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>be chinese
>govt implements 1 child rule to combat over population in the country
>now you have generations of kids who grew up as only children
>because of chinese culture, most couples wish to have son since they can only have one child
>many get abortion if test results say child will be girl
>results in a huge disproportionate number of men and women
>there are literally not enough women to go around for every male despite china lifting the 1 child law since the population has stabilized
Are young chinese men doomed to be robots and simps? Since there are less women avaialbe, they will naturally choose top tier males in society and reject all the others.
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>>36479622
I'd spread them sweaty buttocks and give her anus some great cunnilingus action, if you know what I mean.
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>>36479622
They all just move to California and BC.
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>>36479622
Wow i'd spread those cheeks and let her fart in my face then I'd fuck her in the butt then fuck in the twat and cum on her back and so on and so forth.
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She's flirting with another guy right now.
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its saterday you mong
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>>36479633
I've lost track of the days lately
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>>36479633
> saterday
> mong
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>tfw you hug a pillow everytime you sleep
>tfw you hold your own hands everytime you sleep
Anyone else do this? What else do robots do to deal with loneliness?
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>>36479600
Everytime i lie in bed, i imagine someone being next to me and sometimes i talk out loud to "her".
When it comes to dealing with loneliness, i'm trying to turn into an actual robot and stop having thoughts other than vital ones and get rid of all that emotional shit.
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I do the same thing every night op, I spend hours cuddling with my pillow and getting comfy with him
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>>36479600
Yes, i also spend several hours daydreaming about having a gf and walking around in circles like a autist retard in my room.
>>36479821
I usually do this in the morning because i fall asleep soo fast.
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Fembots of /r9k/ why are you a bot?
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I'm a lonely creep
>find guy who lives in my dorm from archives through some serious detective work, he even posts a kik account
>try to add him on there and slide meme under his door a couple of months ago(which i regret), but nothing, not even a reply
>almost a week ago I slid a hand written message wanting to befriend him to try to talk to him an explaining how I tried to find him and not trying to be malicious
He didnt message me and I know he got it. Tried to find any signs of him posting about it through archives and still nothing. Why is this, was he just a lying normie? I just wanted a friend. ;-;
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most people here are antisocial social anxiety stupid losers like me ok
i say i want friends but really idk how to have friends
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>>36479592
You posted this before.
Also he is a normie. Be my gf instead.
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>>36479592
Sam Hyde is fucking sexy.
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>openned a can of fanta
>accidentally snapped off the tab and dropped in the the soda
>swallowed the tab when I was drinking the soda
how long do I have?
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Call the doctor's office. They can give you an idea of what to do over the phone for free.
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Aluminum is highly toxic. Your best bet is to enjoy the sweet release you have been granted.
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Highly recommend this: >>36479748
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>tfw I have literally no friends
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depending on others makes you weak anyway.
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Me neither.
I'm not sure how other people do it.
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>>36479483
me either, i fill the void with work. all my old friends don't live the kind of life I want to live
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Girls get in here.
https://discordapp.com/channels/248756572703031297/248756572703031297
Friendly pro female robot discord. Talk gaming, world events, random stuff. Get in here girls, all are welcome, no bully's.
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>>36479437
fuck off and die faggot. fucking die
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>>36479437
Don't join fembots. I'm a fembot and they spammed my pic on so many threads. And other discords. Beware.
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>>36479437
can i find gf here?
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Going To The Bar By Yourself
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Is it socially acceptable to go to the bars by yourself on a Saturday night in a college town?
I usually have 1 or 2 friends that I go with but I kind of ruined that by hitting on their female friends that have boyfriends. She was all over me first though and they didn't stop me.
Maybe I'll find someone else I know down there, I don't have a lot of good friends but I have acquaintances that I see and say hi, maybe I'll meet one and have a conversation. I'll probably end up going either way
What are you guys doing tonight?
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I did it once. I ended up chatting with some old guy and then he went to a different bar and I followed him there because I had no one else to talk to and he looked at me like I was gay.
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I go by myself sometimes. Weather it's acceptable or not is irrelevant. Just go and try to have fun.
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I would say it looks bad if you're young but don't let the normfags take away your right to a good time
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Do you robots believe true love genuinely exists? Personally, I don't. But that's just from personal experience.
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the type of girl to make you ditch whatever you're doing to be with her?
Haven't met one IRL yet.
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>>36479403
Short answer no.
I think the way a lot of things work is there's a perfect ideal of a thing and the best you can do is approximate that perfection very closely.
I think true love is one of those things.
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>>36479403
does platonic love count?
feels thread anyone? Specifically about being lonely.
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girls are getting laid and having a great time while you're here posting here.
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Hey op. All my friends went out to the river without me. I just realized im gonna be alone again all summer. Whats up?
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>>36479433
Nothing much just spending another night feeling like shit but it makes me slightly better knowing some a on's posted on my thread.
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>open up Tinder
>"It's a match!"
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>>36479322
she's out of my league no joke
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>>36479322
how the fuck do you find fatties on tinder?
i'd kill to see one
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>>36479322
She's got a nice face and her tits are pretty amazing. I say go for it.
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I can't stop thinking about huge tits.
It's all my mind goes to. Can we have a huge tits thread?
Experiences, pics, etc. I doubt chicks with huge tits are on this board since they'd prob be out having their tits sucked but if you exist tell us about them.
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big areolas like that are literally so unattractive. cow tits are an abomination.
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>>36479320
>peirced
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2/10 gross op wtf
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>tfw watching street racing movies
>mfw I know nothing about cars
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>mfw racing movies are for literal retards
>zoom zoom go fast
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>>36479298
>tfw you get goose bumps when they are racing
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>watching porn
>know nothing about sex
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LAST TWO DIGITS IS THE QUALITY OF THE POST
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wub a lub dubs
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This post is composed of the highest quality material known to the universe.
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they call me big dick ben
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>tfw you're the outlier friend
>you're the friend that only gets contacted when someone needs somethingfrom you
>you never get asked to hang out but you know all your friends are having fun without you
>I just watched all of my friends on snapchat hanging out on the river for the 10th time without me.
>I suddenly realized im going to spend the summer alone either at home or at work just like ever summer.
I honestly tried with these guys. Why dont they seem to ever want to hang out with me.
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i guess im in your club hahaha
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>>36479095
because you're emotionally needy and they can sense that about you even if you don't state it explicitly
you are ">that kid" and they can smell it on you and it will never leave you
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~Last transmission~
~lonely anon signing off~
~abandoned thread~