with someone's tooth
>Don't bargain when you're weak
>Don't take that sharp abuse
>Some patients can't be saved
>But that burden's not on you


>Don't ever let anyone tell you you deserve that

I am not an entrepreneur, so your "literally" thing is wrong.

>literally everybody is an "entrepreneur" now a days...
>literally everybody

I'm literally not a literal entrepreneur, literally.

Hilarious banter guys really. I agree with OP tho. Also I would bone that woman

>>38632538
I'd rather suck a dick than fuck that.
t. straight man

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>>38632538
get that disgusting, nasty, worn-out-tire-looking meat sewer away from my eyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

is this the daily vagina envy thread?