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>>34766885
CRASH! Mom made pancakes.

>>34766885
It means she desperately needs her feet worshiped

>>34766885
black belt in cock sucking, a.k.a. a whore, who probably has a couple mental disorders...do not trust

>>34766867
>Using Kik(e)
NORMIE GTFO REEEEEEEEEE

i'm a guy btw

this comment is original

>>34766867
Where are you located?

OREGANO COMMENTARO

Girls are gross and have cooties. It's wrong to love a boy

>I'm ugly
>I'm always anxious
>I'm depressing to be around
>I'm not at all interesting

I can keep going, but you get the point.

>>34766790
>Crossdressing submissive femboy weaboo
wtf, are you me? I have bf though.

this only has 6000 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWS8TTDHJr0

I'll post my favorite two.

>Stobe the hobo
The only active train hopping hobo on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lgmXkM-gC0

He recently made a video stating that he's going to quit after this year which is pretty sad.

>Jolly Roger Telephone
This guy made a robot that takes telemarketer calls. Here's an example of one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32z_FF6LvDA

You can actually call the bot at this number if you want and you can sign it up for stuff. 206259 4921

Is ~2000 subs considered tiny? Its unsettling 3d animations (usually anime girls) set to weird electronic music. I love this kind of weird shit so if anyone else has some weird youtube stuff post it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrEFc22gGWA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25Cj14U-XuU

>>34766752
Persian here. Im not sure if I should settle for a Persian girl

>>34766752
Persians typically age like milk.

>>34766752
>>34766791
>>34766794
Persia does not exist anymore.

>>34766743
Super interested in this conflict... no one ever talks about it. Only time 80s soviet war machine was really used

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>>34767214
The only time I've really seen it touched on in mainstream media was MGS5 I think. Maybe I have my head up my ass and missed a movie or something though.

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>>34767284
>You think for yourself. When I was eight years old, defending Stalingrad, I didn't *think for myself*. When the Motherland asked for our lives, we GAVE. My father didn't think of himself, he GAVE. My mother didn't think of herself, she GAVE. My brother didn't think of himself, he GAVE! My comrades tied a rope around my waist and lowered me on top of Nazi tanks. I'd stuff Molotovs under turret and cannon, and they pulled me up again. Eight years old! They called me Tank Boy.

great movie. watch it

>>34766737
why the fuck did you delete the image of the wolf faggot?

>>34766852
Tried to delete the thread because I realized how gay it was.. guess I am going to be wallowing in my own misery for awhile

Still compulsive as shit

Bring the wolf back. Right now.

>>34766724
Yeah same except it's more like a buffer of 3 years or so for me (i.e. can't remember before 33)

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i remember absolutely nothing from 2016 all the way back to my childhood.

what causes this?

I don't even remember things from a month ago

not big but not ugly.
also are you turning it upside down or is the camera at a weird angle?
6\10 would suckle for cummies

>>34766688
Camera is at a weird angle, its almost but not quite parallel to my dick

>>34766659
No foreskin/10

Take that mutilated thing away from here

>>34766636
>31 minutes
Can anyone sum it up?

>>34766636
why does this guy larp as a greek philosophical god or whatever it is?

>implying all NEETS are /r9k/

Robots have very little ideologically in common with the faggot in that video. It was nice to watch him get rekt though.

Sargon is pretentious and stuffy but he's good at what he does.

Why discriminate against alcoholics? I just want to post in a drinking thread. Although I like the usual drinking threads, part of me despises them because they're a circlejerk for tripfags and namefags.

Recently I've been responsible and only drink about 6 drinks on work days, however, last night I had around 20 beers in the span of about 90 minutes after work. Feel pretty bad that I binged on a night where I knew I had to work the next day. Our busiest day for our pastas, too, which is usually where I work in the line.

Tonight, I'm just going to have a few beers and go to sleep.

>>34766711
>Why discriminate against alcoholics

Because it's the only way I can keep from calling myself an alcoholic. But you're right

This is now a Drinking thread.

What exactly is a "drink" to you?" A beer? For me it's a glass of whiskey or brandy on the rocks, so 6 seems excessive.

>>34766757
Yeah, a beer, or a shot, I would consider a "drink" and, really, I rarely pour a glass of whiskey. I usually just drink it straight from the bottle, which probably contributes to my bad habit of finishing a fifth of bourbon if it's in front of me. If I do pour it (again, rare) I tend to avoid ice and serve it neat and room temperature. Brandy is pretty good, as well.

Fuck it off roastie
origgginal

>>34766763
hit too close to home?
vyuvyuvyuvu

>>34766811
utter shit
stop posting

>>34766594
Anime, imagination and other works of fiction

lala land in fantasy island with gumdrop rain and cotton candy clouds

>>34766594
>girl who isn't super political, but if she had to choose, leaned right, and wasn't a fucking Stacey retard?
this is why i love my gf

now if only she was hot..

however often they feel like talking about it

I haven't spoken with another woman who wasn't related to me in a casual respect since 2015.
But as a very autistic prude, it often came up even with my steering the conversation away.
Among women who aren't mentally retarded, as I am, I'd wager it is spoken of often.

>>34766574
last night and today again

fapping and fantasizing all the time does that

>>34766563
I've developed a pretty active imagination. sometimes i hold entire conversations with imaginary people in my head..
i tried a nofap, i made it to just before 3 months. didn't help.

>>34766641
It takes time. A lot of time, and repeats.

The red pill helps greatly when used wisely. The robo pill.