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>>39661769
sounds like a bad boy to be with

>>39661879
Straight boys are all bad boys to be quite honest.

>>39661769
tsundere af desu

>>39661730
Are we being raided by faggots who want to drag us to hell with them?

>>39661730

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

listen tublrfag, you can go post your shit on /b/ as much as you want. but please just leave /r9k/ alone. We don't need this shit with every last piece of normie shit we're dealing with: get off our board.

This man doesn't have a feminine enough body to be a trap

>>39661721
when is pic from? she's getting so old

>>39661721(OP)
Iktf anon
>Be me couple of nights ago
>Have nonsensical dream
>Meet a girl in the last few minutes of it
>Fall in love with her immediately
I woke up with tears in my eyes. The only thing I have to go on is that she studies "creology" or archeology (yes I'm enough of an retard to believe she's real)

I have been having bad dreams with snakes

Super Storm Sandy?


Idk.... feels bad man

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It fucking sucks down here theres no power for the next week or so and its hot and I can't charge my phone and no wifi

>>39661760
I don't know what /ss/ is but i'm talking about Irma btw

you can grow them, pick them, or go to amsterdam and buy them, all without friends

>>39661664
they grow on cow patties after a rainstorm

You can literally buy all the materials you need to grow online legally

>>39661617
It's degenerate and ultimately won't fill the hole in your soul, rather, more apparent.

shop around, research, make sure you know what the going rate is where you live. I remember reading a thread here a month ago, some tard saying he paid like 7 grand for an hour with a black chic LOL

if you are in the US, i would not do in call, make them come to you, at a sleaze ball motel.

oh, and i'd pass on a lady with a guy hair cut

>>39661940


when Chad fucks a woman he met 10 minutes earlier, is he saying to himself, 'ahhh i totally earned this sex, really worked for it, sure is filling the hole in my soul'

Fucking hell its because I'm actually autistic
I even got banned from Reddit I hate my ducking life

Other adults don't get called out for the same shit

>>39661582
You and your friends are pedophiles.

>>39661764
Nah man the minor involved didn't call any of us pedos

And I was the same age as the minor when the accident with the nudes happend

>>39661578
Used to be a complete normie until I was around 19. Then i developed paranoid schizophrenia.

I'm turning 24 now, on 3 different meds, and a NEET who rarely leaves the house. It's comfy sometimes but I feel a sinking pain when I ser the people I used to know continuing on with their lives as I'm just slowly rotting in my room, forgotten

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>>39661637
>I'm just slowly rotting in my room, forgotten

I know this feel all too well.

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>>39661637
>Used to be a complete normie until I was around 19. Then i developed paranoid schizophrenia


How does that work?.

>>39661513
Dude, next time you brush your teeth,grind your toothbrush around on the back of your tongue and against the back of your throat and tell me how good it feels. Now picture someone jamming something five times as big down your throat. Still sound like fun? Its a meme. Find a more productive way to spend your time before you do something dumb. You can't unsuck a dick.

>>39661681
That is the worst idea I have ever heard. Just gently brusing the middle of my tongue triggers my gag reflexes. I couldn't imagine actually getting to the back of my throat

>>39661513
Probably cause you're a big faggot with hormonal imbalance.

>>39661481
jesus christ anon thats fucked. who said that to you?

don't do that
confront her about it

>>39661481
Fuck off nobody ever said that to you

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>>39661438
fucking handshake dad FUCK OFF

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i unironically want to cut my head off

>>39661487
peashooter a shit

>>39661405
I'm already a father.

I'm certainly not the best, as I become lazy or get sidetracked but thankfully my family helps me out a lot. I certainly could not do this by myself. I still drink ocasionally and i dont think doing bad things in front of my children is too troublesome sijce theyre too young

>>39661467
Were you ever a robot? How did you get out of it?

>>39661486
I wasn't ever a robot, I just shared a lot of hobbies that robots have, like video games and lolicon doujins. This isn't my home board desu

>>39661384
Why won't He?
He's the one responsible for everything, is He not?

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God is a worthless little child who can't do anything right. Fuck him.
Hope he gets raped by a pack of god-niggers.

>>39661412
well suicide is a 'you don't decide when it ends, god does' kind of thing. So if you just disregard that i'd imagine probably not?

original

ORIGINAL

bamp

>>39661333
The lighting is awful. You could make eating a burger look as disgusting and graphic with that amount of fucking contrast.

Sex isn't disgusting. Use wet wipes for the duration and take a bath afterwards.

As for people calling it "romantic", well, part of it is not being honest with their lust, and part is that you really bond with people you have pleasure with.

just stop showing up to work

>>39661304
>I am required to give 4 weeks notice
What's the worse that could happen if you don't give your 4 weeks notice?

>>39661304
>get latest paycheck
>don't show up again

Simple