What level are you on?
I'm on thigh-high and it's a suffering where I live, because of how hot it gets here I've never seen a woman wear any.
Why don't you go to LGBT you fucking AIDS infested fuckface?
Ankle with a slit is pretty nice
>>37000333
>tfw decide it's a nice day to wear an ankle-length skirt
>invariably at least one weirdo takes a long skirt as the message: "Yes! I would love to move with you to your heavily armed compound in Wyoming! I could knit you socks as you read me your favorite passages from The Book of Mormon!"
Do you think this woman aged well?
She aged about as well as somebody that ugly can
Yes actually, I've seen much worse.
>>37000273
Too be honest, she was always ugly
someone fucking please explain to me why i feel so devastated when i see a girl chatting slutty on whatsapp to another guy?
in a group app
because you know deep inside a girl would never do that to you, ever.
>>37000196
i've had plenty but still it fucking depressed the fuck out of me for a few days
Why are so many black women having white babies lately? Anyone else notice this?
>>37000170
White dick be takin ova
>>37000209
That's an interesting theory you got there anon
Goodnight black race
If she married him, what's your excuse?
>>37000020
>what's your excuse
Who are you to demand excuses from anybody? And what are they excusing themselves for?
We're talking bout that money money.
he probably finished his first cup of coffee before me
What podcasts do you listen to?
Procrastinators
Dan Carlin's Hardcore History and Danielle Bolelli's History on fire.
I'm not much a history nut, but those guys are good speakers/story tellers.
I used to like alternative comedy podcasts like but nowadays they constantly shoehorn in unfunny Trump jokes
+25 bots come and talk about you
>age/gender
>how are you feeling so far
>are you khv?
>what do you do for a living
>any mental illness?
>hopes/plans for the future?
self bump
>31 M
>comfy after another nervous breakdown
>yes
>toll guard, night turn
>panick attacks but scared of going to check myself and losing my job because im probably bipolar
>death or winning the lottery
>age/gender
25F. turning 26 in a few months
>how are you feeling so far
dead inside
>are you khv?
no. I'd probably be less miserable if I was
>what do you do for a living
graduate student. I get paid to be a TA
>any mental illness?
nope
>hopes/plans for the future?
I'm hoping for an early death
>age/gender
26/M, turning 27 in a few days
>how are you feeling so far
Depressed and getting worse. This isn't where I wanted my life to be
>are you khv?
No, I've actually had a couple healthy, successful relationships. And a larger number of really bad relationships that should have ended way sooner than they did.
>what do you do for a living
I work in a grocery store. The same one I've worked at since I was sixteen.
>any mental illness?
Anxiety, and I've started experiencing bouts of depression as well. Can't afford to meet with a shrink because of my tens of thousands of dollars in student loan/medical debt.
>hopes/plans for the future?
I just want to find a cute smart girl I can get high and read poetry or watch Antiques Roadshow with.
/cdl/ Cuddles of the purest form
Post comfy images of people showing affection and discuss irl experiences or questions.
>Noone to rest on while you stand in line
a "Glomp" is a high level form of cuddle hug attack
>there isn't an /r9k/ cuddle zeemap
Its that time again bros. Lets get you KHVs laid. As always, you don't gotta Bee yourself, but you Doo gotta have $200.
ITT we:
>Post pics & stories about escorts
>Newbies ask questions about what to do
>Chad chimes in about paying for sex
Short guide:
Google "[city] escort reviews" and do your research (usually you join for free but can't read the "hardcore" stories/reviews without paying or posting your own reviews)
Shower, trim pubes, brush teeth and you'll be fine. Hookers don't care if you're fat/ugly as long as they don't have to taste/smell you while their eyes are closed.
Go nofap for awhile. Don't try to stick it in your first time because condoms are shit and you probably have ED/performance anxiety. Although it sounds boring, HJs with lube are super stimulating. Try to relax, don't try to be a pornstar that stays rock hard for hours.
Trying to set something up right now. Scared of LE but too horny and intent on my right to be happy/have sex.
Texting because i'm a nervous pansy
>>36999420
Text is pretty normal, I've only ever set up one meeting by call (out of like 25).
How did you find her? Did you read reviews?
I wouldn't say backpage is "legit" because there is no feedback mechanism, but 90% of the posters are DTF. You're very unlikely to get busted, but there is a real possibility of getting robbed by Tyrone.
>>36999383
i just checked out backpage
how come everyone has "NO BLACK GENTLEMAN PLEASE"
I'm thinking of quitting my job. I don't need the money since there's nothing I actually want, and it's eating up all my free time that I use to relax or sleep. The pay is minimum wage anyways, so I'm considering it.
