How do you cope with the fact that you're a total loser who has never kissed a cute girl, and never will, and won't ever be happy, and will spend the rest of your pointless life alone, either ignored or ridiculed by everyone else?
How do you cope with the fact that while you spend your entire days playing your kiddy vidya and eating your in your dark room, people outside are having fun and living the life at its fullest?
How do you cope with the fact that you'll die alone, and it will be exactly like you've never existed?
Do you ever stop doing what you're doing (masturbating to pics of japanese cartoon characters, I guess) and realize how USELESS you are?
Has there even have been ONE person who ever loved you truly?
How do you deal with being a loser?
>>37726333
I don't because I'm not but white dick in white pussy doesn't bother me at all. It makes me happy.
>>37726333
I know that life is a losing game either way, that's how
>>37726333
I indulge in delusions. I'm perfect.
My best friend just had his gf break up with him because he was a clingy fuck
for example, he would text her an essay of insecurities after she didn't send a haha to a couple of his jokes
She had enough and broke up with him because she couldn't deal with it any more
What is some genuine advice to give to him so he learns to be less clingy and insecure? How do you change that?
Is this "best friend" yourself?
Get the fuck out normie
"Best friend"
Sure thing, kiddo.
Tell him to cling to bofa.
Bofa deez nutz XDDDDDD
i will get 400 euros of neetbux, what should i do?
a im hikikomori and i havent left my house for months
>>37726064
Buy a bike and go for cycles now and again
Celebrate your ascension to the highest form of existence in the universe.
Use it well. Don't lose your head, NEETlander.
>>37726064
Invest it if you don't need it to survive
Well it looks like I'm back to square one. Got myself into a relationship and somehow managed to fuck it up in a month.
What's depressing is feeling it was possible. Now I'm back to having no friends and no romantic prospects, forced to phonepost because I can't afford a new computer.
At the same time I'm not really a robot. I do live the normie life partially which I guess makes me a cyborg. I've been told I'm good looking but never felt like it was enough to make people interested in me, so I started playing guitar and getting fit but it didn't change much.
>/serious/
You're not welcome here normie.
hoo fucking boo
>>37726092
>implying that anyone on this board is as degenerate as they pretend to be
top fun
I started getting really bad headaches a few days ago. It started after I strained to push something heavy. Now they come around whenever I'm doing something intense such as fapping. It's always a very sharp throbbing pain in the same spot. Any advice, /r9k/? Am I dying of cancer?
are you drinking plenty of water
are you sleeping 6-7 hours in between the time of 11pm to 4am?
are you eating at least 1100 calories per day?
>>37726001
Yes to all 3. I'm most concerned about how it happened so suddenly, almost like some shit popped inside my head.
>>37726001
All this shit plus you probably clenched your jaw straining a ligament or muscle in your head or maybe popping a vessel, on your skull somewhere not in your brain you wouldn't feel jack shit from a brain aneurysm, somewhere.
Just ice the area and try to consciously avoid clenching and caffeine for a week or so.
There are men who are very successful in love and sex with women and have any combination of the following characteristics
>obese
>showers/bathes max once a week
>never held a steady job
>numerous felony/misdemeanor convictions
>unable to cook and clean
>only hobbies are video games and watching sports
>alcoholism/drug addiction
>immature personality
>sexually obnoxious behaviour towards random women
Meanwhile, I'm a /fit/ manlet that has two degrees, interesting hobbies, a decent social life. And yet, I remain a KHHV at the age of 25.
Why the fuck do shitty men who don't even try to improve themselves and their lives have a gf and I don't?
How many women have you asked out in person in the past year?
>>37725812
Cold approaches only work for physically attractive men, normie.
>>37725839
Who said anything about cold approaches? You say you have a decent social life. HOW MANY WOMEN HAVE YOU ASKED OUT IN THE PAST YEAR?
Anon why are you looking at my dick? Are you ready for willy wars or something?
>>37725705
Does that make any sound?
look at these willies!
>>37725732
I'm pretty sure I'd cum from that too.
>"manlets never get respect"
>todd howard is one of the most influential people in gaming
why did you lie to me, /r9k/?
>>37725499
She's paid to be there.
I feel the urge to fuck a much taller woman rising.
>>37725499
How can you respect a manlet that lies about his height
Mia Sand is the queen of r9k. Praise this based fertility goddess, robots!
>>37725490
5 lines of praise = 1 BTC
fuck you pay me
>generic Instagram posting 3DPD slut
Go away.
>>37725527
Mia is special.
why is 4chan so old ? should there be a new format ? this old design is really bad and doesnt attract young people. launch a mobile app to. mos poeple cant just sit on their computer all day
>>37725485
I wish we had usernames so I could look up all your other posts and see how cool you are
why the hell do you want to attract young people
I just wish people would stop responding to b8
Chad never teleports.
Because robots can't face their problems head on.
>>37725649
Fuck, that hurts buddy
>>37725368
I didn't knew tobirama was a robot
Give me one (1) reason not to convert to Islam.
They don't take shit from women, you have the right to have up to 4 virgin qt wives (if you can maintain them) you can beat them, you can rape them (if you are married to them) or do whatever you want and they are going to be happy because they are doing Allah's will.
Its a win-win.
>>37725135
Will feminism goes along with the growth of Islam in EU?
>>37725135
islam doesnt accept manipulative faggot like you
>>37725135
Get ready for jihad you retard
the nigger with the tiny penis
>>37725059
wasn't the dick shot flaccid?
hard to tell if his true dick size from that plus he's giant so even a dick in the top 10% would probably look average at best
>>37725059
All nba players dicks that have been licked have been baby tier.Shaq,Harden,Green,LeBron and a long list of nigs have a baby dick.
>>37725085
>wasn't the dick shot flaccid?
Niggers are not growers anon.A nigger's flacid dick is as big as it gets
Show me a better body than this.
Protip: you can't
That's a thick black bush but I got you beat.
>>37724677
RELEASE THE CRABS
>scroll to random section in pictures folder
>find better body type
ez you gaylord
How long did it take you to mature? What was it that made you get your shit together?
>>37724651
The realization that no matter how hard i try I'll always be a failure and trying to change it is pointless.
>>37724651
24 years. I ran out of money.
When i was 11 my mom beat the baby out of me and from that day forward i have never cryed over small shit ever again.