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I'm questioning NEEThood. Help me. 2017-06-12 07:34:41 Post No.37667091
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I'm questioning NEEThood. Help me. Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:34:41 Post No. 37667091 [Report] [View this topic]

I just checked Facebook for the first time in 3 years. All of my former fellow outcast friends from high school have well paying jobs and loving relationships. One of them has even lost 127 lbs and is getting constant comments on all of his photos remarking on how good he looks.

I'm having a panic attack right now because I've been so convinced for so long that being a NEET is what makes me happy but seeing this shit is making my physically shake with emotion and I hate it. I can't tell if it's anger or sadness or fear. Maybe it's all of them. I just fucking hate it and it hasn't stopped since I saw all that shit.

I'm seriously questioning myself right now, robots. Have the normies just gotten to me or have I ruined my life? Please convince me that I'm doing the right thing.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:51:08 Post No.37667399
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>>37667091
>being a neet and checking normiebook

Hahaha. Beginner's mistake friendo. Just don't do it.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 08:27:50 Post No.37668018
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>>37667091
You sound like a failed normalfag to me. Why do you think robots tell people like you to fuck off back to where you came from all the time? You genuinely do not belong here. Go.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 08:30:55 Post No.37668078
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>>37667091
You sound like me, don't ever compare yourselves to others and get off facebook.

Anonymous
2017-06-12 07:34:33 Post No.37667088
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:34:33 Post No. 37667088 [Report] [View this topic]

>try to write name in cursive
>literally can't and it hurts my hand

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:36:11 Post No.37667116
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>>37667088
wtf is cursive? Some sort recursive language?

Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:38:26 Post No.37667158
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>>37667116
Apparently it's what normalfags write signatures with. I read it's supposed to be easier than writing with normal letters.

Anonymous
2017-06-12 07:32:51 Post No.37667066
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:32:51 Post No. 37667066 [Report] [View this topic]

*steals your surplus value*

Thanks wagies

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2017-06-12 07:32:26 Post No.37667058
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:32:26 Post No. 37667058 [Report] [View this topic]

>Anon-Kun, do you want to become one with me?

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:38:45 Post No.37667163
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Instrumentality wouldn't be living, not really. Retaining your individuality is worth suffering occasionally.
~~Rei is super qt and I'd wife her though.~~

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>>37667163
>Posting worst version

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2017-06-12 07:26:08 Post No.37666945
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:26:08 Post No. 37666945 [Report] [View this topic]

Can I ever be a normie if I like star trek?
Or am I doomed to be the biggest robot of them all?

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 08:26:01 Post No.37667990
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>>37666945

>implying star trek is not for normies

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2017-06-12 07:23:19 Post No.37666891
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:23:19 Post No. 37666891 [Report] [View this topic]

>he imagines himself as the genius who charms his oneitis with his intellect

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:24:30 Post No.37666910
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>he imagines a onesie

Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:25:19 Post No.37666927
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:25:19 Post No.37666927 [Report]

>having a oneitis
>caring about women instead of waiting for your impending death

Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:25:22 Post No.37666928
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>>37666891

I actually don't. I have a fantasy where I wreck my hometown, capture my oneitis and rape her for the rest of her life.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:19:33 Post No. 37666827 [Report] [View this topic]

3 out of my 5 friends from high school are dead. Why couldn't it have been me?

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2017-06-12 07:13:00 Post No.37666688
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:13:00 Post No. 37666688 [Report] [View this topic]

>It's another "Anon gets drunk before noon, falls asleep, and dreams about his dead friends, dead pet, and exes" episode

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:15:02 Post No.37666735
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>friends
>exes
More normie scum expecting me to feel sorry for him

GET

THE

FUCK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

Anonymous
2017-06-12 07:12:20 Post No.37666674
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:12:20 Post No. 37666674 [Report] [View this topic]

Who else is sexually attracted to mutants?

I just want to put that double toe in my mouth and feel the bone with my tongue. I want to suck on it like a flesh pacifier.

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:14:11 Post No.37666718
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I'd fondle the shit out of these mutant toes. I want them in my pussyhole.

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2017-06-12 07:11:45 Post No.37666658
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:11:45 Post No. 37666658 [Report] [View this topic]

>house has upstairs and downstairs bathroom
>my room and brother's room upstairs
>before college, I'm the only one who uses the upstairs bathroom
>keep it in immaculate condition
>always clean, no clutter
>head off to college
>brother starts using the upstairs bathroom
>come back for summer break
>bathroom is fucking disgusting
>sink covered in hair, dog hair, grime,
>empty toilet paper rolls everywhere
>ant traps
>floor is dirty
>dead bugs fucking everywhere
>toilet bowl has that shit in it that happens when you jizz in hundreds of times without cleaning it
>shower is unrecognizable, nearly 20 empty bottles on the seat
>mountain of dirty clothes behind the door
>no point in returning it to original condition if he's going to continue using it

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH NORMIES

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Remember Kids, 2017-06-12 07:09:07 Post No.37666617
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Remember Kids, Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:09:07 Post No. 37666617 [Report] [View this topic]

Always remember if youre a neet, the best way to beat the heat, is to go to your room and beat your meat!

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:12:19 Post No.37666673
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>>37666617
Assuming this isn't bait, you should lurk more before posting

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2017-06-12 07:08:57 Post No.37666611
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:08:57 Post No. 37666611 [Report] [View this topic]

How do we cure white fragility?

White folks, it's not healthy for you to have a nervous breakdown when a game developer announces a game where Nazis have invaded America and black people are in the resistance. I was lurking /v/ last night, y'all snowflakes are pathetic.

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2017-06-12 07:06:52 Post No.37666562
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:06:52 Post No. 37666562 [Report] [View this topic]

Is this called 'being a well-rounded adult' or is it mental illness?

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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:08:17 Post No.37666594
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>>37666562
Mental illness is just a label normies use to put the ones who don't agree with the world order they put into place away from the general population.

It's nothing but a scam.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:10:18 Post No.37666628
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>>37666562
Control over your emotions is a good thing to have. But "being an adult" is a meme.

Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:28:05 Post No.37666975
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Anonymous 2017-06-12 07:28:05 Post No.37666975 [Report]

"being an adult" is codephrasing for "conform, comply, commit"
a predictable population is easily controlled and maintained - which is often a boon to survival
but such a population is also more easily led off a cliff