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>it is more likely that an asteroid plummets to earth and lands exactly on top of your head killing you instantly than that you get a gf
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>go to psychiatrist per r9k's advice
>after some studying and practicing to be autistic they diagnose me with high functioning autism
>start disability process
>high functioning autism does not qualify for SSI money
what the FUCK?! I can't just go to another psych because I live in the middle of nowhere
how do I convince them I'm full blown autistic?
now I can't do anything without a fucking guardian and I get no money this is bullshit
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show them this thread and you'll surely get diagnosed as one
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>>39281270
Gradually appear more and more disabled every time you go.
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show up as a drooling retard next time
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Which 4chan posts will most likely be viewed as historical in the future?
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>>39281215
let's hope this websites gets destroyed as the anonimity of the user
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mine for sure, they mark the spirit of a harsh contrast in this board's defeatism by turning it into opportunity.
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glad you didn't get trips. being anonymous is part of the spirit, fuck off back to kikebook ya lil homo, you took a wrong turn
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>>39281215
Habbo hotel raid.
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Have you ever thought about how scary slut culture is? You go to any porn site and you see MILLIONS of different amateur girls you'd see on the street. Any girl you may know under the age of 35 probably has sent nudes and has had them leaked, or will have at some point in her life.
We may be reaching a point in our future where every woman in the world will have exposed their body to the internet at least once.
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>>39281192
I'm not a huge fan of it either but shit like this has been happening since the Romans and Greeks. Only difference is that now it's just out in the open.
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They should rename /r9k/ to /emo/
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and also remove the robot since all it does is forcing people to write shit like originallio famalam pam pam
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>>39281198
maybe learn to write thoughtful responses? /b/ exists if you are a brainlet/ want to shitpost
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I JUST THINK IT'S BEEEEEEEEEEST
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Who is going to step up and take care of tyrones baby?
https://youtu.be/arFf47Vixms
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>>39281157
Doesn't the government already do that for you?
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>>39281181
/threadoriginalanigiro
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>>39281157
The baby looks fucking abominable, and the retard parents look beyond atupid. I fear for the future, now more than ever before.
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The reason why you're on r9k.
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>senior in college
>did one of those gay ice breakers
>voice shook unconrtollably and nearly had a heart attack
>looked like a mental patient
It's like the teacher just wants the whole class to know who the autistic kid is on day one
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>tfw classes starts monday and I practice for this kind of thing in the shower because it freaks me the fuck out
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>>39280929
Had this exact experience about 4 years ago during a group event thing for useless unemployed people .
It really hammers in how utterly inept you are compared to the average person.
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>>39280929
>don't get stressed by icebreakers or small talk with strangers
>am still incapable of making friends unless they approach me first
what am I doing wrong
How do I master the art of the pee bottle?
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...drink apple juice
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Why don't you just move to a cool European city and get an AirBnB or CouchSurfing account, /r9k/?
>"Meeting with Patrick starts from the car-stolen situation, ends like Rome holiday dream vocation!! The two days we are together is like non-pause movie, time flies like a blink of eyes. Patrick is extremely considerate and gentlemen, full of humor and smiles like an angel. We had dinner together in the city and enjoyed our first ENJOY motor bike adventure in Rome. The night view of Rome is so peaceful and totally different from day time. Quite a pity that time is too short! Hope we will meet again somewhere someday soon!!"
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Dudes like this just make me want to rage-quit life immediately.
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>>39280902
Well why aren't you him then, what's stopping you?
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I'm not good looking nor interesting. I also don't want amerilards on my couch
does anyone have that one picture of all the different fuck up girls (eliza, rose, agatha) in one pic? and it shows how they literally all look the same?
trying to show my friend r9k girls and prove that all women on 4chan are disgusting
thnx
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>>39280772
you sound like you are no more than the age of 15
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>live only once
>born intelligent
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>>39280727
>live only once
>born with wealth
>born into a loving and supportive family
>waste it all away
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>Lost some weight in the past 3 months due to exercising a little and avoiding sugar and bread etc.
>Also started smoking a lot more than before because depressed and it replaced my meals in some cases
>Random girls started looking at me while walking on the street
>Girls are now even smiling at me
>People where I work treat me better than before
>People generally treat me better than before
Am I becoming a normie?
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>>39280692
>social normie noob gains
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Are buddhists smarter than Christians. Are asians smarter than whites?
Where do Muslim stand on the spectrum
Is it genetic or religious based
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It's almost entirely behavioral, which is still evolution but genes aren't the medium
People learn behaviours, teach them to their Kids, and so on.
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>>39280657
>Not being Asatru
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sumtiemz wheni do hanstand al my molney fal out mi pokets
not mi kees doh - i haf dem on a sstrin roynd mi nek wish bang my faec
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>he didnt get into an ivy league college
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>>39280620
Not like your parents would want to blow that much money for 4+ years
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>>39280620
>neckbeard with nigger lips
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>39281342
if he had a cute personality i would date him