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What kind of clothes do robots wear?
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I wear baggy jeans and a hoodie everywhere I go. I usually wear hats too. For shoes I wear vans or converse.
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>>34672133
Combat boots, black jeans and a trench coat.
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>>34672187
what about an under shirt?
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>be lonely beta fag shut-in whose never had a gf
>See QT3.14 in American Literature class
>Cute face, pale skin, Dark blonde hair, green eyes
>Sort of reminds me of Rei for some reason
>Carries a sack with books
>Doesn't talk much and seems kind of introverted
>I think about approaching her but keep postponing it because of severe case of social anxiety, and lack of social skills, and being just an all-around boring person
>Manage to read her full name off her notebook when she isn't looking
>Eventually work up the nerve to Google her it
>Find her twitter and tumblr
>It's full of anti-Trump memes, Bernie retweets, pro-LGBTQ stuff, Homestuck, and Adventure time shit ,also a bit of Spirited Away stuff, but mostly generic tumblr "humor"
I still want her, but now I'm scared she'll find me boring, or have a boyfriend or worst yet, find the inner /pol/lack that lays dormant inside me. I don't know how to approach her, how to ask her out, or even handle her rejection. The worst part is I always see her on the way to class too.
HELP PLEASE I DONT WANT TO DIE A ROBOT
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>>34672080
>the inner /pol/lack that lays dormant inside me
cringe
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>>34672150
I used go there for my news, not for the nazi shit.
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>>34672080
>qt3.14
>likes anime
Dude you're a fucking faggot if you don't go after her
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>tfw no one in your entire life has asked you "Are you happy?"
It's not so much that I think the world should care about me.
Rather, it highlights that I've never had anyone in my life close to me who loved me enough to care about if I'm happy or not.
I want someone in my life who'll ask me "Are you happy?" and who I can honestly respond to "No" without having to worry about creeping them out or turning them away from me.
I'm not happy.
I want to be happy.
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>>34672003
Take some mushrooms my robotic friend!
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>>34672003
Are you happy, my friend
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>>34672084
No thanks, I don't do drugs, I do pictures of places I'll never get to visit, let alone live.
Makes me feel things I don't get in my daily life.
>>34672112
No. My life isn't turning out the way I thought it would and I'm losing hope in my ability to fix things.
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>tfw you will never touch a monolith
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>>34671975
what
but why
unorginal
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Touch the monolith.
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>>34671975
>won't touch a monolith
>won't touch a vagina
which is worse?
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Why do people worship sports?
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This is an original bump. Please grant me replies.
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>>34671937
you cant ask robots a question aimed for normies
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I'm convinced the only reason the majority of people watch sports is just to have something to make small talk about.
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How well do you have to know a gril before you ask her out? There's a gril on my floor I want to ask to a concert but idk if it would be weird to ask. We've only talked 3 or 4 times. guys help
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if you're not attractive don't even bother
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Just ask her if she'd like to go get lunch or something. Doesn't have to be anywhere fancy. Either she'll give you her number or reject you.
If you get her number you go get food with her, if it goes well take back to your dorm and escalate.
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>>34671929
I don't look bad or anything. I'm not chad but there's nothing eye-catchingly wrong with me. I don't think.
Heyy guyyys ;))
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Jesus christ.
Orig
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>>34671887
you only say nice things about this hybrid or you will get called gay for not loving how it look
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>>34671887
looks like a dehydrated xenomorph
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Who else is bald in their 20s/early 30s? How has if affected you? Have you given up on ever being attractive enough to date?
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I shaved my head when I was 20... Im 30 now and surprisingly I dated alot of women, most of them were average, some fat and even dated 9/10 once. I stopped being shy and started working out, which helped me alot. I wouldnt say that Im ugly nor handsome. But If I wasnt working out I wouldnt be that lucky with girls.
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it's probably over for you when you go bald, never had a date since i did years ago
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>>34671801
I was never able to date anyone when I had a full hair either so it's pretty much the same anyway, I just feel worse about myself now.
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Eggy is going crazy live on stream in youtube right now holy shit.
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>>34671786
Based eggy has cracked the code
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WE MAKIN IT
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>>34671786
psych out is still a little cuck bitch
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My boyfriend is so jealous. I have a guy friend who needs to cum sometimes, and he used to come to me for help (before I started dating my boyfriend) My friend is just a friend, so he has never fucked me, I just usually gave him a blowjob, sometimes naked, until he squirted.
