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>>34502490
TOO. MUCH. PEACH. DRINK

>>34502490
For real dude, how fat are you?

>>34502507
It's mango flavor

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Before you know it, it'll be Spring then Summer: the perfect time to do all sorts of wonderful drugs like acid or mdma. Aw hell yea.

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>>34502442
Feels like time passes quicker and quicker.

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>>34502442
>February

Oh boy. That day is coming up again.

>>34502420
>TAKE A TRIP!
>IT ONLY COSTS A SHITLOAD OF MONEY YOUR SHUT-IN ASS DOESN'T HAVE!

>>34502523
Or better yet?
>You're suicidal? Go fight a shark in Tahiti! What have you got to lose?
Bitch, if I don't have the motivation to wake up on my day off, what makes you think I have the motivation to go to Tahiti?

>>34502523

This drives me up the fucking wall.

>Just do what I did and ask your parents for a fuckload of money so you can traipse around Europe like some kind of overgrown child without a care in the world! It's so easy bro!

>>34502399
I have a personality disorder so I can be mean but most of the time I'm nice. I'm always nice to people that are sad though. I know how it feels to be depressed and I feel bad when other feel that way.

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>>34502399
Only out of circumstance.

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I like it when people can just be nice to each other.

>this is modern feminism

> 132x180


go fuck yourselff

take a video and ruin her social life by posting it everywhere.

>>34502350
Smoking is for degenerates. Fuck off you scum.

>>34502369
nice buzzword you got there. they might like your type of posts on /pol/ you reject

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>>34502350
smoakan some fire ass wax right now, but i honestly wish i had weed..

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>>34502266
>tfw to smart too succeed

same here

crippling depression

schizophrenia

meds aren't working

help me

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>>34502266
3.7 GPA here. Not much to say, I just hope it gets better for you. I hate college but at least I'm doing very well. Last semester.

Are you in kindergarten? Fucking 200 words..

>200 words
Is this bait? That's not even that bad OP. You could complete that easily. What's the topic?

>>34502239
>>34502241
>not knowing twitchmemes in 2017
LUL

inb4
>female

>>34502198
>Tammy Pescatelli

Look her up, she's hilarious.

>>34502198
amy schumer is pretty funny ngl

>>34502171
It's basically babby's first board.

It's all 'KIK ME BRAH!' 'POST 10/10 QT'S', trap threads, and XD DUBS DECIDES MY SENIOR PRANK threads

>Anyone else notice how /b/ is /b/?

4chan is a fucking dead website, dude. It was put into a coma back in the mid-2000s and the rise of social media just made it worse and fucking worse. The recent media controversies and election cycle brought a fuckload of absolutely abhorrent new-new-new-newfags here, so it's worse than ever.

>>34502171
>hey guise, remember when /b/ was good?
You're the newfag here.

>>34502154
human interaction

original posting

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>>34502154
I wish I was back at high school. I didn't hate it and I wasn't bullied. I didn't have any friends there but people weren't mean and I used to talk to some of my classmates.
Note that I am not american and Hs is probably pretty different, mainly in that we have 30 people in a class that have all subjects together for 6 years basically. So despite not making good friends I was used to this social circle and felt pretty safe there as there were no bully chad fags there.
I even used to sit with a girl that was nice to me.

Now tho at a fucking college there are new people everyday and I hate those self entitled fags that are the majority of people at uni. Also nobody talks to me at all and I can literally count the number of times someone i initiated a conversation with me.
Also I hate being away from home for a long time and I even got several panov attacks so far.
This is fucking pain I really thought it was going to be better and different
pls give me (you)s I am feeling really bad about going back to uni in 2 weeks

>>34502600
sorry for blog this guy>>34502193 actually wrote a tldr before me

>>34502152
Such timeline doesn't exist, even when you assume that the multiverse theory is correct. He was just too huge of a loser to succeed at anything other than being a total waste of oxygen.

Tfw roasties are just using r9k to spew their anti Stacey misogyny in the guise of being lonely males

>>34502152
>tfw we will never live in a timeline where elliot rodger murdered the entire sorority, got away, and is still on the run from the law

feelsbadman

>>34502148
can't voice act but here is me singing (which i can't do either)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l2ensGje4w

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>>34502148
http://vocaroo.com/i/s025A3L1DDoI

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Have you considered chasing an Indian girl?

>>34502139

Ditto man. I'm 5'7" and 4/10 face though which in combination is shit.

>>34502156

lold. Indian girls had the lowest reply rate to Indian guys on OKC.

>>34502156
Yes, but it's the same story there. It's not as if Indian girls view Indian men in a different light - in America, and even in India thanks to its former colonial status - women & men of all races are subject to the same social ideology permeated thru advertisement, Eurocentric beauty standards, what have you -- so being Indian or Asian (less so perhaps) in a Western country is pretty much a flat disadvantage

>Being guilted by women

How the fuck? Just ignore them or be a heartless bastard and tell them you really don't care/ignore it.

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Meet girls online?

>>34502136
tell them to kill themselves, they won't because they're attention whores.