What's been up with you guys lately?
>>36999322
If there is any chance you'll get laid off anytime soon, wait until they do that so you can collect unemployument (really only worth it if you work full time)
I had such a low pay job, that just commuting to work ate a huge portion of my paycheck. I can save a large portion of my weekly unemployment benefit because I never go anywhere.
>>36999382
I can walk there, which is nice, but it's the hours that ruin everything. I've only been there two months but they're already got me put on nights for every weekend and closing on the average weeknight, despite me specifically writing that I wasn't available then.
The main thing that stops me from quitting is that I have basically nothing to do otherwise. Every day when I get home, I just browse /r9k/. With a lot of free time, I'll definitely get bored and sleep a lot and probably feel even shittier. I just don't like exerting myself when it seems pointless.
>>36999476
>I just don't like exerting myself when it seems pointless.
iktf anon. don't even know why i even bother i guess it's mostly out of habit. i've learned that having a routine helps a lot since you don't even have to think. everything is just done automatically. the more time you have to think the more you realize the worthlessness of your situation. so distract yourself with work, school, chans, drugs anything really.
i'm not sure if you quit your job since i dont know your exact situation. i've only had one job in my life and it lasted two days (i quit because it was tiring). but i also had family to take care of me and i was able to continue school (unfortunately)
https://plug.dj/terrible
come play music with other anons!
>how does this work?
click the purple square at the bottom left and create a playlist, then search for YouTube videos/SoundCloud links via title or URL. you can also import playlists from either website. click Join Wait List to get in the queue for playing your music.
>what am I allowed to play?
anything that you enjoy. varied taste and deep cuts are always appreciated. if you Woot a song it will give a point to you and the person playing it. try not to Meh something unless you really can't stand it as opposed to feeling indifferent.
extension: https://plugcubed.net
ObIigatory bump
TONIGHTS THE NIGHT BOYOS
patricians ahoy
The ultimate redpill is when you realize human life as a whole is a blight on the planet. Humans are 100% worthless parasites in the grand scheme of things. Everything humanity has achieved was for its own selfish pleasure at the expense of literally everything else on the planet, including other inferior tiers of humans. We are an evolutionary freakshow, we have broken the equilibrium that keeps all of nature in order.
We are already unsustainable, there is not enough land to create enough plant food for us and our cattle, there is not enough gasoline to power our ever increasing need for energy, there is not enough land to fill with our toxic waste. This is the great filter that will in the end kill all of us, if not life on the planet as a whole. And we keep increasing our numbers worse than any swarm of locusts.
If humans would go extinct, nothing would really change in the grand scheme of things. Life will go on as if nothing happened, in fact if you think about it, life as a whole will go on better than before because our already sky high mountains of waste bleeding all kinds of toxic chemicals into land, air and sea will stop growing, as plant and animal life will reclaim our concrete hellholes where only human life can barely go on.
>>36999150
more like the brainlet pill
>>36999150
>being this much of an edgy faggot
>>36999150
>Humans are 100% worthless parasites in the grand scheme of things
How do you know what the scheme of the grand is anon?
D-do I have ball cancer?
>>36999031
No, but you have a small mutilated dick.
>>36999031
I doubt it. You not only have testicles in your sack, but you also have an epididymis and a few wires connecting everything.
ALWAYS defer to a physician and see one if you're worried about it. Also check yourself monthly.
>Dick, balls, hair, skin tone, size might literally be me
D-did you get that picture from somewhere, OP?
Saturday cwt again
Discuss your 2D crush/lover and be kind. If you'd like to post images of her and share any feelings regarding her and what you have with/for her, this is a place for that.
>>36998960
i dont think i love my waifu
>>36999002
What makes you say that?
I love my waifu, Akarin. She is very nice and calming. It's reassuring to know that she is looking out for me everyday.
>>36999061
i dont think i can love anyone
i look at her and feel nothing
and i don think i ever did
>look at myself in the mirror
>hey I look pretty good
>dad makes us take a family photo
>in the picture I look like a fucking deformed circus clown from outer space with a long football shaped head and the most repulsively ugly smile I've ever seen
I just don't get it.
On one hand, a lot of people say that your reflection isn't accurate because the image is flipped, but that shouldn't make you look that different. All your features should look the same, just reversed.
I'm hoping my dad was just using the wrong lens focal length for the picture and that's why I looked so ugly. But I think everyone else looked relatively normal in the picture. I don't know.
some people are photogenic, most are not.
>>36998950
But why? Why can't the camera just show you what you really look like?
>>36998950
Also I'm tall and I had to tilt my head downward a little bit to look at the camera. Can that make you appear to have a long ugly head?