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>>35612074
Just a thought, this dream is a manifestation of a event were you wanted to help someone in need but couldnt if though you wanted to
If that was really molestation or something else only you know

Maybe reflect on some recent decisions you made anon

>be in a skyscraper looking for my car
>go around all the internal parking garages in the building looking for it but no luck
>look out the window and see there's a massive carpark outside but it's too dark to spot my car from outside
>decide to take the lift and go downstairs to look
>elevator's kinda weird, instead of walls it's got safety railings and it sort of goes diagonally on rails instead of straight up or down
>inside the elevator I run into people who are supposedly my friends (i.e. they weren't anyone from real life)
>while we're heading down, the guys lean over the railings to look down womens' shirts and holler at them
>eventually reach the bottom and head outside to look for the car, my two "friends" decide to come with me and help look
>while searching some weird imp thing appears and starts following us around, it looks harmless enough, even kind of cute
>having no luck finding the car so the imp casts a spell on us which will supposedly help us find it
>soon enough I find the car but then something seems to happen because of the spell
>my friends fall to the ground screaming in agony as blood pours out of every orifice
>I begin turning into a monster, eyes go bloodshot red, start growing incredibly thin but razor-sharp claws out of my hands
>the dream cuts ahead and I see myself fully transformed into a emaciated, monsterous version of a person
>I'm frozen in place with a horrendous look on my face, and one of my arms is snapped off at around the elbow
>the imp's no where to be seen

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>>35612122
I definitely think this dream had some sort of hidden meaning but I don't know what it is. I can't think of anything recently where there was anyone I needed to help, things have been pretty normal for me. I've made no big decisions either that I can think of.

I feel like it's something to do with the mask, it's such a weird and random thing for me. The whole time I was dreaming I felt like I was in a haze like I had been drugged or something, and the closer I got to the masked guy the bigger this effect was. And when the mask looked into my eyes at the end of the dream I no longer felt drugged but I was paralysed by fear. The mask wasn't scary or anything but it just felt evil, if you know what I mean?

>>35612169
That's sounds weird as fuck. What did the imp look like, was it anything you recognised?

can't wait to go to japan and find one of them gaijin hunters.

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I have a obsession with yellow fever.

Dont want any type of girl unless is asian.

Feels bad man

>tfw japanese girlfriend

Ask me anything... bow to me.

>>35612032

Because the same goes with any website after 2009. The mass widespread of normies these days have made the internet as a continuation of their personalities rather than using the internet for shitposting purposes. They log on Facebook or Snapchat and act as if the Internet is another playground where everyone is suppose to be serious like in real life. Normies do not know the difference between internet banter and serious discussions. Ever since it became cool to correct someone's grammar/spelling in 2011, People started to try and "school" others so they can screenshot it and send it to their friends. All this social media and cyberbullying nonsense has made the internet into a place where everything should be taken seriously.

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A lot of old fags have left. I don't mean age either

Idk there was a shift from 2006 to 2010 ish of something. Ppl from back then are almost non existent nowadays.

They would seem weird

>>35612467
>tfw they exist but only lurk now
>tfw i'm not one of those

Do meth sooner, it's good for you

>>35612009
Transition, you fucking idiot.

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nothing
I do not like altering myself. Saying anything that might affect and change a version of me is disgusting
I am perfect no matter what. Any version of me that is even slightly different needs to be erased

>>35611991
Do you not have a bedroom with a lock? How often are you wanking?

Jack off in your room or in the bathroom you fucking barn animal? And lock the door. This is entirely your fault.

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My sister almost caught me but I hid.
She does know what kind of porn I watch tho because I kept the tab open accidentally.

Yes I have it. I stretched my foreskin out at one point using those skin stretcher things that people use in their ears and shit. But I let it tighten up again damnit.

I only want to stretch it out and fully reveal the glands and get a bj before I die. Bjs already feel good but god damnit I want the best.

How does this even happen? I feel like this can be easily avoided by fapping regularly. I never did anything special to avoid it, but have fapped 1-3x daily for the last 15 years.

