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Post the first thing that comes to your mind ITTif it's not original, your mother will die in her sleep tonight
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>>34764264
Pancake Cheeseburger
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>>34764264
Calavera (Sugar Skull)
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>>34764264
Oh little birdy, oh little birdy
I saw the little birdy sing
He sang with glee and everything
He sang for spring and sang for me
And everything was so happy
I don't know why I want to fly
Try to sigh, try to fly, made a tie
And then it tried to get me down
I want to buy make me fly
Get me high, so I can try
And then I try
The little birdy start to cry so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Can I touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything
Can the sun reach down on us
And through the heavens only we would sing
I want the birdy make me laugh
See the birdy make me laugh
Take a little birdy bath
I don't know why he got me high
I don't know why, I don't know why
It cannot die, it sang too high
And all the birds on the wing sang so together
Oh little birdy, oh little birdy
I saw the little birdy sing
He sang with glee and everything
He sang for spring and sang for me
And everything was so happy
I don't know why I want to fly
Try to sigh, try to fly, made a tie
And then it tried to get me down
I want to buy make me fly
Get me high, so I can try
And then I try
The little birdy start to cry so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Little birdy was so happy
Can I touch your birdy wing?
And fly and hop and everything
Can the sun reach down on us
And through the heavens only we would sing
I want the birdy make me laugh
See the birdy make me laugh
Take a little birdy bath
I don't know why he got me high
I don't know why, I don't know why
It cannot die, it sang too high
And all the birds on the wing sang so together
So together, so together
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Wat is best way kill self? I want make big memorable grand show. I want not to be cliche. Any ideas?
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Shoot up a gay nightclub and praise allegiance to ISIS after calling 911
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You're not going to do shit, this is the 1,234,423 thread where nothing happening.
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Build yourself up as an internet celebrity and then livestream it under the guise of something else
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>we broke up 2 weeks ago
>she already made out with another guy
Blocked all sources of information about her before they meet again and fuck(if they already didn't in the same day)
Such a whore, she was my first and meant everything to me, I wish she get cancer and die
Hold me robots ;_;
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>I had a girlfriend 2 weeks ago
Get out normie, reee, etc
Seriously fuck off go whine on reddit or something. Leave us what little we have.
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>>34764252
She was a landwhale anon(still I loved her), I was a 21yr KHV before
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Never forget the two laws of women that I incessantly repeat.
1. They are not loyal
2. They have a severely mentally unhealthy amount of options available to them in the romantic field (now, it used to be a little more reasonable). Unhealthy because the more they indulge in their near limitless options, the less they'll be able to find happiness in their real relationship.
Well, today is the day. I finally got myself another job and my month and moreover of being a NEET are over! And this one pays more than my last one! I have done it, my brothers (and sisters)!
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>>34764089
Congrats what will you be doing
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>got a job interview at panda express as onion chopper
>all day I thought this was it, this will get me out of neetdom
>go to interview
>"what makes you qualified to be a panda"
>wut
>tfw interview done
>said they will call me within a week
>it's been a month
>I go on kikebook and look at childhood friend's profile
>he's a lawyer
>another is a probation officer
>tfw I can't even lad a fast food gig at age 26
is this it bros?
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>>34764089
Congrats!
and
Welcome back!
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Anyone one else here play this? (ps1 version)
Game was super comfy.
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ONLY YOU >>34764055
BECAUSE YOU ARE A FAGGOT.
Gayry Potter and the cockerus stone
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Had this game on PC, I ragequitted on the level Snape gives you and never played it again. I still remember those damn moving platforms.
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>>34764055
the part where dumbledore licks harrys anus was pretty weird. don't know why people believe he is a faggot tbqh
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Have you ever flirted with a girl? Flirting online doesn't count btw.
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I've awkwardly have hit on many girls. Is this flirting?
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>>34764037
dont tell mom, i said she was cute and everthing
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>>34764037
I've actually flirted with a lot of girls. However flirting does jack shit when you're short and ugly.
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What if the reason you don't have a gf is because you're meant for a greater purpose?
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>>34763981
Rotting in my room is a greater purpose?
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>>34764018
Because you're not heeding the call
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>>34763981
A greater purpose? Tell me more
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I hate myself because I've done terrible things.
Who else knows this feel?
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we all float down here
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>>34763948
Not really. I feel regret sometimes but aside from that I move on.
