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So I had an experience
>be getting ready for work today
>time to shower
>undress grab towel and music speaker
>shits water proof
>feels good man
>walking down the wall to my shower because I have the house to myself
>walk past my brothers room
>he and his gf are in bed cuddling
>both see me
>butt naked
>lunge for the door but not before hearing
>"Wow I didn't know you and your brother were hung.."
>sit in the shower for an hour in the fetal position
I have no idea whether I should be happy that I am hung, or kill myself that by brother's gf saw me naked.
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>>37980234
>I have the house to myself
I guess not you complete retard
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>>37980234
>i have to house to myself
>my brother and his gf are in the other room
something doesnt add up.
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>>37980289
>>37980266
Normans not knowing how greentexts work
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Who here /neverwashedforeskin/?
Just pulled back + cleaned out my foreskin for the first time ever. Holy shit, that was not fun. 20 years of smegma is gross.
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>>37980195
That's fucking disgusting. Please tell me you're a virgin.
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Picture or ill assume you're full of shit
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>>37980195
Congrats
>>37980219
It happens to all uncut guys once in their life
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>trying to stay below 1700 calories a day
im hungry
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So?
Fucking retard
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>>37980192
I'm on 500 calories a day, its not pleasant.
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>>37980218
this
OP shouldn't have gotten fat in the first place
a better diet is water only
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>tfw finally got a fucking job
>"k, let's make a one week test period" said the boss
>one week later : "you are too slow"
>mfw unemployed again
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>>37980185
What was the job?
garlic bread
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>>37980302
technician in milling process.
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>>37980185
>too slow
GOTTA GO FAST
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What animes are you watching robots?I hope you're all living wonderful lives and your year so far has been great!
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>>37980182
>I hope you're all living wonderful lives and your year so far has been great!
Y-you too
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I'm finishing 'The Galaxy Express 999'
(ep 98)
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Nothing, but it's nice to see you back.
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>I just love to travel
>It broadens your mind
>Why haven't you been abroad Anon???
Why do normies just LOVE to travel so much???
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Good question. I have no idea either. They're always talking about going to a hot place. I mean, IMO it would be cool to do something useful worldwide, but I just end up staying at home,
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I want to go to Rome at some point because I'm a historyfag. That's my reason.
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>>37980131
They're pathetic, it's ridiculous
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>the weather is getting hotter
the torture gets worse and worse with each passing day, why was I made like this
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What am I honestly supposed to do?
I want to die every day
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sauce?
man I really love teen girls
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I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
THEY'RE TOO PURE AND CUTE!
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>tfw 2 days since I threw my weed and cigarettes.
I feel like my life is over, I wasted too much time smoking weed, I'm so fucking late in my studies, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK why is it always like this.
Since my childhood I always say this time is gonna be the time and I end up doing NOTHING. I always had the " I still got time " in the back of my head but now I DON'T HAVE TIME ANYMORE.
I'm 23 and I'm human garbage. No job, no driver license, no friends, no passions.
I feel like I should kill myself not because I want to or I am scared of the future and shit.
But just because I'm going to do the same shit over and over and over and over and over and over.
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That's the thing about weed.
>smoke weed
>makes it easier to forget your issues
>Start smoking habitually
>quit
>all your issues are still there
What exactly do you think you should be doing at 23? Your 20s are the time for shit like this. If you were 35 and in this kind of crisis we'd be having a different conversation.
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>>37980099
35 year old with a similar crisis.
Don't make my mistake OP.
Well. I have a job, drivers license, friends, and passions.
But I'm still a fucking loser who could've went much farther with his life than he did.
Don't become me. Fuzzy headed and full of regret.
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Similar situation, do you play paradox games or something my dude?
Which is worse, fellow anons? Never meeting the girl of your dreams, or having been close friends with her for years and knowing full well she'll never return the affection you have for her?
Discuss. Or, just let this question 404.