My boyfriend said I could no longer help my friend cum. I told him that I help him cum just by my image being in his head, especially when I used to strip for him and show him my pussy.
He agreed that the visual in men is very powerful, and that my image probably DID help him cum. So he got more specific, saying that I could no longer strip for my friend, or give him a blowjob, or stroke him with my hands, and of course no sex. I agreed.
So now I just make him cum with my tongue. His dick never enters my mouth, and my hands don't stroke him, so none of his rules are broken, and I still get to help my friend squirt his cum. My boyfriend doesn't know this of course, but I AM following his rules.
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>>34671756
stop making fake threads where you pose as a female you sad neckbeard
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Yeah alright now get the fuck out
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>>34671756
Are you trying to jump the suicide rate on rk9 up higher than it usally is?
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>not on finasteride yet
What is your excuse? No girl is gonna wanna sleep with some balding creep
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>>34671725
I've already had sex, and hair or no hair is the least of my issues when it comes to women.
I'm balding and I don't give a fuck, I've been letting my shitty hair grow out for 5 years now. I might try some meme pills or ointments but like I said it's not really high on my list of worries or priorities.
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>tfw look good with a shaved head
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don't go on finasteride anon
or at least read the side effects, whats the point of saving your hair if you can't even get it up anymore?
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I'm a fembot and my crush is this cute Mexican guy. I am honestly a Trump supporter and I'm not fond of Hispanics. Should I just act like I'm a liberal? What would you do?
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>>34671720
kill myself
originali
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>>34671720
Hang myself
Organic attention whore posting
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Tell him the truth that he has to go back.
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When did you realize you never actually grew up?
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>>34671712
yesterday. I am 21, no job experience, about to start collage and I know i am going to fail
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>>34671712
Fucking two months ago.. When I realized without drugs I am totally helpless
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Nobody ever does, they just get better at dealing with it.
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>Yesterday morning, riding the subway like the wageslave I am
>See two empty seats, just my luck I dont have to stand this morning, I can sit on one of them.
>Really QT girl sits on the seat next to me for some reason I didn't repulse her
>Suddenly I feel something touch my arm, is it skin?
>Yes, it can only be skin, her arm is touching mine, just barely, but touching still
>I DONT DARE move for fear of breaking contact
>Stay perfectly still for ten minutes, just enjoying the contact of skin on my own
>Try to remember the last time someone not realted to me touched me, let alone a girl, let alone for such an extended period of time, pretty sure it never happened.
>Is this what a hug feels like?
>I finally muster the courage to turn my head left and look at her
>MFW she wasn't touching me, what I felt was the leather handle of her handbag.
>MFW the high point of my entire life was feeling a leather strap rest against my arm.
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do you see that the happiness you felt was inside you all along? all the darkness is put there by yourself and feelings. you can make your own happiness
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>>34671569
That wojak fills me with a deep sense of dread
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Woah good post man. Useful insight I will screenshot it
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>>34671678
shit got fucking real deep real fucking fast
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Dating a robot was truly a mistake.
> he was a 26 KV before me
> thinning hair
> literal /pol/tard
> working as dishwasher
> left college to be a NEET
G-give a robot a fucking chance bitch.
> dating him for 7 months
> so fucking selfish
> never shuts up about shit he likes, will turn off my tv/radio stations if he doesn't like it
> knows I don't live at home and I'm struggling at times, will buy $30 of junk food and balk if I ask for a $1 soda
> is paleo, and is always talking about how shitty my diet is even though he gained 20 lbs
> le edgy atheist who is logical and loves debate, but couldn't hack it in college and can't handle opposing viewpoints
I should just be single, but now he's just in my life and a part of me knows I'll never have another boyfriend. But he's really fucking shitty. Why do robots say they're good boyfriends again?
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>>34671484
sounds like a shitty person, why'd you like him in the first place
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>>34671484
Not all robots are the same person
Some robots truly would make caring, kind partners. Others, not so much
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>>34671484
>staying with a gross asshole
fembots, everyone
Not even saying this in a "nice guy" way.I dream of having a robot bf, this is terrifying