>tfw no group of freinds with different personalities to go on adventures and end up as bf of one of the girls in the group
;_;
it's what i was hoping to be with my group of friends but he ended up being a douche to me.
>>35460505
>had this in high school but was an aloof dick to everyone in the group
I actually liked them but didn't appreciate them
Hanging out with them was one of the most fun times of my life
DONE, DONE, ON TO THE NEXT ONE
I've got another confession to make
I'm your fool
Everyone's got their chains to break
Holdin' you
I LOOK LEFT I LOOK RIGHT I'M THE ENEMY
but how can one love something yet hate the taste?
Why are women so fucking loud? Seriously I was on the subway today and this bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up
>>35460463
which bitch? that fat bitch in the window?
lol can someone shoop a fedora on this guy?
nice bait kiddo, I just saged and hid your dumb thread
>30 word essay due in 15 years
you fucked up man. just drop out now.
damn dude you dun gooofed, you should go to your professor and ask for an extension
>>35460452
>Billion words essay due in 2 hours
>Guten Morgen, Herr Anon! It's Penis Inspection Day. Every young boy must head to der gymnasiusm and have their penises inspected, ja. To make sure they're not being naughty boys, ja. You haven't been a naughty boy, have you Anon? With haste, Meine Herr.
>>35460449
Hey thanks for the laugh Anon
>Oh dear anon, sie haben am kleinsten penis Ich habe immer sehen!
>>35460569
Fucking lost.Jawohl.
Just got Persona 5 spoiled by a fucking doujinshi. Hentai for this feel?
hiding this thread
they spoiled 4 for me, wont get me this time.
>>35460461
I'm not going to spoil it, I'm not a dick
Pounded 23 girls last year.
AMA.
>>35460422
only 23?
lmao
>>35460422
>23
How's it feel to not even touch the numbers chad pulls in a week?
>>35460453
>week
Lmao if I don't pull double that in a week I'll kms.
Any LA bots using the threat of deportation to get Latina pussy?
That girl is actually Italian, she just tanned the shit out of herself to look Mexican lol
>>35460416
Why the fuck do you keep making these threads? And why are you asking virgins if they're getting pussy?
>>35460471
Why the fuck would anyone want to look Mexican?
>go to friends house for hanging out
>can't go inside, overprotective dad (only child, girl)
>"Hey why don't you shit in the trashcan"
>incredibly socially inept
>can't tell sarcasm unless it's really obvious
>"Oh, sure"
>do business
>she and other friend walk away
>go over to them
>show pic because she asked for one
>"that was sarcasm"
>oh
>>35460374
I'd kms after that
>>35460405
I've been considering it. Still figuring out what way to do it if I actually do
This is literally my fetish. Why can't real women be giantesses...? It's not fair...
>You will never be smushed between the melons of a giant girl
>You will never be used as a human dildo
>You will never be tossed in a giant girls mouth and played with like a piece hard candy.
Why live...?
>ex gf's tits were 36ff
motorboating those puppies was fucking amazing.
>>35460925
So how fat was she?
>>35460358
I know its hard to explain fetishes but can you please try to explain this to me? What is arousing about a giantess?
Didn't see one up. Let's change that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiEnpvAnOzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjAk_ut6nW0
>>35460355
imagine seeing this every time you stepped out your front door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-JI7qltubo
Alright guys, we're starting the film in 5 minutes, get the FUCK in here RN!
https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
spoopy poopy tym
do i have to ruin the ending for you?
>>35460391
pls dnt desu :(
>your gay bf soulmate is probably browsing this board right now
How does it feel gaybots?
>>35460277
>gaybots
*robots
gay is implied
you know sometimes I think about that anon but then I realize I am a robot and getting a bf is impossible
>>35460277
>implying I have a soulmate
The person I would be most attracted to would be attracted to something other than myself as a result of their superior nature and tastes.
Fuck, I wish. I'd post in steamfeels since that's where most of the lewd boys are at but I hardly play on Steam anymore, I just nolife
it on WoW whenever I'm not working.
Also, not many gaybots near my area (West Germany), even less actually somewhat attractive dudes.
All in all, feels pretty bad that I'll likely never meet my qt gay soulmate to cuddle and play vidya withand succ his cocc
It feels like /r9k/ is being shilled really hard and I don't know what to do
Just ignore them and they'll go away.
>>35460432
But there's so much of it, everywhere you look it's le bbc fug drumpf tfw you will never be a trap. When will they go away?
>>35460272
Oh anon BRAAAAAP you're so insightful FOOOOOT this place is full of shills BRAAAAAAP
>tfw cheating on youtube waifu rose by watching agatha videos.
I wonder if she comes here to check if people still talk about her
>>35460700
40k subscribers, over 1k comments per video. I doubt it.