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Not returning affection is worse
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>>37979981
well me being me, I wouldnt have any feelings towards her because I really dont care about love at all. so id be okay with meeting a girl and becoming good friends with her.
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OP is back. I'm currently stuck within the 2nd option. I know she'll never want to go out with me, so I'm doing my best to solidify our friendship for the future. I'd be a LOT worse off if I had never met her.
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Robot, no matter how horrendous your face looks like or how tiny your itsy bitsy penis is, never forget one thing:
At least you're not Brett Keane
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>>37979919
Bret btfo we all know you're just posting here to get attention to your youtube channel and trying to be in on the joke.
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>>37979919
Paul's ego plz go
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>>37980443
Its scotty you fucking loser
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What age were you when you finally realised that looks are literally the only thing that matters in most situations, that love doesn't exist and that you're destined to die alone for being born wrong?
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I'd say 14, but probably 15.
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Around 11, maybe 12.
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>6'7"
>280lbs
>God tier hair and beard
>rich
>famous
>white Aryan
>charismatic
>straight up beautiful
>every woman in existence would have sex with you
You will never come anywhere close to this Grandmaster Chad.
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How close have you gotten to killing yourself and what's stopping you from doing it?
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I'm pretty fucking close i guess, going to jump in front of a train tomorrow, hell, i'll even stream it if you fags want to
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>>37979803
if you don't stream it you'll fail and live the rest of your life getting fed and diaper changed by a nigger caretaker
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>>37979926
I'm actually pretty sure once i'm going to hop in front of a incoming train i'll die 100%
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I just watched her livestream and... Why are we funding this roastie's lifestyle? Have we as a demographic sunken that low?
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>>37979710
honestly putting my dick in a chastity cage seems less degenerate then paying for a raostie's drugs
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Who's that? I support another streamer though.
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>>37979710
Shit like this makes me hope that asexual shill actually succeeds in turning this board asexual. At least degeneracy like this will stop.
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A "No" worth $9,000 a year 2017-06-26 09:38:55 Post No.37979694
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A "No" worth $9,000 a year
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2017-06-26 09:38:55
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>Have childhood friend who I've always had feelings for
>nothing came of it
>we both had other relationships throughout the years
>She got knocked up by an asshole
>Now her son is 6 years old
>She is single now and doesn't want to be with the father anymore
>we start hanging out
>enjoying our time together
>texting her
>I suggest if she moves in with me that I'll pay what I am paying now for the house I rent, $750 a month
>$9,000 a year in cost of living reduction for her
>she gives a couple excuses to why she can't
>one of which is "I'm done with guys for awhile"
>Another is "The father will make my life hell if I move in with a guy"
>same conversation she goes "there is one guy who I am thinking of moving in with. I haven't known him that long though"
>so the "done with guys" excuse was bullshit
>and the "crazy father" excuse was bullshit
>She would rather not live with me than have me contribute $9,000 towards her cost of living a year
That's a big fucking "No".
I guess it is good for me that I don't get involved in a single mom and avoid all the bullshit. But I've wanted her for so long and I can't stand not getting what I want. I never get the girls I want. Every girlfriend I've ever had just fell into my lap out of no where. But any time I've ever desired a girl, I just couldn't make it happen. It is so frustrating and makes me think badly of myself. I'm smart, virtuous, I make LOADS of money, I'm not ugly or in terrible shape. So it just really baffles me why this shit happens.
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Shut up cuck faggot
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>>37979750
this
this
this in a very original way
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>>37979694
>make LOADS of money
>the house I rent
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There is way too much negativity on this board
lets try to think more positive
stop being stuck in a downward spiral of negativity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1T_OKLJXP8
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>reality is too negative let's hide from it
I prefer to take the blackpill even if it poisons my heart
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The happier things I experience, the more hope I lose every time I come back to this
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>>37979718
not hide from it
accept it
and move on from it
everything is relative from your perspective
try to see things in a better way
nothing to lose can only gain better mental health