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Saw a thread a few years ago where some guy made a tutorial of sorts on how to make any girl into a yandere qt. Been looking through the archive for a while now but cant seem to find it. Anyone got a link or something to help sort through all the yandere threads?
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>>34900917
Bro who the fuck would save something like that from years ago.
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>>34900917
if you're a robot there's not way you're gonna make a girl into a yandere qt anyway lul
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>>34900972
I actually had it bookmarked on my old phone
>>34901049
Yea but I like to pretend
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They give me hope one day we're all gonna make it bros
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Felix (I know his real name :P) was pretty good looking before he became famous; his girlfriend then mooched off of his popularity to get her own popularity.
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>>34900790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMfqantsU
agreed. if this guy can do it then so can we
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>>34900790
Just don't make fun of the jew and you should be fine.
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Bored Normie, come talk. Giving everyone yous. Or just shit post as usual
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Page seven robits
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Page six robits
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>>34900705
do normies enjoy little caesers pizza?
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Robot! Take the Bogpill!
Hurry, robot! TAKE IT!
The time is running out!
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...What happens when the time runs out?
Can you give me a hasty explanation?
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>>34900716
Phone call Revived.
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>>34900703
Bogpill me on the Bogdanoff twins
l'm 23 and I feel overwhelmingly "basic". I feel as if people are constantly staring at my monstrous, asymmetrical features (five head, giant nose, weird lines around one side of my mouth, super long philtrum, asymmetrical lips/cheeks) and terrible skin. You don't notice my acne scars in the pictures because I cannot bring myself to take a photo any closer to my face. There are days that I don't want to get out of bed due to my skin - and when I do drag myself out of bed, I want to cry when I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I just want to know if my asymmetry is as noticeable to other people as it is when I look in the mirror.
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Did this girl turn down OP? Like the 4th thread today
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>>34900493
You're beautiful
You're beautiful
You're beautiful its true
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>Inb4 normie and ree
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My friend just came over because he saw my picture here in a virgin thread, first off im not a virgin second i look fucking great, thanks to the people saying im an 8. third off fuck that cock gargling faggot he wishes he looked like me. Kid related its my pic
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>>34900485
Slow down there buddy
No need to get to booty blasted
You learned a lesson: what is the Lesson?
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>>34900523
that im gr8 m8
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>>34900485
Kid is scho cyoot :3
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Robots, in the case your life gets so shit suicide is a serious option do you have any backup plans to try before you end it all? To me it goes like
>Step 1: Convert to Judaism
To me Judaism seems like the perfect religion and the only reason I haven't converted already is that I'm unconvinced god exists. If my life became sufficiently terrible I'd like to at least try to take a leap of faith on the chance that maybe it will stick. Failing that . . .
>Step 2: Start doing heroin
Since heroin is supposed to be the best shit ever failing normal life and failing religion I'd like to give it a go on the off chance I wind up being one of the 0.0000000001% of heroin addicts that are actually functional. But failing that . . .
>Step 3: Kill myself
At this point there is nothing left that could possibly make my life worth living so it's time to end it all.
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>>34900481
why not try buddhism instead? the goal of the path is to achieve the cessation of suffering through the cessation of existence. if you succeed, your consciousness stops existing forever. that's like the ultimate suicide in a way. seems like the perfect robot religion to me.
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>judaism
the worst of all abrahams? top kek. i'd sooner convert to some ancient fucking egyptian occultism
>heroin
not gonna get strung out before i kill myself anyway. what a stupid idea
>kill self
should always be very high in the options list
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>>34900516
Because Buddhism is life-denying. Also the afterlife probably doesn't exist so just killing yourself rather than achieving some kind of living undeath through introspection is more appealing.
Whereas Judaism is supremely this-worldly. And the god of the OT is a god that I'd like to know. He seems to understand man and the universe whilst also behaving in his own fully independent way. I don't want to be a Jew because I feel like it would suit my robotness, I'd probably just be as out of place with them as I am among gentiles, I'd like to be a Jew because Yahweh is totally based.
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>Can you spare some change or a bite to eat, sir? We're so very hungry...
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> me in 3 years
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>>34900470
Sorry sir I barely have that myself
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>>34900470
Fuck off, we all know you live in a house just around the corner. Everyone knows you're a shitty scam artist preying on peoples' generosity.
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Any other robots play go? I've been playing for the last 5-6 years and I'm at 3k. Been at a plateau for awhile, but I'm trying to make the push for 1d this year so I'm taking it seriously again.
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Im learning right now. bump btw
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>>34900727
Ask about it here: https://chakai.org/tea/126631#q126631
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>>34900438
What's the difference between this and Othello?
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Some neetbux got approved for me today. $70 a week. What now?
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spend it all on drugs and alcohol to help soften the blow that is life
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Get a job you anus
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>>34900427
How did you do it? Please share the secrets of NEET life.
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>Fapped to porn of cute anime girls again.
Fuck, I hate this, but nothing else gets me hard anymore. I love these girls but seeing them do naughty things makes me diamonds.
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>>34900402
I get sad when I see cute anime girls being lewd degenerates
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>>34900402
this is the only acceptable type of porn anyways
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>>34900402
WHO GIVES A FUCK MAN. keep on fapping to them suckers thats why I do
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should i go and talk with my classmates(girls) while waiting for the next class? girls never come near me not even for a talk. i guess i also don't go that's why
however i don't have problem with men, i go talk to them even if i don't know them
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>>34900389
I've also considered this. Yesterday while waiting for a class a girl stood next to me, maybe one foot away. She didn't even look at her phone or anything, just sorta glanced around. Should I have talked to her?
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>>34900436
Only if your not ugly
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>>34900436
if i had a friend like you or me, i swear i would. i'm just too lonely to start anything. i'm considering this because there are 2 hours breaks between classes and i just wanna kill myself
if you wanna talk to her, don't say anything stupid try to like a normal human being.. i always fuck things up..
>Miss Fembot, this is your third pelvic exam that you've requested in as many weeks! Don't you thinks that's a little excessive?
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>>34900297
>Doctor Chad will never get turned on while inspecting your pussy
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>>34900506
show me those tits or get the fuck off my board
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>>34900544
>show me those tits or get the fuck off my board
I know they're small, please no bully.
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So I heard that you want to be daddy's little girl...
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No, I want to be futa mommy's little girl
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>>34900272
traps crave attention and affection more than anything but for all of their crossdressing and sodomy they will only ever receive cumshots and AIDS
what tragic creatures they are. killing them would be a mercy.
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>>34900272
>inb4 brap
huda
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>Sitting in bed Skyping my long distance gf
Feels comfy desu. I know some of you guys can relate.
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>>34900253
>long distance gf
LOL
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>>34900253
>long distance gf
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>>34900505
>>34900519
She's the sweetest :]
Originally the sweetest