>cute boy constantly doing nice things for you but pretends like he doesn't like you around people
I wish I looked like this. I think they're really cute.
listen tublrfag, you can go post your shit on /b/ as much as you want. but please just leave /r9k/ alone. We don't need this shit with every last piece of normie shit we're dealing with: get off our board.
Have you ever dreamed you had a gf?
I did once and I'll never forget. For years I've been trying to have that dream again just to hold her in my arms one more time. Someone genuinely thinks I'm worth something. God I miss her.
>Be me couple of nights ago
>Have nonsensical dream
>Meet a girl in the last few minutes of it
>Fall in love with her immediately
I woke up with tears in my eyes. The only thing I have to go on is that she studies "creology" or archeology (yes I'm enough of an retard to believe she's real)
What is your opinion of /ss/?
It fucking sucks down here theres no power for the next week or so and its hot and I can't charge my phone and no wifi
>you will never be able to do magic mushrooms, meanwhile normies can get them from literally any of their druggie friends
What do robutts think of hiring escorts for sex (but more specifically for virginity losing purposes)
any experiences robutts want to share?
pic related its an expensive as fuck escort
also wasn't there some anon here to said he hired her? did anything follow-up thread ever happen?
shop around, research, make sure you know what the going rate is where you live. I remember reading a thread here a month ago, some tard saying he paid like 7 grand for an hour with a black chic LOL
if you are in the US, i would not do in call, make them come to you, at a sleaze ball motel.
oh, and i'd pass on a lady with a guy hair cut
My adult internet friends don't get called a pedo and a predator even though they exchanged nudes and looked at the vulva of a fourteen year old
Life isn't fair robros it's just me who gets the worst luck
ITT post and share hikki feels.
Used to be a complete normie until I was around 19. Then i developed paranoid schizophrenia.
I'm turning 24 now, on 3 different meds, and a NEET who rarely leaves the house. It's comfy sometimes but I feel a sinking pain when I ser the people I used to know continuing on with their lives as I'm just slowly rotting in my room, forgotten
>I'm just slowly rotting in my room, forgotten
I know this feel all too well.
>Used to be a complete normie until I was around 19. Then i developed paranoid schizophrenia
How does that work?.
why does giving a blowjob look so much fun?
Dude, next time you brush your teeth,grind your toothbrush around on the back of your tongue and against the back of your throat and tell me how good it feels. Now picture someone jamming something five times as big down your throat. Still sound like fun? Its a meme. Find a more productive way to spend your time before you do something dumb. You can't unsuck a dick.
>the only reason I hang out with you is because your mom pays me to
Yup, I'm gonna spend the rest of my life pretending this was never said to me.
itt: images/memes that hit a little too close to home
fucking handshake dad FUCK OFF
i unironically want to cut my head off
Would you be a good father, fellow robots? What would you do differently from your own father?
I think I'm too beta to be a good father, and would be a horrible role model. I would try to drink less, spend more time with my kid(s) and yell at them less.
I'm already a father.
I'm certainly not the best, as I become lazy or get sidetracked but thankfully my family helps me out a lot. I certainly could not do this by myself. I still drink ocasionally and i dont think doing bad things in front of my children is too troublesome sijce theyre too young
will god forgive suicide?
God is a worthless little child who can't do anything right. Fuck him.
Hope he gets raped by a pack of god-niggers.
Why the fuck is sex so disgusting, graphic, and has this gut burning addictive feeling? And why the hell do people try to tell it off as "romantic time" or some bs???
Sex isn't disgusting. Use wet wipes for the duration and take a bath afterwards.
As for people calling it "romantic", well, part of it is not being honest with their lust, and part is that you really bond with people you have pleasure with.
What's the best way to get fired from my job?
I am required to give 4 weeks notice for me to quit my job, but I want to quit right away.
I work in a bank, so if I commit certain crimes I can immediately get fired. I'm thinking that if I tell my boss that I have been convicted of burglary, I'll get fired right away and not need to give any notice.
Is that a good idea?