>>35611945
I had it. All I had to do was try to get to it, I stretched the skin eventually. But one time I pulled it all the way back and it got stuck and it scared the shit out of me

>>35611938
no. don't sacrifice your happiness for anyone, senpai.

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Imagine a female doing the same for a fat ugly male... literally impossible.

>>35611938
No. Once she sucks all your happiness out and becomes thin she's leaving you for chad.

>tfw don't know if I'm racist irl

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I know that feel, anon. There's a bunch of gypsies in my part of the city. I even got robbed and beaten up by them twice. Whenever I see one of them, I feel intense hatred, and it just kills my mood.
Like, once I started reading some book by Victor Hugo and one of the main characters was a gypsy, and I just couldn't finish the book. I hate gypsies so ducking much.

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>When you live near a train station and the train station full of Africans who are drug addicts

Fuck Merkel.

I'm glad you're in therapy, it's been extremely helpful for me too. Based on the way you write - your candid attitude - I think you'll be alright. I'll put it this way: I'm about to turn 26, and my attitude has changed completely since I was your age. My life is still full of problems, but don't underestimate the effect of time and experiences on your perspective of life.

>>35611977
Thanks to people around me and somehow this board, its taught me that its a fun annoying unavoidable fact that we all hit similar walls at similar ages.

Looking around me and hearing other's experiences at least give me a perspective on this is a regular thing people go through in their lives.

She suggested the late nights that anxiety and depression keep me up at night I start logging, which I already wrote three pages of admittedly probably probably very angsty 'le euphoric psychology' ramblings that I'll cringe to look at inevitably in a couple of years. Even if its incoherent its still nice to be able to ramble it off, and then translate it to here where I can at least try to bounce it off another's perspective.

Hopefully everything will be daijoubu.

>>35611929
>What is your purpose anons, have you discovered it?
My purpose, if you can call it that, is to be the object of contempt for anyone with the misfortune to get to know me. I have no talents, have great difficulty acquiring skills, and have lost all motivation to live, let alone achieve anything. I've also lost interest in anything beyond satisfying any current physical needs, and self-medicating with alcohol to help emotionally stabilise myself.

I don't know how I keep going on day after day, I'm basically a walking corpse just waiting for my body to finally give up and die on me.

Fuck off disgusting negro

Step out of the vehicle, ma'am.

>>35611897
Niggers are disgusting tbqh

first for waking up angry

>tfw 11yo are having more sex than you ever will

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/mar/17/girl-aged-11-to-become-britains-youngest-mother

Fucking hell lads. Took 20 quid out last night, bought 4 pints of Guinness and a pack o salt n vinegar pommies. Came back with 3 quid odd change out of that lot. For perspective that makes a pint of Guinness more than a 4 pack of draft Boddies. No wonder pubs are becoming a thing of the past eh lads.

V ERY FUCKING ORIOGINAL

>>35611813
watch the whole thing in one sitting fap as many times as you can into a container. post results

>>35611813
also link? it's for a friend

>>35611813
I love this stuff too but prefer vaginal.

Check out Czech Gangbang.

>>35611807

no but these people don't go outside so the only information they have on the world is from others on the internet

Normalfags do normalfag things at normalfag gatherings, therefor, what? What are you getting at?

>>35611807
You're just attractive enough to pass with the normies. As a cyborg, a confusing and awkward existence awaits you.

>>35611783
I know that feel.
Is it good though? I only read the first four when that's all there was and then lost interest waiting for the rest. I'm currently reading Iain M. Banks's fully automated luxury gay space communism series.

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Wow what a horrible experience!
Poor you. How will you ever recover?

>>35611783
The only people at the library in my town are drug addicts (because they can do their drugs in peace there) and hoboes (because they want somewhere quiet to sleep). The library is just a house of degeneracy here.

>>35611773
I feel you anon. Im 5'7 and I have so much chest hair but I can't grow a good beard and my body is crap so I cant go out to the beach and enjoy myself because of how gross I am.

>>35611773
>6'3
>fairly good shape
>not really unattractive
>women are still not interested
I don't really think women give a shit about height. It's just a meme.

>>35611966
Its not that height turns them on. Its that height is a basic requirement they expect.