>tfw no pillar man bf
>tfw there are straight people browsing r9k at this moment
Maybe we can contain them to a single general? Perhaps making a /straight9k/ would be effective.
I just want to start things over
i can't stop thinking that with death, i'd be able to get a new life and reincarnate into someone better.
also does anyone know of any fourms for people with depression/suicidal folk? i'm starting to think r9k isn't the best place to weep.
Am I the least attractive person here?
>so quiet I make people nervous/never laugh
>prone to crying
>get overly lovey dovey when I like a grill
I'm just glad I don't have to deal with being unattractive.
I know how it feels to have an ugly chick hit on me. I couldn't imagine being received that way when I make a move on a woman. Shit must suck.
So glad I can say "not my problem" and go be happy
I just made 6 potatoes worth of fries and ate them all by myself
Relations or roasties, let it all out anon.
Hit, berated, and lied to often by a woman with a secret coke addiction who slowly manipulated her way into my life more and more until I thought I couldn't live without her and then deprived me of her presence as often as she could to do coke with the niggers she worked with.
At least she never cheated on me.
he promised her the BBC LOL, get fucked little white boy. He's turning in his grave right now, he gets cucked even after death because she's fucking the man who killed him LOL REKT
>tfw satanic revelation while smoking weed
Oh oh here's a good one:
>In grad school for philosophy (fuck me, right?)
>Decide to apartment up with two students (whom I have never met before) from my program.
>One is a girl
>We hit it off from the moment I meet her
>Obvious sexual tension
>Me being an impatient fuck decide to bring up "muh feelings" and of course it doesn't work out
>She instead goes for buff muscle dude in our department
>Dude is obviously a virgin and overcompensating
>She goes on a few dates with him at the behest of my advice
>On the third date, she has to make the move for a first kiss because the dude is awk as hell
>He replies "that was random"
>She apologizes and promptly leaves his apartment
>Turns out the dude is gay
>Now she hates men (more than she originally did) and is decides to only go for women
>I'm still sitting here like: we coulda avoided the whole thing if ya just chose me
>realize I dodged a bullet, and have gone on a few dates with another girl from the philosophy department
>mfw a robot actually wins for once
>inb4 "not actually a robot"
Imagine if an army trained a group of soldiers to be incredibly fast and to strike with incredibly powerful knife hand strikes. What would the enemy even do?
>Hear the faint sound of what sounds like smacks
>Out of the smoke
>Fast as lightning
How could you even compete?
I saw a girl with the best body ever yesterday
Literally better than any porn stars or models you see
Didn't even know such bodies exist, very thin and small waist but fat booty and perfect tits. Natural not like kardashian style. Taller than average girl and elongated frame but not too tall, maybe like 5'8 with shoes on.
Worst part was after a few seconds she went up and hugged who must've been her bf.
That's just some dudes gf and I've never even met a girl close to that hot