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>>39545126
Im so bloody short and hearing this gives me yet another sliver of hope thanks anon

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>>39545126
>but my spit game on fleek
Yeah I'm convinced

Anyone can get a gf but an attractive gf no.

>>39545104
I do that too when I've got the shits.
I end up unloading it in the toilet sink at work usually.

>>39545104
>I had a butt plug in my ass all day at work and no one found out.- 1 post shown.
Dumb sissy anime boi.

I've heard that it's bad to keep a plug in for a long time.

Is that true?

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>>39545096
I'm on your side. There was a board made for them to be as disgusting as they want but they choose to come here for reasons unknown. Those countries that kill gay people have got the right idea. Left alone, this is what they invariably do to society.

>>39545096
But anon, don't you want to take estrogen, irreversibly fucking up how your body produces hormones, end up looking like a freak of nature, increase your chances of dementia, increase your chances of osteoporosis, give yourself erectile dysfunction, make yourself infertile, and in the process post a bunch of photos online for attention and vindication? XD

>>39545096
I think a good 90% of the threads on r9k right now are

>ask a femanon
>dating advice or discussion
>hookup
>trap/gay

I think this whole board should be shut down honestly. Its pure cancer.

>>39545021
And thank god.

>>39545021
Thank fucking god, look at how ugly she is. Like literally 2/10

idk man korean war 2 nuclear boogaloo and all

>>39545001
Then why are you here annoying me?

i appreciate her YAS QUEEN attitude and the ocean of butthurt she generated but she honestly isn't very good looking.

>>39545001
> having sex with someone who is litearlly a professional victim

It's safer to stick your dick in a toaster.

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>don't worry anon 6 inches is totally fine!

>>39544964
That's because they all die shortly after getting impaled on a horse's cock

>>39544989
Mr.Hands incident is rare though

I mene to zanima

Opa, Beograd?

>>39546479
Izmedju BG i NS

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Hell yeah.

Just be aware most people won't be laughing with you.

>>39544883
Can you drop a link to that shit
You know for your nigger annon

>>39544883
When a Chad plays robot, it's cute and endearing and funny and ironic. When a robot plays Chad, it's ugly and cringey and shows an unsubtle amount of lack of self-awareness that you look like a God damned idiot.

You missed your window. Some other Chad is more aggressively at her, and she notices this.

>>39544870
just ask her quickly and bluntly... use a bit of dutch courage if you must (but just a bit so you don't say stupid shit)

>>39544870
How long ago?
Also this >>39545048

to feel normal and not a broken subhuman for once

>>39544881
This, now its not so much about them, and more about me, if I have a girlfriend it means I have the properties I desire in myself. The love and care I want is already fulfilled by thefew friends I want and my family.

>>39544962
>it means I have the properties I desire in myself.

great way to put it, ive been struggling to articulate this for such a long time and you nailed it. thanks anon that's going in the suicide note

test

original original original

you're sweet anon and I hope u will find someone who cares about you as much as u will care about them

hang in there robot

>>39545328
The feeling is mutual, anon-robot. Never surrender.

I just punch my nose in until it starts bleeding, crouch and position my face below the level of my heart, and let about a forth cup of blood out.
Once I'm woozy and anemic I just lay down and immediately fall asleep.

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>>39544798
that doesn't sound really helpful

have you tried punching yourself in the nose until you start bleeding, then draining it into a cup until you feel sleepy?

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What does it feel like to be an inferior human being?

>>39544742

At least you won't end up homeless, unlike those forever-unemployed NEETS.

>>39544960
>Inferior
>Being so useless at literally everything that no one ever would want to give you the time of the day and at best feel pity for you.
Sure I am feeling inferior right now.

>>39544741

I feel as if /lgbt/ is trying to turn /r9k/ gay so we will take them to the prom.

>>39544741
Why cant faggots understand that they are repulsive and disgusting?

>>39544767
You already are gay, this is closeted /lgbt/

>>39544857
Am I disgusting, anon...?

>>39544731
Because your only purpose is to serve the economy, and have children to replace the aging members of the workforce

>>39544731
Where is debate pls

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Why should you care about what society thinks of you ?

If you're happy playing videogames and cultivating ur leek you should stop giving a fuck about the normiecucks and start trying to enjoy your life.