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Share your night walking feels/routine.
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>tfw you don't go night walking because you don't want to get fucked in the ass by niggers
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>>34592112

4 to 5 am is the perfect time, no one is out then.
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How do you guys night walk without getting mugged ?

How do you nightwalk in the winter when it's below freezing outside? You have to be super careful at night when it's dark and you can't see where you're stepping. You could slip on ice or fall into icy water.

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Elliot Rodger's dad filed a copyright claim on youtube on video proof of Elliot's enslavement in Morocco, the homeland of his stepmom, just an HOUR after it was posted about on Euzn.
The Moroccan harem is being covered up!

https://archive.is/WYite
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i aint clickin that shit nigga.org
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>>34592186
are you retarded or just new?
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>>34591942
>https://archive.is/WYite

cliffs? Proof, please

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Is the 80/20 rule legit? I don't want to waste my time with the dating game if I am already fucked.
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>>34591892
explain what the 80/20 rule
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>>34591952
Basically 80% of women fuck the top 20% of men
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>>34591952
20 percent of women are having sex with 80 percent of the men

Is there any valid reason for a girl to deny a partner a sexual act she willingly performed with a previous partner without being a hypocrite?
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Yes. That you are a different kind of personality in bed. Not necessarily a worse one, but different.

My GF refuses to do stuff with me she did in the past, but I've gotten her to try new things as well.
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>>34591885
Like umm her body her choice, sweetiekins
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>>34591994
>personality in bed
If she prefers Chad's "personality" why doesn't she just go fuck him instead?
>>34592004
That doesn't mean she's not a hypocrite hun ;)

Finally got a girl to like me

Don't know how to ask her out without spilling my spaghetti and exposing myself as a kissless virgin or showing how desperate I am

Wat do
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>>34591779
just become a wizard, way easier. ;))))
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>>34591779
Ask her for feet pics. She'll understand everything after
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Start by leaving this board you normie piece of shit

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt/

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When you go to the store to buy just one thing and you don't find it
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>>34591772
>go to store every night for pack of cigarettes, vitamin water and something I can microwave
>female cashier: "Wow you're in here every night huh?"
>'Sorry, should I take my money elsewhere?'
>"Huh? Oh, I w-wasn't.."
>'Thanks. Have a nice evening.'
Shut the fuck up, let me make my purchases, and shut the fuck up
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>buy something cheap you didn't really need so it doesn't look like you're stealing
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>>34591787
She was just being friendly and making small talk ya autist

I probably would have just given her a "yup" and continue the transaction. Now she thinks you're a dick (like it matters)

is he racist ?

Il
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>>34591737
he is white

/thread
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>>34591737

not really. I am black and I don't care who says Nigger, the way he says it is not an insult anyway. It's not like "You fucking niggers etc" it's just Oh what a niggerfaggot". The people are not even black that he says that to. People need to calm down about that shit.
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>>34591797
>I am black and I don't care who says Nigger, the way he says it is not an insult anyway.

Yes, because you're a weak minded uncle Tom

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Would you feed your gf pizza?
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No but I'd share a pizza with her
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>>34591675
would you feed your gf to a pizza. thats a better question.
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Only if I can feed her my dick after

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TFW keep seeing teens is making me want them more than women my age
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>>34591599
thanks for reminding me to visit /tv/, bro
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It's natural and inevitable. The 18 y/o limit is necessary, but admittedly kind of arbitrary. Don't do anything stupid, but you don't have to feel like a creep for having to suppress a hard-coded instinct.
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>>34591599
Yeah imagine how damn good it would feel to insert your penis inside a tight preteen-teen girl vagina that is spreading her small cute ass towards you

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What kind of girlfriend do you want? What are your preferences?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSOSyCKTSas&t=0s
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>>34591585
One with nice nails like her.
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>>34591585
>tfw you will never have a hot asian gf
i hope i die soon,i literally have no hope.
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>>34591585
a girl like https://youtu.be/pCyk439-hv8

with a nylon spunk
https://www.youtube.com/user/NYLONTVJAPAN/videos?view=0&flow=grid&sort=p a cutie with a dream

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Is this commic accurate?
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>Elliot being a chad and getting laid

very inaccurate
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Being a satanist,yes,yes it is that simple. Stupid christ cucks,ide say get fucked but that wont be happening anytime soon.
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>>34591568
Yes OP, I wish the redpill comics was still alive.

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Starting another shameful confessions thread. Still feeling depressive.

Copypasta-ing mine
I broke two girls hearts. I hated one girl but not the other. I felt like an asshole for the girl i liked kind of but was incompatible with.

The other one, however, that was an ugly ordeal. I had thought it would feel good after she had backstabbed me to destroy her. She always had a crush on me and i knew it. After a year of silence and shunning from me i remember kissing her randomly and she asked me why and all i said was "so you will think about it all night. So you won't sleep." she was a virgin and pretty qt for a blonde, very christian though. Several times she had my cock in her hand, or I had her panties down and was rubbing it against her pussy but i never fucked her.

Near the end i let her walk in on me fucking her friend. I told her she meant nothing to me and it was all just a game. I told her she would always remember how easily i could have claimed her virginity. I showed her how meaningless her religious views really were on the matter of sex.

The last thing I said to her then was "what did you expect from me? You said it yourself when you wedged between (my ex) and me. You called me heartless."

I expected to feel good about ruining someone whose meddling contributed to a really bad year for me. In the end, i was unfulfilled. I didnt feel good. I felt like a monster.

She is not qt anymore, fat and unkempt and miserable. She isn't even christian now. It took 11 years for me to own up to my misdeed and apologize to her.

Seeing the pain I caused didnt feel good. It never satisfied me. All i feel about it is shame. Shame for what I was, what I did. I can never take it back. You try to tell yourself it is ok. That she deserved it. In the end though you dont even have the comfort of emptiness. It feels like a stain on your character that will never wash clean.
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i really want you to fucking leave discord and kill yourself. this is my deepest confession.
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>>34591636
Sorry you feel that way friendo. Would a cat cheer you up?
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>>34591636
first post best post

original post goddamn fucking mute system

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Who /techno/ here
The most robotic genre desu
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>>34591505
techno is for faggots only. only.
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dub and lofi here. dont ever mention it again because it stands to become ruined
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>tfw want to go to a club but too autistic
>tfw will never get to experience your favourite music live

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ITT: what is the afterlife to you?

for me, i kinda wanna believe in the LFE shit
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>>34591491
Hopefully nothing. If I finally die, then have to put up with more bullshit I'm going to be pissed.
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>>34591491

>A Jedi in the starwars universe (The non Midi-chlorian one..), someone important with the most skill in the force. Obviously Imperial, I am not a fag.

>A powerful Druid in the WOW universe.

>The most angelic of places... the ground consists of the softest whitest clouds. It's more a feeling than any place in description. Just the feeling of bliss, ecstasy and love with no repercussions.
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>>34591491
You become a god, you can make your own universe or make a copy of the current one and editing it ! There are billions of other universes made by other people which you can visit or even combine with your universe.

What are you waiting to kill yourself, faggot OP ?

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How do you cope with the fact that you'll never in this lifetime bed a young attractive woman? That its out of your reach?

How do you settle for a mediocre sex life, if you even manage to get one at all?
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>How do you cope with the fact that you'll never in this lifetime bed a woman?

FTFY
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>>34591529
My hobbies give me purpose.
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>>34591551

No they don't, nothing is going to stop your biological urge as a man to want to fuck attractive women. You're not "enlightened", stop it.

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