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>>36652304
poo in the loo


this post is original

>>36652304
Diesels.

Techno metal post

>>36652294
>download tinder
>swipe right on every girl, black girls, fat girls, etc
>no matches
>wait 2 days
>no matches
>delete tinder
I didnt know average joe looking slim blonde hair white males were so unattractive to women.

You can get lucky on tinder. But thats exactly it, luck. 1 or of 2 times youll hit the roastie jackpot. It really is like gambling. Its a complete waste of time to hook up and it wont be a super 10/10 qt either, itll be a 4-6 or 7 (if ur rly lucky.)

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>>36652294
Is Tinder fucking down or something? Posted chad bait for a test and I haven't gotten any bites at all yet? What the fuck!?

SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME BECAUSE I AM ABOUT TO GO TO CHICK FIL A AND DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT I GOT ANOTHER FUCKING MEDIUM FRY INSTEAD OF A LARGE

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Its easy anon just say

>I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

>>36652416

Ask for a large fries? It honestly pisses me off how fucking autistic some of you retards are.

Self pity can be removed by sucking it up and getting to work you sad cunt

Worked for me

>>36652293
Self pity prevents me from sucking it up.

>>36652293
>getting to work
Here come the retarded vague normie terms.

she is thick

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>>36651989
Here's my epic le roast of you two:

You two both look like normies that an angry sperg would post a pic of on /r9k/

>>36651989
well, you have a gf so that's a start. upgrade from here.

>>36651980
>buy a normal/slightly above average flat
>give 60 million dollars to my family
>rot there and die within 1 year due to drug abuse

The perfect life, it would definitely solve all my problems

>>36651980
Id probably just try and make things that help people.

That's a stupid question. What personal problem could a robot have that couldn't be fixed with 100 million dollars?

If I did anything right in life is that I have a qt girlfriend who loves music as well.

I collect and listen to records. What do you like?

>>36652245
Right now I've been listening to a bit of Arca, Preoccupations and Car Seat Headrest. You?

>>36651932
seriously OP, not even a timestamp?

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>>36651932
>Robots are unironically like:
>[7 minute blooper reel from anchor man 2]
Is it a requirement that normies be clinically retarded to post here?

>>36652672
i gave you a 3 second clip and even pasted the time you moron. it starts at 6m14s and probably lasts no more than 5 seconds?

also

https://youtu.be/BDl5-xx0SGA?t=54s

this sound is so cuuuute haha i wonder why they're arch enemies?

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>just move brah
Sure buddy. Will you make sure I get a visa, proper documents, health insurance, SSN, bank account, notify the government of my new address, sell my old house, find a new place to live, buy furniture and find a job?

I have about 200 dollars to spend can I do it?

Fuck off with your 'moving meme'. I have no idea how to even begin that fucking process to another city let alone a country.

>>36651955
>find one of many open jobs/programs online
>sell all your shit and have a surplus to buy a plane ticket and rent for at least a few months (insanely cheap, at least here) in the city
>work without a visa or get one after your entry visa which isnt hard
>buy cheap health insurance
>open a bank account


This is intended for autists who actually have a semi functional level of competency, not full blown NEETS like the dude yesterday who had the thread how he's too lazy to shower for a month.

the language barrier hides your bad social skills

Chad.

because fuck you.

Your question makes no sense.
Chad is my answer.

having more money than the average is what i would consider being above average
money is the time-tested and and means-proven metric for establishing personal achievement and human quality

>>36651674
I Spit on your Grave 1 and 2
Dread
Any Rob Zombie film (House of 1000 corpses)
Green Inferno
The Descent

>>36651733

Came here to post House Of 1000 Corpses/The Devils Rejects. House is a lot better but TDR is really good too.

Are those her tanlines or is she wearing pantie hose or something? Also stop giving this whore attention until she gives us nudes and then go back to ignoring her.

Go shoot up some normies

Hmm, well I would advise you to just be yourself

Ur supposed to stop being so damn edgy

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W-wait, brain damage? Did you get in an accident or is it because of the NEETness?

>>36652761
Being alone for too long causes brain damage.

The neetness is a braindamage itself

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>>36651567
Yeah, twice. The most ineresting one was in high school, years 8 to 10 (maybe 13 - 14/15 for burgers). This chavy grill called jess used to allways say hello to me and ask awkward questions about sex etc, often infrot of other groups of girls. She was cute back then, and really hot now. As much as it was probably her having a bit of fun and teasing an autistic, awkward scene boy, she does seem to have a thing for scene boys now. Maybe she fancied me a bit? Probably not.
Looking back on it, I kind of enjoyed it. Probably why I like gentle femdom so much now

Nope, only got the opposite. Them hanging out with me out of pity.

I'm only a self aware Chrischan though so they all avoid me now. Can't say I blame them.

>tfw pea sized peepee

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I am boring, uninteresting, and have no meaningful existence.

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I've been pissing in a bottle for science. No really.

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>>36651597
Oh hey, don't feel bad, Mr Pantsu, just get those piss bottles out sometimes.
>>36652306
I have almost the same keyboard...
Otherwise, 3/10.