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>>38963395
Who wouldn't love the free entertainment form good ol' pubeface

>>38963395
Are all of your friends male? Also, females love beards, but they don't like messy "pube like" beards. Just groom it once in a while and maybe you will get some pussyjuice on it one day.

Let me guess, he's soft like a baby and has never had a beard himself. He just wants to put you on his own level to feel more secure about himself.

>>38963392
Why do you call yourself shit skin?aybe I'm looking too deep into it but maybe stop coming to this website because all u get from it is insecurities. And you like Joyce Manor too. I bet u are bro tier just from that lmao

>>38963485
You are I'm not really insecure because of it

>>38963392
VIC- TOOOOOOOORIA

>>38963357
Is that the one where they spread their cheeks? I haven't been able to find it again in like 2 years

>>38963376
I dunno, my memories a little foggy but I just really want to find it now, if you look up "3 naked girls having fun on cam" on google you get a bunch of liveleak links but they have all been removed

I think I found it.

http://bff.eroticapedia.com/2013/08/15/two-are-company-three-is-an-orgy/

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My dad gives me weed sometimes

It's the only way to curve the boredom

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i live on teh bukx. i don't smoke or drink or play videogames so i don't need much money to live. i've got clean sheets and food so i can't complain too much

what are neetbux and how I do get some?

>>38963255
I'm a failed normie btw.

>>38963255
underageb8
>>>/reddit/

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>>38963255
literally kys faggot

>>38963231
I just recently got a gf. Can I still lurk and contribute to non robot oriented threads?

>>38963231
you don't make the rules here, faggot
I'm half black and a woman has never so much as looked at me without disgust in her eyes

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>>38963231
>no blackbots allowed
Not even a group of outcasts accept me

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I'd say he's more of an 8.7

>>38963226
no matter how many times you make this thread, I won't feel sorry for you

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>>38963226
That's the truth of it all, isn't it? Stanley is the superlative robot. Good looks and a charming personality. Yet still, he cannot get a gf. If he is damned, then the rest of us are too. We aren't living on Earth. We are already in Hell.

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i have them alI

>>38963517
>implying a robot can cum easily after years of masturbation
Have you ever heard of "death grip"? If you fap too much sex won't feel so great so it will become MUCH harder to cum, you can even get Erectile Disfuction if you fap like a madman.

>>38963517
do you have the virgin weapon picture?

yes ggggggggg

>>38963168
Depends how tasty they are. If they're very tasty I'd marry that girl.

No that's a fucking stupid idea. He'd laugh at you for being weird and dump you. Stupid bitch.

>>38963167
Black male power fantasy. Blacks have an increasing presence on the internet, so porn jew have started making more of it.

>>38963202
Blacks aren't the main consumers of blacked

>>38963167
Because the producers make it so that the actresses are told to give better feedback from black cock than from white cock(more intense moaning, shaking, more orgasms - all fake obviously) and men like it when the woman moans like a whore so he searches for the contexts where the woman acts accordingly.

>>38963154
>be me, 17
>waiting around at school for something in the evening
>end up in music room with then-crush
>decide to play her my favourite song, i'm only sleeping
>mfw she just slowly gets up and leaves once i'm done
>mfw we never spoke of it again
still can't listen to the song without screaming inside tbqhwy

>>38963154
That's not bad at all, it happens all the time. You're a normie and too young to be here anyway.
I seriously don't get why you all come here anyway, your lives only get worse if you think you are a robot or ugly or something. Just go away

>>38963154
When I was 13-14 years old I wrote a poem to the girl I liked. She was a roastie and broke my heart.

When I was around the same age and I fucking gift a necklace to other girl I liked, but we really was in the meeting phase.

>Dumb things and autistics thing I did during social interactions because spaghetti.

It's okay to like videogames, but be sure you have a hobby that challenges your body and soul. Hiking/working out/archery/range shooting are nice. Show that you're not just an adventurer in games, but in real life too.

>>38963121
Can u post some of ur art op? im interested

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>College drop out
>Mentally fucked
>Weird fetishes
>Faggot with steam-bf
>Met and fucked steam-bf
>Macfag
>Own genuine Industrial Model M
>Mainly listen to classical music

>>38963086
Have fun anon! I'm looking forward to the end of my autumn exams which I absolutely have to pass to get in my second year. One step at a time yknow. Hope u can relax on ur vacation.

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>>38963270
Good luck anon! What are you studying?

And thanks! I'm going to be gone for only a couple days, but it's going to be relaxing

>>38963086
>tfw I cant travel because my autism doesn't let me sleep anywhere except in my room.

Went on a sky trip once and I was awake for 42h and was a complete nightmare because of the problem above.

hoooooooooo jeesus christ this was too much for me

I want to fuck your autistic sister

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Welp.

Whooooo boy...I, um...

At least she's cute...

>>38963053
she's probably not even disabled, just doing it for attention

>>38963053
>cuckboyfriend changes her diapers and helps her bathe before driving her to Chad's place

>tfw no autistic gf who gets too nervous at parties and has a meltdown and you have to take her home and cuddle her until she stops crying