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just b urself mang and go say hi it always works for me

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>>37995697
>"just be happy"
>"You don't do X, so you can't be depressed"

>>37995697

Go back to pol op and eat black cocks there.

It's hard to begin with, but I believe in you. Maybe delete everything you have? If you can bring yourself to do that, things get easier.

How do I get an empornium invite?

>>37995686

The only way you will reduce it is if you get off the very machine that's enabling you to watch porn. this includes reducing your phone usage. Yes, you have to take such drastic measures if you are serious about it, it is an addiction after all so you will also have to change your environment.

>>37995569
face + timestamp or gtfo my man

>page 2
i guess im not slut with tits or whatever . fuckin faggots

Post a pic of ur wrinkled arm or anything to prove ur old

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>>37995556
hang in there.
Deaf people can manage

>have shitty hearing for like 6 years in my left ear
>Finally the other day a huge solid chunk of wax the size of my fingernail falls out
>Hearing is back

Fuck yeah

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>>37995732
Lucky you.
I spent a long time hoping that it was just wax. But then it wasn't. It was permanent nerve damage

Call them on the phone or message them on normiebook

>>37995528
chances are she forgot all about you, has fucked 10 guys since and you'll probably end up like a friday night drunk convo "hahaha omg so this dude from my school 3 years ago just contacted me look what he texted me"

how do you even know she hasnt moved on etc?

that's exactly why i haven't messaged her bc that's probably the turnout. i'd forgot about her desu but she popped up in the top section of my messenger contacts on facebook, which has something to do with how much they browse your shit right?

last time we spoke she was really busy with work (?) and had a long-term bf (!) but both those seem irrelevant from a quick fb search

>>37995441
no if you put your finger in it

>>37995441
Only if he's gay.

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(post is oregano, I promise)

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>khv aspie neet
>dad died yesterday
>everything is shit
>no bank account, don't want to bother mom to buy me games from steam summer sale

>turning 28 this year
>about to have first job
>NEET for 8 years
>never worked a day with my nursing degree
>forgot everything i knew
>supposed to just start, in a foreign country, in a foreign language
>not cut out for nursing (having to talk to people)

I'm not even close to that yet, but I'm already freaking out. I'm basically waiting until they find me a suitable job and I am going insane because I am stuck. Can't go back to just lying down and hoping to die, nor can I expedite the procedure.

>>37995397
>>37995397
>>37995397
Got into woraking out in september,
broke my spine falling off a car when some drunk fuck drove into me.
On the bright side my doctor said it can heal and ill be walking maybe in 4 years.

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>>37995396
Lmao. /r9k/ literally BTFO.

>>37995396
you envy a person you don't know that had her face burned with acid
let that sink in anon

I hope someone has tipped the feds about this acidanon. It's disturbing how he posts this all day long. Hopefully he gets arrested before he actually does it.

a gay faggot attention whore

>>37995354
Hmmm no you're a normalfag.

>>37995354
Imagine saying this out loud to someone. "Normie", "robot", "cyborg", etc. They'd think you were insane, because those terms only exist here and a few other (online) places. What is most likely the case is that you're a great guy who just over-analyzes and thinks less of himself than he really should. Also, there is nothing wrong with you for not liking parties and only being able to talk about certain things. Think about it. What do most normies have to talk about? Probably less than you and 99% of people on this board. The only reason it seems you have very little to talk about is that normies are fucking vapid and have tricked you into thinking you're the weird one when their behavior is fucking absurd.

post more pIs

i miss d'awww threads.
someone will post a pic of a toddler in them then the mods will delete the entire thread.

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>>37995546
>post more pIs
orenge

would you mind spilling a couple tips
big fan of tetris but haven't devoted much time to it

>>37996169
For 2 player battle, earn to do T-spins. I can do like 160 lines in 2 minutes with those. Also, look up "finesse", in other words, learn how to place your pieces with the least number of keyboard presses. Sit further back to use your peripheral vision more.

t. grandmaster

i can do t spins fine but i cant seem to set them up very well.

>>37995229
I lucid dream pretty regularly, like every 1 or 2 nights, once you get into it it's really worth it anon, also as a tip if a dream journal doesnt appeal to you just start telling your friends your dreams on discord or some other text based chat.

It's a great way method for escapism and is well worth the sacrifice of late night hours once you get it regularly.

>>37995255
shitty grammar but I'm sure you get the idea.

>>37995273
My sleeping pattern is so terrible right now. Like some nights i dont sleep at all and the next i sleep for about 14h. How long would it take me to fix that up to out me in a state where I'm able to lucid dream?

Why would she want you and not Chad?

>>37995226
You might not know this anon, but every woman is an airhead.

>>37995226
>>37995259
This. Every woman is a vapid, depressing whore.

how do you have -2 cars

>>37996456
he owes someone 2 cars
>Gucci belt
Am I missing something here?

>3 kids
>4 baby mamas

This is more terse a story than "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"

you're a faggot, just tell your parents that you like dick and get it over with

>>37995171
I'm not gay though, I only liked him cause he kinda looks like a girl

>>37995142
Stop stringing the dude along if you aren't willing to reciprocate his love.