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Smoking weed and jacking off

>>39404410
Smoking weed, drinking a beer, and jacking off

>>39404399
Not having to go to work and sleeping as long as I want.

I'm Mexican
Tits first then we talk

>>39404281
Qabexauae

>>39404281
no you don't
t. Mexican

You're fat. Your blood pressure goes to hell.

Tip: stand up slowly and do cardio

>>39404288
I'm 6'4 and 164 lbs, I'm far from fat. I guess cardio could help

>>39404264
Happens to me if I'm sitting down in front of a screen too long

Use cotton buds to take the wax out of your ears.

>>39404209
there's no way it's wax buildup.. i wash my ears every week

>>39404209
Don't do this, you can push wax even farther into your ears if you aren't careful.

I hate damn near every post on here about "confidence" because it's usually just a blanket statement like "be confident" with no explanation or a description on how to be a giant faker.

If you have to act/pretend, you're not confident. A better word for confidence would be authenticity, because you can be authentically shy and still come across as more likeable and genuine than some PUA idiot stuttering while holding his posture in an unnatural position.

Chad says "be confident" because his demeanor/behavior is natural to him. If being shy is what is natural to you, then just be fine with it and then you can stop being at war with yourself and then naturally you will shift your behavior without the conflict, because you are at peace with yourself and the change "happens" rather than you struggling to bring it about.

ive had this agreement since middle school: most ppl lack judgement. Or to put it in another way, ppl are just generally stupid about just everything.
and its the truth, and it gives you incrediable confidence, provided that youre the person whos making the argument.

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Confidence, at least to me, is a fleeting state of mind that instills you with excessive mental strength, even if your body is unable to keep up with it. More often than not, confidence backfires on me and ends up causing me to look like a supreme asshole, so I do my best to keep myself grounded.

I think a better thing to look for in life would be 'flow,' which is a kind of mental state in which the only things that are present in your mind are those immediately in your grasp. You feel like you've purged everything else that plagues your mind and become so focused on the task at hand that it feels practically superhuman, as your brain works without interference. I've been working on taking an important test in the near future and practicing the second strategy after dozens of friends and mentors telling me to just 'be confident in my abilities' only led me to bullheaded decisions and occasional irrationality.

>>39404120
>Is playing video games a pathetic hobby for a man
yes

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>>39404120
As a hobby, yes. It's pathetic at almost any age as a hobby, even for robots.
As an occasional thing, no, not really.

You're thoroughly spooked if you even consider this question.

>>39404063

Ask your mother.

This may sound like an insult, but really, ask her

>>39404063
What does he do for living?

>>39404090
manages clients at a house building company

you look 38

>>39404017
What's your job
You look like a school math teacher

>that guy from the virgin school show
Blast from the past.

I heard he ended up getting a gf from work or something.

>>39403964
its his fault bro. he coulda have laughed it off and said that hes your roommate

>>39403964
>ah yeah, sorry was day dreaming, how's it going?
I do this a lot. The more casual you are about it, the less of an issue it is

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>>39403988
>what were you daydreaming about?

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hell yeah definitely fuck him right

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What a nigger coward trying to ghost your boyfriend.

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Just tell him, It will be better for both of thou.

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this board should be blue
why can't I browse without seeing a dick every two seconds?

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That is an overused hole of a disgusting man.
It's supposed to look like this

>>39403767
There's no dick in the picture though

>>39403706
>How do I not let this drive me insane?
By not being a cutfag lmao

Stop jerking off so much, buy lube and an onahole if you want to come. You're probably strangling the shit out of your dick when you fap.

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Stay mad cutfag lmao
You should just cut it off

Griffith is female motivation, he betrays all his friends, whores himself out, relies on other people and gets everything handed to him.

>>39403721
That makes me think is griffith gonna become a trap?

>>39403704
And if he is so feminine cause he is on hrt

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That's cool and all but I'll never win the game of Life.

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>>39403677
>tfw didn't even prepare a speech

>>39403677
shucks m80

>>39403674
Share link faggot

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>another roastie got tostied

lmao

The only good nigger is a dead nigger.