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i wish i had a mommy gf to go to bed with

instead it is me and my depression

>>38354638
yeah dude
you should probably kil yourself no offence

you are obv. younger than me
unless you are an ageless daemon of 10000 year
which is fine

the queuing begins instantaneously

>>38354568
After they split up, yes, it's not unheard of.

Girls don't tell their friends about this shit specifically because they don't want that to happen you dumb nog

I can tell you have a mental problem because you posted worst sister. Best sisters are goth and rocker.

he totally thinks you're a racist dude.
repent now

You're not supposed to make eye contact with niggers, they take it as a threat like animals.

I'm serious, eye contact is enough provocation for a nigger to start a fight with you. Blame society for forcing you to work alongside them, our ancestors had segregation for a reason.

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>tfw 187cm
>tfw too tall to ever be a fighter pilot

fbm

>>38354429
Same height as you.life is amazing.

Try being 5'6 and having lordosis, yes im around the age of 18 and I kinda like my face but I just look stupid. I doubt I'll grow since I basically never ate fruits or vegetables when I was getting into puberty. I can pass it off at my age but when I get older I will be a laughing stock. When I say I'm around the age of 18 I'm also not older than twenty either.

>>38354420
>americans think this is attractive and make fun of people with foreskin
how's that freedom treating ya?

>>38354530
I'm a burger and luckily my cutting wasn't botched. I do wonder what it would be like to have foreskin, not that I care since I'll never have sex and hate masturbation

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>>38354618
I've been restoring daily for almost a year. I get some of the tip covered soft and can jerk off purely gliding. Sensitivity has shot up a lot, but the real gains won't come until I dekaratanize

>>38354285
>currently shitposting in my comfy truck bed after a comfy half day
You can do it, anon.

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>>38354285
Have you actually tried applying for one, Champ? It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume.

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>ywn work at a bakery in a small cozy sleepy town

>>38354268
Do you have a magnesium deficiency?

>>38354305
whats that?

soiooioioo

>>38354327
When your body doesn't have enough magnesium to function properly.

>>38354234
crossdressing

bloxdx

>>38354234
Getting drunk whilst watching old tv shows. Most anime is fucking awful.

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>>38354234
recently I've been trying to get into writing. I'm good with but trouble is I haven't a creative thought in my head. and I'm lazy.

>>38354223
You can thank Globalists, Cultural Marxism-Leninism and Zionists for our shit reality.

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>>38354223
Help.... oh lord..

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>>38354253
What have jews and communists to do with it? Nothing. Free market, globalisation and the imternet combined with our fixtion on technology and a high standard of living did that

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[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrUoK_TvVa8 ]

>"Oh god have you seen the weather Anon! Look at that rain, it looks like it's in for the night. Hey, how about we just stay in tonight. No, I don't mind. I know you'd prefer that anyway, I'm not totally blind you know! I know. Why don't you go run the bath and I'll put something to cook slowly in the oven for when we get out. Oh can we watch Moonrise Kingdom, you made it sound like something I'd really enjoy! Yay! Thanks Anon, you're the best!"

>the pain is easy

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[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91ihBqLiJo ]

>"Do you mind lying together like this? Are you sure? I don't want to make you uncomfortable or anything like that. Is it ok if I just...was that ok? Promise? Your skin is so warm, it's no fair! Here, feel my hand. Feel how cold my fingers are? I want to tuck them in right here until they get a little warmer."

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[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I ]

"Anon I'm sorry people have left you in the past but I'm not them. You have to stop letting your past dictate how you live, because if you keep this up you're going to be a very lonely person for a very long time. The only reason I haven't given up on you like everyone else has is because I love you. Can you believe that? Can you believe that I love you? Do you even know what it means for someone to love you? Because I really don't think you do."

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get off my board you fucking faggot reeeeee

IQ tests costs about $500 and are carried out by professionals. The average score is 100.

Internet tests are inaccurate and skewed towards high scores. You need to take off at least 20 points if you're using an online result.

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finished the quiz in 30 seconds by clicking on random stuff

anglos..........anglo society and way of life, with a german supercharger.

>>38354055
We're too competitive. The nature of capitalism when greedy people see the reds as the opposite of strength.

>>38354100

We turned life itself into a competition, we fucked up.

>>38354031
why wait OP?

>>38354031
i've lasted to 33
but i look back to the age of 16 sometimes and think to myself about
that period when the first serious suicidal considerations surfaced
"what would have been lost if you did it then after all?"
after long periods of thought on this matter
i recognize myself as little more than a plague bearer of memes
not necessarily a waste
perhaps there will be an alteration in the future
or the memes will consume us all

>>38354031
Realistically you've only been datable for 4yrs. Hold out until your 25 at least.

>>38353928
I plan on getting baked and watching Flip Flappers later

>1000mg DXM
That is a shit ton of DXM anon

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>>38353960
the first 5-6 episodes of flip flappers are insanely good on drugs
i've done it on separate occasions with DXM, K, poppy tea, weed and xanax
godly every damn time

>you will never have a papika in your life

>>38353973
nah i've heard of people on /dis/ taking 1,500~ without significant problems

go for a long ass walk into a forest or some shit and do it all there where no one can find you

>>38353957
That's the plan. No forest here, but a ton of desert no one visits.

>>38353978
then the mixture of alcohol, pills (I hope you're not overexaggerating the amount too much) and nature herself should be enough; though your misery will vary