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What does a vagina smell and feel like?
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they smell gross and feel good. there is no better feeling in the world than being inside a vagina. if i was in a vagina all day i'd be happy forever.
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Vagina smells like really strong B/O or sweat to me. Literally every time I smell a vagina it reminds me of what I smell like when I don't shower for 3 or 4 days
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>>38613514
it smells like a repost >>>/bant/1553208
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Male model with Autism 2017-07-25 01:26:51 Post No.38613510
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Look at the horny women in the comments
https://youtu.be/xCnnUr_GP0I
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>>38613510
He's not a model. Yeah he's a good looking man but he's too autistic to do anything, let alone modelling.
Poor guy
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Literally me to be honest my nigga.
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>>38613510
Pretty sure they're just doing that retarded thing women do, when they see someone extremely undesirable they'll put comments of 'support' but exaggerate to a ridiculous degree.
Like if women see a picture of a horribly deformed person they'll put huge comments about how 'beautiful' they are. Where as if they see an ugly but not too ugly person they'll put 'supportive' comments but not too exaggerated comments.
Not sure if that made any sense but the morale is that women lie the more fucked up you are.
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Post your mental health score robots
https://www.psychologytoday.com/tests/health/mental-health-assessment
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Fuck off with this pseudo psychology
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>>38613556
Honestly, all the things I've done here were either diagnosed sooner or later to me,this one isn't too bad. Being treated right now. I'd just like to see how are other bots doing.
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>>38613587
Well, I'll give it a shot
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I don't do social media but do I need this for work?
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Depends on your work. For office jobs it might be useful. But its completely useless for manual labor jobs.
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>>38613497
This. But more importantly, just make a good resume you can pass around.
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>>38613497
I'm in STEM
Why would a good looking 17 year old girl turn ugly in the span of a year (facially)
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Why, doesn't Chad love you any more?
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Drugs/slowdown Of metabolism leading to fat.
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>>38613400
acne?
maybe she isn't wearing makeup anymore?
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I'm 20 year and old and to be quite honest I'm tired.
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Of what?
OriginaI
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>>38613407
Of being gay.
Original.
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>>38613518
Same but being a permavirgin I guess it makes no difference either way
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>>38613355
This is the exact reason for why I never go to work parties.
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Work party? Is that like a work camp?
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>>38613487
>getting invited to work parties
NORMIE OUT
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>>38613506
They try and trick you into going just so they can mock you if you actually fall for the ruse.
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>be me
>be 6
>its easter
>waiting to hunt eggs
>year older sister wimps out on using monkey bars
>tell her i will go on them
>i just remember falling
>land on arm
>it did not hurt that bad
>mom looks at arm says something like "anon we should wait a while before gong to the doctors to see if it will stop hurting by its self"
>mom then makes me hunt for eggs with broken arm
>2 days later mom takes me to doctor
>find out it was broken
>now be 10
>hiking somewhere
>standing on a log
>sister pushes me of log
>primal rage instincts activate
>chase down sister
>there is a log
>prepare to jump over log
>jump... NOW
>flying thru the air
>mfw i jumped to early
>land direcltly on log
>feet slip out from beneath me
>land on arm
>breaks again
>waits 2 days before taking me to hospital
>cant move arm at all for those 2 days
>not because it hurts
>but because it just did not work
>now be 13
>camping
>i decide to stand on a wooden sign thing
>it was rotten
>breaks
>fall down and land on other arm this time
>mom ask if i am okay
>i say it's broken
>she still wants to wait a couple of days
>i say i know when a arm is broken
>she is convinced
>too bad were in the middle of a fucking forest and the only doctor is a more than 50 miles away
>gets put in tempory cast thing
>have to get all the way back before i can get a real one
>couple days later mom shows me an article about how the person who gave me the tempory cast got eaten by a bear
And thats my experince of breaking my arms 3 times. I have also broken my nose, had about a pound of flesh ripped of me when i fell of my bike, fell out of a tree house, had a tree branch fall on top of me, have a rubiks cube thrown point first into my fore head,100+ toe stubs, 100+ cat scratches (i have a bunch of scars now)and last but not least my sister droped a rock on my head on sime hike and now i have a small bald spot were it punctured my skin, So anybody have a story of how they got fucked up?