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>>34763948
I thought that fingernail was a really cross mole at first.
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>tfw you're not a kv because you once got a pity kiss
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>>34763926
Yeah, but you're still a "v".
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>>34763926
>tfw you're not a kv because whenever mommy goes to kiss your forehead after a bedtime story you always angle your face so she kisses you on the lippy-lips
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>/cheeksquad/
It's emasculating, a physical representation of my failures as a man, and the memory makes me suicidal every time.
>Always been underweight/skinny for whole life
>recently begin to start losing weight really fast
>arms and wrists look so gross I fucking hate looking at myself. I can't even look at my own hands
>extremely scared of stepping on a scale to weigh myself
>hands hurt when I play video games now
Is this because of depression or something like that?
Have any other robots dealt with this? What did you do to fix it?
Please help im really scared I will keep losing too much weight...
also I'm a guy so that's why I'm so concerned. Guys shouldn't ever be concerned with shit like this.
I wanna kms.
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go get a checkup and blood work.
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Just eat some fucking food op its not that complicated
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>>34764043
I tried eating some noodles earlier but I could barely finish and it made me feel terrible.
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I created an analogy to make myself more content with my girlfriend's plain physical appearance, since I find myself lusting after Cindy at work and feeling disappointed when I see my girlfriend later. Sometimes as I'm getting close to the point of orgasm with my girlfriend I think
>"What if this was Cindy?"
and I get horny as fuck for a second. But then I bring myself back to reality, because I don't want to get into the habit of thinking about Cindy while with my gf.
Here is the analogy, would appreciate thoughts and critiques.
> Imagine a world where there is no such thing as physical/sexual desire.
> A woman's outward appearance does not differentiate her desirability in anyway whatsoever.
> Another quirk of this world: food is not necessary for survival. People can go indefinitely without food.
> For some reason, the only way to get food in this world is to have a woman cook it for you, and most women are only willing to do it in the context of a relationship. (Chads, sluts, prostitutes are exceptions)
> Each woman only ever cooks one meal. She only knows how to cook that one meal, and is physically unable to cook any other kind.
> Pair bonding still exists, and a guy who jumps around to get a taste of the different dishes is still seen as a player, and a woman who cooks for multiple guys is still seen as a slut.
Now, in this world, my girlfriend would be cooking me oatmeal all the time, whereas Cindy at work cooks her boyfriend BBQ ribs. For whatever reason, Cindy likes to bring a sample of the BBQ ribs to work with her every day and carry it around (in this case, it's her amazing body that she shows off and it's distracting as fuck. fuck you Cindy). Other girls, my gf included, are more modest and understand the value and sanctity of sharing your meal with only your man, so they don't carry their food around.
In such a world, I would love my gf enough to eat her oatmeal and just ignore Cindy's BBQ ribs.
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>>34763845
I think it's way too busy, convoluted and unrealistic to be a good analogy, but if it works for you, go for it.
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>>34764082
>but if it works for you, go for it.
Just thought of it a couple hours ago, we'll see whether it ends up working out.
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>>34763845
BBQ tastes pretty good paired with ribs.
Why not both?
Have you asked for an open relationship yet?
>Uncle anon, why does my hot cocoa taste so weird?
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I made it with water instead of milk because im a degenerate pleb
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>>34763830
because i jizzed in it. now open your legs for me
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>>34763830
why is that 12 year old girl on tinder what the fuck?
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>tfw cutting out my addiction of coca-cola
>tfw headache
>tfw cravings
>tfw legit tweaker level urge to store
hnnnnng
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INFERIOR BEING! HOW DARE YOU NOT DRINK PEPSI!
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>>34763810
drink water and eat a lot of protein, you'll be fine. the cravings suck for 2 weeks then you'll forget all about it
>>34763835
kill yourself
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>>34763853
I bought myself gallons of water.
Any time I get an urge for coke, I force myself to drink water.
Is this an effective way to suppress myself?
(P.S) is there a name of therapy treatment for what I am doing?
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>I didn't know i was starving til i tasted you
What did she mean by this ?
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she has a unquenchable taste for human flesh after she had it for the first time.
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I never loved you before I didn't meet you
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BYTHEWAY BYTHEWAY
If you had a cute young maid, what would you ask her to do for you?
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Throw my pissbottles out and clean the tendie sauce from my keyboard
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>>34763774
>command
not ask.
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Clean my room and bathroom