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From one beer to the next, over and over and over

>>38465045
Let's have fun man. I'm going to watch an anime that another anon suggested I watch called kakegurui, I'm looking forward to it.

>tfw not drinking anymore
Feels fucking awful man. Hopefully I'm not falling for the health jew. Don't care about my body but it's been fucking up my mind.

>>38464898
>handsome
>funny
>wealthy
Can't feel sorry for this guy

I can't even wrap my head around the fucking losers that watch streams, they probably make r9k look like Chaddius Maximus

>>38465090
This. I have to wonder how fucking empty does your life have to be to end up watching some faggot play video games all day.

>>38464859
There is so much pressure on me to get pregnant. My sister cannot have kids and I have no cousins. Literally the last of my name. I am fucked.

Yes. It makes me smile knowing I will be the end of this senseless cycle.

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>>38464859
I don't want to have a kid until the world becomes a decent place again. If I get a daughter she'll probs get blacked, if I get a son he'll bleach some sheboon.

>>38464785
Equality.

Haha nice myth you faggot.

Go back to /leftypol/ and never come back until you learn basic economics you faggot.

>>38465674
a chatroom isnt the same as economics, you know

>>38465698
Get a job you hippie. Or I will burn your commune down, with no survivors.

I forgot to add that if I lose this job I will probably not be able to pay for rent next month. I do not know where else I can live but I think I can probably stay without paying rent for at least 3 months.

Kiss your job goodbye, fag.

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>>38464773
>college research shit for muh work experience
>studying crawdads or some shit
>job is to measure and weigh them
>sometimes lucky enough to put them in the pit
>pit is where two go to interact
>get a bigger pit one day
>only person working that day
>roastie tells me to do mass integration to reduce size or something
>doesnt mention it needed by gender and size at a timr
>dump all in pit
>leave for lunch break
>come back to lab
>silence of the crawdads
>crays going full aushwitz
>legs and busted shells bobbing in the water
>panic and start shoveling them back into containers
>pinched and bleeding for days
>some survivors died from injuries
>sperg out and leave
>quit group
>find out roastie got btfo by professor and lost TA position

Getting cucked is a meme too soooo

Only a matter of time before her butthole gets memed.

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>>38464760
fuck her violently well telling her what she did wrong

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>>38464745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neGdoqsuiN8
>some say the end is near
>some say we'll see Armageddon soon
>certainly hope we will
>I sue could use a vacation from this,
>bull
>shit
>three
>ring
>circus
>sideshow

>>38464745
my fave ones this week
god i fucking love pink floyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E

this album is fucking great A, live Dazed and confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7EpSirtf_E

.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJkmU0RJOoI
want to talk more about music but don't want to shitpost too much

>>38465432
>this album is fucking great A, live Dazed and confused
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h49iCpOfaM
haha w h o o p s :):):)::):):)

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>>38464732
Stop jerky jerky to haram sissyfication porn.
And follow the lead of allah.

>>38464762
kys mudslime

I plan to play videogames and shitpost for the next two years until my savings run out then kill myself.

I have an unstable personality and no discipline, making plans is simply fantasizing.

>>38464730
daddy had a huge dick and was fun

>>38464730
having a daughter would require me to 1. talk to a girl
2. have sex with her
3. her not abort it.
not likely to happen

>>38464730
when I was young my daddy had me pose as he drew me as an anime girl.

sometimes with a dick drawn on

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>>38464682
Just look it in the eyes and give it a nice firm handshake

>>38464682
How has your family been treating you recently, friend?

>>38464682
Guess what anon? Im going to go wash my hands a single time. Just one time! You jelly?

When i was a kid shit was cash
my parent clipped a guy just minor damage to the rear end swerved because guy in front suddenly stopped or something

>>38464673

just after my friends and I first got our license to drive some time in high school we used to just go cruising around and see what we could witness

things i learned, in no particular order:

>if you honk at someone waiting to turn left at the light, 50% of the time they will just go without question

>>38464673
Yeah, I went out in my pjs for a 15 minute fast food run and some roastie retard pulled out right in front of me as I was going 40 mph. It was a fat spic bitch and she pretended she didn't know English. Ruined my night I wanted to strangle the whore.

>>38464645
Alpha is greatest, kindest 2D girl in existence.

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>>38464645
>tripfags
All the tripfags are DEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAD

>>38464767
heeeey ginger

guys please im desperate

>>38464768
Kill yourself you filthy fucking sodomite.
You deserve THE BOG

>>38464812
I'm a woman you shithead

>>38464613
Couldn't say, at least 3 years

like 2 weeks
I miss her desu

too bad she doesn't feel the same ;-;

>>38464613
The last time I was hugged by a girl was in 10th grade, which was 5 years ago.

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Origikitinto

>>38465896
Is that the actual dancer?

If so, this is acceptable

>>38464606
whats her ethnicity?

she looks like a mutt