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>>38613244
Why was your mom so reluctant to take you to the doctor? American?
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>>38613244
i have broken my finger because i ran into a steel fence and i clipper it with my finger, i also have dents in both my shins where i fell on the Car stops and had like 2 concussions and i fell through a glass door and got 5 stiches inmy leg where my jeans had previously been ripped
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>>38613292
You try looking at a 6-year-old and determining whether he has a broken arm, a strain, a sprain or just a bruise of some sort. Doctor visits are an absolute hassle in most countries, not just the US.
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Who here /life long neet/ and why?
I never tried to get a job and I feel misserable. 24yo.
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Socially fucked from the start. Never had any friends from the start.
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I'm autistic. Which means I can't pretend to be the friendly, extroverted, teamwork-loving normalfag that interviewers demand. Add in the fact that I'm 24 and have no work history and I'm virtually unhireable
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>>38613541
What are you dweebs going to do about it?
I'm 30 and same situation, but I've been seeing a psychologist the this year for the first time, she sent me to a specialist and after doing tests on me they both decided that I should be on disability.
I only started seeing the psychologist because I realised nothing was/is going to change and I'm too mentally fucked up, socially fucked, and everything else fucked, so I'll never function in society.
They're pretty good, helping me a lot.
This is your future btw.
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Why did I sign this Japanese work contract, it fucking sucks here.
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you're only supposed to go there after you get rich.
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Japan is the ultimate wagecuck country, don't expect anything else if you get a job there.
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>I need a change in my life
>I know, I'll move to the country with sky-high suicide rates
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>Erect penis size while doing a 20 minute quickeroo: 4 inches
>Erect penis size near the end of 2 hours of pleasure fapping: 6,5 inches
Explain THIS, robots.
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>20 minute quickeroo
Boy. That's not quick
I can bust a nut in about a minute.
Once I did in 30 seconds, and I still got a full 6.5 inch erection
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>>38613509
It's quick in my case anon, don't you need time to unwind and get in the mood?
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>>38613191
>tfw no OVA where Mugi and Sawako go on a date
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>listening to spongebob trap remixes and eating dinner while a 7up is cooling in the fridge and playing world of warcraft
who /comfy/ here
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>>38613150
truly the internet times.
I'm basically playing STALKER, except the zone is my house and the artifacts are bottles of alcohol you know ?
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>>38613170
Blowout soon, stalker
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>>38613150
>playing world of warcraft
what class?
what's 7.2 like? I stopped playing again around the trial of valour
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What is the difference between having a job and prison?
Prison you get 7 days off.
And wage cucks get 2 days off.
Haha have a nice week wagies.
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I always hope the people who make these threads are the real hardcore hikkis rather than "i didn't go out all weekend lol", but it's hard to be sure.
t. 4 year NEET
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I've been to prison. You work there too. It's worse than wageslaving. OP doesnt know what he talkin bout
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>>38613287
Prison you get 0 days off.
Wageslave you get 2 days off
Not that much better.
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Is being a cleaner the cuckiest of jobs?
>clear piss up
>unclog shitty toilets
>take out chad's cum tissues
>literally handling shit and piss
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Depends. I work in retail and the cleaners at my place basically do fuck all most of the day, so they have it pretty good.
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That's pretty much what nurses do as well, at least in the UK. USA nurses, from what I understand, have a higher skillset.
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>>38613131
>take out chad's cum tissues
chad doesnt masturbate and cum in tissues in a public bathroom you cuck, you mean robot's cum tissues
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>It's the "I'm kidnapped by little girls and turned into a loli" dream
>again
How do I stop these nightmares, /r9k/?
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>>38613129
ha ha I can't wait for the funny anime posters and people to say "A NIGHTMARE? THATS MY DREAM LOLOLOLOLO"
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>>38613129
Try to deconstruct the process of turning. By comprehending the idea thoroughly it will become more absurd. Make up imaginary ways to get out of that situation. Sure, that won't stop the nightmares, but you'll at least have peace of mind when awake.
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>>38613148
OP hereI want the animeposters hereIt's not really a nightmare, I'm intentionally making it happen through lucid dreaming