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here's your dinner

lOLLLLLLL

This is what 4chan nerds deserve and will get.

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hey. anyone here have moved abroad alone ? where to, and did you make the right decision ?

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Guys, have you ever been stalked by a girl? What did you do about it?

Femanons, have you ever stalked a guy? Did he catch you?

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What does ikirarenakunattanda mean? You have no reason to help me, but it'd make my morning easy and give you good karma.

Is it related to ikiru to live?

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>become wagie recently
>think I'm going to hate slaving for Mr. Shekelstein
>turns out the job is pretty okay and Mr. Shekelstein is a cool guy who will buy people beverages out of pocket when we begin to sweat
>the job is packaging and unpackaging and sorting big containers of liquidation going through distribution centers, like 2000lb crates of whatever
>anyways, a couple weeks on the job and Manager Moshe comes in from another state, Mr. Shekelstein's nephew
>Manager Moshe is an asshole whenever his uncle isn't around or anyone who his uncle would believe about his behavior
>Manager Moshe shits on the blacks often but knows they'll knock him up the head if he becomes too overt
>Manager Moshe sees me reading my book during break and decides I'll be his whipping boy
>asshole gives me an impossible task; to assemble some broken materials he knows won't even go to together for more than a few seconds anymore
>fucking cuntrag watches for 20 minutes at a distance as I try to keep my cool and do this dumbass shit
>blacks see me getting shit on too
>blacks begin to associate with me and talk with me and work with me more often too
>one day we get a load of Bibles that are kind of nice and going to get tossed
>be /Christian/ and take one
>a few of the blacks turn out to be Christians too and are taking a couple Bibles in good condition
>the blacks now seem to consider me okay and seem to like me in their work social circle
>Manager Moshe persists in giving fruitless frustrating tasks to me and the blacks
>tfw we put the valuable goods on the bottom of shipments involving that dickweed now
>tfw because these crates can be a ton anything at the bottom is often crushed and gets tossed into the trash heap
>tfw Manager Moshe gets openly lectured by Mr. Shekelstein for being inefficient and starts to get questioned if he can do his job
>tfw me and a group of blacks have teamed up to undermine and ultimately ruin a young businessman's career

Get fucked, Moshe.

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/women hate/ general

I hate everything edition

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>borrows my phone
>it has creep photos in it

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>tfw you realize that you almost certainly have been or currently are being monitored by the government as a potential school shooter

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>I claim that I'm Bi but I think females are just really fucking annoying
>I try talking to girls but i just can't stand them
>not sure why I hate them so much
>perhaps nothing positive came from the handful of "relationships" I've had
>and vaginal intercourse barely gives me any pleasure
>Oh well guess I'll just be a fag then

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hS0Xotr5hM

I want off this ride.

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He had enough
He couldn't take anymore
He'd found a place
In his mind and slammed the door
No matter how they tried
They couldn't understand
They washed and dressed him
Fed him by hand

Yeah! I've left the world behind
I'm safe here in my mind
Free to speak with my own kind
This is my life, this is my life
I'll decide not you

Withdrawn he'd sit there
Stare blank into space
No sign of life
Would flicker on his face
Until one day he smiled
It seemed as though with pride
The wind kissed him
Goodbye - and then he died

Yeah! I've left the world behind
I'm safe here in my mind
Free to speak with my own kind
This is my life, this is my life
I'll decide not you

Keep the world with all its sin
It's not fit for livin' in
Yeah! I will start again
It can take forever, and ever, and ever
And ever, but I'll still win.


How many like him,
Are there still
But to us, all
Seem to have lost the will
They lie in thousands
Plagued and lost
Is nothing worth this bitter cost

Yeah! I've left the world behind
I'm safe here in my mind
Free to speak with my own kind
This is my life, this is my life
I'll decide not you

Keep the world with all its sin
It's not fit for livin' in


Beyond the realms of death

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If you can't score with a teen, why not date a MILF?

They're experienced and look hotter.

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Does anyone know how you even get a prostitute? Like Im vaguely interested but I honestly have no clue where to start without googling "How to pay for the sex or the sucking" and getting a knock at my door

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who /can't wait til all boomers die/ here

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Why should a girl be with you, when she can be with the other 5,000 guys that message her on her social media?
Yes, even the ugly girls get that much attention.